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Oh, you like Nirvana? Name three songs.

And Kurt Cobain's entire genome, backwards, no acronyms, in French.

A Pizza Hut in the garage?

In Pizza Tower, is there an enemy called "Detomato"? (That is, an exploding tomato who detonates if you light the stem on fire.) If not I feel like that's a huge missed opportunity

Interestingly, though the King of England isn't elegible to vote, he's also got blanket immunity from both arrest and prosecution should he commit a crime. In practice, there is nothing really stopping him from voting. Aside from maybe a guillotine, but you didn't hear that from me.

Fun fact: If a method of communication utilising an equivalent to mental telepathy were invented, one of the very first things it would be used for is to forcibly implant advertisements into your conscious thoughts at all times.

I've been tasked with taking care of a friend of a friend. He's sick. Time to make coffee. I realise we're out of milk. None in the fridge. None in the cupboard. Damn... I'll need to go and buy some. I hear the wheezing from the other room. Or maybe an accordion. I open the door just a crack. It is an accordion. I ask if he wants anything from the store. He asks me. "The hardware store?" Is he in a state to be engaging in repairs? I say. "Sure." A grin breaks across his face. He twirls his moustache with devilishly evil intent. His fingers grip his accordion. I know at that moment that I have made a terrible mistake.

Guys I took a wrong turn on the freeway and I'm now in Hong Kong. There are 1.2 billion people trying to get into my car and some guy who looks like Bruce Lee is outside. What do I do

one of the greatest post credit scenes of all time

i'd like to say wahoo and welcome you good day that is my name
- mario's marvelous mushroom museum

Hello everyone, just a warning in advance to the British among us (), the EAS test is at 3pm today (in 15 or so minutes.) Don't worry if your phone starts going ape****! It's supposed to do that.

The SEGA Battle of Ages thread narrowly avoided the submission of this American icon



You have been warned

No, I'm not going to strap a jetpack to my back, dress as a knight, and find two guns with which to threaten you. Rather, I am willing to make unusual or humourous submissions to creation forums on SmashBoards.com. I am not a terrorist, I am merely a ****poster - or a self-proclaimed internet intellectual in the form of Eddie Murphy's head.

Hot Take: I think that if you can beat a CEO in a fight you should be allowed to take over the company. It'd make press conferences way more interesting and lowkey I think it'd be the answer to solving the problem of wealth inequality

I just discovered the ****ing Anarchy Chess subreddit and, as someone who doesn't typically use Reddit, I actually nearly choked myself into unconsciousness when I saw one post in which a player is asking for advice due to their opponent's E pawn being compressed into the size of an electron and forming a black hole

Amazon in June: "We want to stand alongside members of the LGBTQ+ community, so in recognition of this wonderful group of people, our employees will be working shifts that are 12 hours gay as opposed to 12 hours straight. Love is love!"

Concept for a horror one-shot (or maybe some sort of Twilight Zone-esque anthology series)

A sketch comedy is set up and takes place, with the characters, setting, and situation being played completely straight, just like you'd see on any other sketch show. As opposed to cutting away upon the joke's end, however, the fictional world that we've gotten peek into continues. Our main characters return home, the world keeps turning, and yet everything is fundamentally and thoroughly wrong. The world itself runs on the rules and suggestions set up and enforced by what a sketch comedy would need, and thus other aspects of the world are utterly half-baked, edging along the boundary between recognisable and unfamiliar.

The main character begins to slowly realise, throughout this time, that something is fundamentally wrong with the world that they're in.

They're then cut off by a second, deliberately contrived punchline.

We never get to see how the realisation affects them.

I'm aware that my insane musings on obscurity have been rambling and scarcely comprehensible messes in the past but something occurred to me today that I think is an interesting thought to consider:

There is a non-zero chance that the objectively best video game in human history - past, present or future - exists right now... but nobody's ever played it aside from the creator, because it's buried amongst millions of games in the same genre on itch.io.

