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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2021

The "Loathsome Characters Wiki" is filled with some nonsense takes. Take for example:
"15 from Numberblocks is a rip off of the 13th Doctor Who!"
"Why would the high 5 emoji in the Emoji Movie have a butt?"
"Madame Gazelle is a cliched generic nursery teacher"
"Perfect Peter is a Gary Stu" one bullet point later "In fact, he isn't even perfect!"
"Salami from Incredible Items' design was made in 3 minutes!" (for reference, Incredible Items is an "object show", quite possibly the most homogenized genre of media ever, to the point where 3 minutes would be an impressively long time to design a character)
"Deuce the Butt from The Day My Butt Went Psycho farts a lot!" (gee, I wonder why...)

Also I should mention the Loathsome Characters Wiki is run by people who actively promote harassment towards "SJWs" and "femenazis" on their rules list so take that as you will.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2021

Nintendo likes to switch between phases of "Let's make Pikmin the next big thing!" and "Pikmin? That's stupid." There is no inbetween.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

	Important to gaming history	Pathetically insignificant
Shouldn't be in Smash
Should be in Smash

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

I simultaniously have the highest and lowest possible standards for comedy. I will roll my eyes at The IT Crowd or Rick and Morty, then start laughing uncontrollably at out-of-context Back at the Barnyard clips and old Ronald McDonald commercials.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

oh my god this is such an epic shirt. only Geeks™️ and Gamers®️ will get this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

The Virgin Hatsune Miku:

-Practices violence if this one fanart I saw of her beating up JK Rowling is to be believed
-Tries to sing in English but fails
-Next to no lore
-Anime

The Chad Delay Lama:

-Non-violent, pacifist
-Doesn't need lyrics, just "Eeeeeeeyaaaaaarrr"
-Character design alone tells you all the lore
-Not anime

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

Even as someone completely happy with Wario's portrayal in Smash (outside of SSE), I never got Wario's height in it. Even in the Ware games Wario was never that short.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

Yoshi's Island is the only good
-prequel
-Yoshi platformer
-game made entirely out of spite
-Super FX Chip game (by modern standards)

That's a lot of "only goods".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

I don't get how not buying palm oil products will prevent the use of palm oil. It's already been made.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

Everything about this image is wrong

-A PS2 game based on a movie released in 2010
-The 12 rating for a Despicable Me game
-The rating having the modern day orange colour instead of the grey that was standard at the PS2's peak
-The shadow of the logo not reflecting correctly off the Minions
-Illumination and Universal's logos are absent
-The fact Gru is either floating or standing on the Minions
-The logo is white instead of the red usually used for Despicable Me merchandise

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

I had a dream where Nintendo made a mobile version of Kuru Kuru Kururin, but they competely missed the point of Kuru Kuru Kururin and made the Helirin stretchy, therefore making the game impossible to lose at.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

I don't know why people assume that working with Disney once will immediately result in being bought by them. Disney XD once aired the Pokemon anime and they still haven't bought Nintendo. Disney dubbed multiple Ghibli movies and even put Totoro in Toy Story 3, still haven't bought Ghibli. In fact, Disney have even worked with their biggest rivals on occasion - multiple Dreamworks live action movies were released under Touchstone; and Right Now Kapow, a Warner Bros. show, aired on Disney XD. Neither got bought.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2021

Should I start a support thread for the Stork?

I don't know why I've been posting so much bird-related content lately.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2021

I had a dream where I went to see Chicken Run 2 - except it wasn't Chicken Run 2. It was a depressing, Shakespearian tragedy that just so happened to star Ginger and Rocky.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2021

ahh yes nothing makes me want fried chicken more than a dating simulator starring a sexualised character bearing the likeness of a decades-deceased businessman

ahh yes nothing makes me want pizza more than a goblin in a skin tight bunny suit who hates pizza

ahh yes nothing makes me want to replace my tires more than a morbidly obese alcoholic white guy

ahh yes nothing makes me want a delicious hamburger more than a clown who is best friends with a convicted felon

ahh yes nothing makes me want to prevent crime more than a shady dog in a trenchcoat who sounds like he chainsmokes

ahh yes nothing makes me want chocolate cereal more than a mentally insane bird

ahh yes nothing makes me want to play exciting video games more than a middle aged plumber who speaks like a baby
ahh yes nothing makes me want to watch some exciting sports more than

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2021

"Wait, I don't remember setting my video quality to 60FP-oh, it's just sped up footage."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2021

I love that the entire beef soup takeaway industry of Vietnam collectively bootlegs the Laughing Cow cheese logo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2021

There's a well known story of Mario 64 being heavily inspired by prototypes of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos. I wouldn't be surprised if the Mario 64 dev team had also seen prototypes of Bubsy 3D, the game has a lot of elements of what we now call collectathons, and the multiplayer mode is virtually identical to Mario Galaxy 2's.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

Vampires could really lose their bad rep if they just started picking their noses more. Frequent nose bleeds means frequent blood without the need to brutally assault people.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

I saw this really dumb ironic meme that called the AVGN just "the Angry Nerd" and I've been calling him that since.

