ahh yes nothing makes me want fried chicken more than a dating simulator starring a sexualised character bearing the likeness of a decades-deceased businessman
ahh yes nothing makes me want pizza more than a goblin in a skin tight bunny suit who hates pizza
ahh yes nothing makes me want to replace my tires more than a morbidly obese alcoholic white guy
ahh yes nothing makes me want a delicious hamburger more than a clown who is best friends with a convicted felon
ahh yes nothing makes me want to prevent crime more than a shady dog in a trenchcoat who sounds like he chainsmokes
ahh yes nothing makes me want chocolate cereal more than a mentally insane bird
ahh yes nothing makes me want to play exciting video games more than a middle aged plumber who speaks like a baby
ahh yes nothing makes me want to watch some exciting sports more than