And you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful house". This is especially true after breaking into someone else's

Random musing: yes, I think we can all agree that it's a travesty that the Switch doesn't have menu music, but everyone is sleeping way too hard on the menu SFX. The unique sounds that subtly indicate the "vibe" of each thing you click is really cool.

One thing I really like in comics is when a character (especially a villain) that's typically seen by people as a joke is taken seriously - not because of some arbitrary power-up or some weird recontextualisation, but purely putting their own gimmick to use in a unique and interesting way to showcase that they're not someone to mess with.

This is actually part of the reason I think the Suicide Squad/Task Force X is a really cool part of DC's universe and something I kind of wish Marvel had some kind of equivalent to - it's an opportunity to really showcase the fact that these villains are indeed competent, despite us only really ever seeing them get beat in most comics.

Captain Boomerang is a good example of this - it's easy to look at "man throwing boomerangs at literally the god of speed" as a joke of sorts, but the Suicide Squad run actually showcasing how effective he is in combat (despite still being written as an asshole, but one you just can't help but like) is really cool.

Lowkey, I wish some of Marvel's catalogue had a similar treatment somehow. Obviously a direct copy of the Suicide Squad wouldn't work, and I don't think the Thunderbolts is really well-suited to giving obscure villains a limelight, but something akin to that sort of thing in concept would be really cool.

heya folks, i know it's early/late here in the uk but just a heads up: there's an emergency alert system test at 3pm on sunday 23rd april, i've got a link describing/explaining it here. (this only applies to the uk by the way. sorry)

I have a moral dilemma

Is it normal/reasonable to eat Spam out of the tin with a fork/spoon

I know that it's safe, given Spam is pre-cooked, but is it socially acceptable

I need to know

Hot Injustice take - I feel like Watchmen is not a good fit AT ALL for the game. However - if you really did feel the need to include Watchmen characters in some way or another, including some of their Charlton inspirations would work well. I mean, characters like Captain Atom or the Question would be really unique inclusions on their own. Also, it kind of goes against Watchmen's entire thing. Not to be snobby. But still. Even with that aside, someone like Captain Atom being included would honestly be a lot of fun, and then adding a Doctor Manhattan deluxe costume wouldn't feel too out of the ordinary (especially if you were to take inspiration from Pax Americana in Captain Atom's characterisation.)

random concept i just had for a psychological horror oneshot or game or whatever: someone's soul is forcibly trapped inside a tamagotchi. they can't escape, and their communication with the outside world is fundamentally limited by their hardware. they rely completely on the kindness of a stranger, a small child, to keep them alive.

Nothing wrong here, I was just casually and normally by a ravenous gang of pizza-addicted freaks living in some kind of "tower". Ain't that wacky. Anyways hope you enjoy a change of scenery on the I-65 headed north to Birmingham, Alabama, or as I like to call it, the "Pizza Tower". Ciao

"A long, long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em - cuz there weren't any people yet, just the first tiny mammals. Basically, life was good. Then, something happened - a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings... just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back?"
- The Super Mario Bros. Movie

**** you i got up late and now i cant do the funny or else im the fool

april fools i got up early and did the grocery shopping

hey does anyone remember that time when jfk joked about wanting to smoke weed so one of his assistants brought six joints into the white house and after smoking three and feeling nothing he picks up a fourth and suddenly the paranoia of the russians attacking whilst the president's high on weed sets in and he swore off it for life following that moment

I know people get really irate about the argument as to whether Smash is a fighting game, but I'm going to take it one step further:

I am thinking of a game in which you and an opponent battle for supremacy in a combo-based 1v1 scenario, wherein your actions as one player can actively be to the detriment of the opponent, and where the entire screen is basically your healthbar which - uniquely - you need to keep as low as possible.

Or, you know. Tetris.

idrk how to describe it but this ost track from ds clubhouse games sounds like a remix of an unreleased mf doom instrumental, not a specific one, just like. vibes

Gonna make a prediction: in keeping with Nintendo leaving annoying gaps in their products, there will be a maximum of four other characters introduced in the rest of the Booster Course Pass, leaving a gap of at least one blank roster space

i am spiders. you am spiders. we am spiders.