Link to the video (swearing)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

Coco's design in Crash on the Run looks like one of those "what if Disney princesses looked like real people?" fan edits.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

I don't get the point of the weird 3D effect on the Duck Hunt stage. I do love the 4:3 design though.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

The amount of banned and censored Pingu episodes is staggering. Most cartoons have one or two banned episodes, Pingu has 8.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

I don't get why you need a phone number to download iPad apps - are they worried about robots downloading apps?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

I had a go at remaking Smash rosters across time. If I made Smash it'd likely be nowhere near as popular as it is today.

SMASH 64:

Starter:
Mario
DK
Link
Samus
Yoshi
Kirby
Wario
Pikachu

Unlockable:
Samus
Ness
Duck Hunt
Muddy Mole

MELEE

Starter:
Bowser
Peach
Zelda
King Dedede
Diddy Kong

Unlockable:
Mewtwo
Little Mac
Mr. Game and Watch

Unlockable clones:
Luigi
Pichu
Paula
Falco
Daisy
Glass Joe

BRAWL

Starter:
King Dedede
Onix
Villager
Jill & Drill Dozer
Tingle
Olimar
R.O.B.
Marth
Mii Brawler
Mii Swordfighter
Mii Gunner

Starter clone:
Lucas

Unlockable:
Sonic
Pac-Man
King K. Rool
Ridley

Unlockable clones:
Kaptain K. Rool
Toon Link

3DS/WII U:

Starter:
Tails
Steve (Minecraft)
Bowser Jr.
Waluigi
Genesect
Excitebiker
Pit
Wii Fit Trainer
Ghirahim
Ganon

Unlockable:
Robin
The Stork (Yoshi)

Unlockable clones:
Ms. Pac-Man
Lucina

DLC:
Crash Bandicoot
Ryu (Street Fighter)
Inkling
Cloud

ULTIMATE:

Base:
Ashley (WarioWare)
Andross
Jeff (EarthBound)
Incineroar
Doomguy

Clones:
Kamek (Ashley)
Lloyd (Jeff)
Octoling
Dark Pit
Ken
Dark Samus

DLC:
Banjo-Kazooie
Hero (Dragon Quest)
Dr. Eggman
PaRappa the Rapper
CJ (GTA)
Clippit (Windows)
Snake
Sephiroth
Dingodile
Dixie Kong
Cuphead
Space Invader

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

Fun quiz time!

1. One half of 90s cartoon duo: ___ and Stimpy
2. 4th letter of the alphabet: A, B, C, _, E
3. Initials of famous superhero: _ron _an
4. Picture you put on a wall: ______
5. 2000s McDonald's toy by Zizzle: __
6. Wikipedia is not a reliable ______

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I have a habit of making posts and comments that subtly imply puns, but people just end up thinking I'm either being Random XD or telling a completely different joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I wish they had Lemmings on Switch.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

It's surreal that teachers wonder why students, especially those with special needs, don't give eye contact when they put signs with full-on poetry and book excerpts on their classroom walls.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I wonder if the recent Evo buyout would make it easier for Nintendo to get a PS rep in Smash... I'd love that, especially if it were PaRappa.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

If we get a proper indie rep in Smash, they should be a super obscure character given the whole point of the indie scene is to give attention to the little guys.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

Me: Googles "Vocal Lifelight remix without autotune"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I think Ms. Pac-Man would work better as a semi-clone so she could get her unique fruit, but I'd be happy with her as an alt or echo. You could also make a case for Ms. Pac-Man as a fully unique fighter or Luigi/Isabelle type clone.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I've been watching videos of alligators casually strolling across golf courses. I propose that instead of making him playable, King K. Rool should be a cameo in Mario Golf where he just walks across the map and nobody in-game notices or acknowledges him,

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2021

If you're in the mood to be utterly horrified today, Google "how did the Annie newspaper comic end"

Wonder why they left that out of the musical.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2021

I see a lot of people list Simon with the "requested characters who got in", but to be frank I don't remember seeing anyone request Simon before Vergeben's leak.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2021

Normalise 8-directional movement in 3D platformers.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

As a fan of mascot platformers I often scoff at anime-esque JRPG protagonists as "indistinguishable", but now I think about it...

I'm a hypocrite./s

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

When Steve was revealed, a lot of people joked about how embarassing it must be in-universe to be beaten in a fight by some bearded guy in a blue shirt named Steve, which is fair, but let's not forget that Pikachu is a random wild prey animal, and Pichu is a random wild baby prey animal. They're literally just non-specific creatures you could find in a bush outside your house.

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