things the internet teaches you:
- you can actually make money by just ******** at people
- you can't actually make money by just ******** at people
- even people who don't make money by ******** at people do so because they ****ing love it
- girls find adblock unattractive, thats why the hot singles in your area disappear when you turn it on
- gamers are oppressed
- all of your interests are wrong, childish, oppressive and immature. yes, all of them
- all of your interests are also unoriginal but in the best possible way
- you are not alone
- you are very alone
- if you type "how to make a bomb" into google at 3am a mysterious being known as "the policeman" will appear in your house and sentence you to death for "attempted terrorism"
- don't forget to like, subscribe and hit that bell for notifications
- you're wrong
- even if you're right, you're wrong
- evidence in an argument only counts if it's against you, if it's in your favour, nobody asked for your opinion
- that's just a theory - a game theory
- if it can be monetized, it will be monetized
- you need to stick around until the film credits end for the hype post-credit scene
- copyright is an all-encompassing fact of life
- copyright is a force to be utterly ignored
- everyone grooms children
- your credit card information is essential to get access to anything
- there are more minecraft lets play episodes than individual bacteria
- there is always someone in a worse situation than you
- there is always someone in a better situation than you
- deleting system32 makes everyone laugh for some reason