Champion of Hyrule

Looking at the fact that there's an announcement for the arms character, I get less of a feeling of excitement and more of a feeling of peace of mind

It’s scary how many politicians value the economy over human lives

You know when it’s 3AM, you’re watching a show and get tired, so you decide to turn it off when there’s only two minutes left of the show...

And then the next day you watch another episode and realize you MISSED THE DEATH OF A CENTRAL CHARACTER

I’ve been replaying the first New Super Mario Bros because why the heck not. Man, that soundtrack is better than I remember, especially when you go into a castle

I say game developers should just make their games exclusively download, but still have game boxes you can buy at stores like before, only the boxes contain download codes only. That way people who enjoy having copies of the game’s box can have the box, but they can also play the titles any time they want. Game developers (Especially Nintendo) might even be able to bring prices a bit down when there isn’t any discs/cartridges to manufacture

Nerf Tardigrades

I’m just waiting for the day spirit events come with exclusive spirits again

I’m a believer that one day in the distant future, Nintendo will put songs from their old game commercials in Smash

Wario’s Woods is weird because it’s like Nintendo had a good idea for a puzzle game, then just shoved three random Mario characters completely unrelated to one another (Toad, Wario and Birdo) in said puzzle game

WhERe WaS SMaSH AT ThE Ps5 ReVEAL??!!??

The virgin online Smash playing:
- Frustrating
- Takes time to find a match
- Notoriously laggy

The chad training an amiibo:
- Helps you get better at the game
- No consequences for losing
- A good use for amiibos

Never forget the fact that Mewtwo and Lucas were trophies before becoming DLC

Wether male, female or other, straight, gay or other, liberal or conservative, religious, agnostic or atheistic or old or young, one of the constants of humanity is the sexual attraction to Waluigi. You may not like it, but it’s true. Scientists can agree that this is humanity’s greatest weakness. If mankind can not overcome Waluigi, we will die. Waluigi is the greatest thing in the lives of many, but he will be our downfall wether you like it or not. Some religious people say Waluigi was created by God to be the one weakness of an otherwise almost perfect society and others say he was created by Satan to encourage sin in humanity. You might even run into people who say Waluigi is God himself or some who say he’s just really really hot. But you cannot deny the entity we know as Waluigi is on another plain from us. One we will never understand because humanity is simply too weak to comprehend. This is a constant. A fact. People have long theorized our demise to one day be from a disaster such as climate change, a meteor strike, a supernova, perhaps even aliens. We all know this is nonsense. It is Waluigi. A being who’s entire existence disproves the idea that we will last another century. We might all die in a hundred years, or even today and we don’t even know why or how. We only know Waluigi is responsible. Everything we know is wrong and the only thing we can be sure of is that the last word we will hear will be “Wah!”

I cannot stop howling with laughter every time I think about how the Captain N show portrays Alucard

Is it early enough? I think it’s early enough...


I WANT ARMS CHARACTER DIRECT NOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!’bbsgdh

I hate it when the political side you're on keeps making ridiculous claims you don't agree with. For example, there's that tweet that says a list of fast food chains all support Trump's reelection and backed him financially. I honestly have nothing... Look that up for literally two minutes and you'll be disproven

Fans: Can we have more popular first party titles on the SNES Online like Super Mario RPG, Donkey Kong Country or Earthbound?

Nintendo: Nope. We can only add obscure hidden gems.

Fans: Oh, so can you add cult classics like Uniracers, Plok or ClayFighter?

Nintendo: Nope

Since Cody is a Spirit in Smash, does that mean Final Fight is in the game as a "dependant series" or is it just in the game? He is counted in game as from the Street Fighter series, which does complicate things

July 21, Waluigi will officially be 20. Go ahead and celebrate that like a national holiday, because it is

I kinda want to change by profile pic to something, but I also never want to get rid of my current one...

It’s funny how Japanese Nintendo game commercials are surprisingly funny, catchy tunes set to actors with great costumes dancing and American Nintendo commercials are just:
“ItS tHe LeGEnD oF ZEldA AnD ITs PREttY RaD GaNoNs MOnSTerS ArE PreTTy BaD”

The most disappointing thing about lego Mario is how Lego Dinensions absolutely nailed Sonic

To this day it’s still super impressive Super Mario Bros. 3 managed to run on an NES

Zelda Dungeon maker DLC for Super Mario Maker 2 sounds possible, until you realize a proper Zelda dungeon maker wouldn’t work unless you had the option to switch game styles (hopefully between LoZ, AlttP, AlbW and LA) which would warrant a whole other game

It’s interesting when games take inspiration from their spinoffs. Like when New Horizons got a new design system from Happy Home Designer, or how Sonic Mania has Mean Bean Machine as a boss

Man I wish Kid Icarus had an SNES game

Sonic giving a PSA about sexual assault in the old cartoon is even funnier if you know the plot of the particular episode it’s from

(Episode 3, it’s funnier if you find it out on your own)

For some reason, I feel like if they ever make another F-Zero game, Sukapon from Joy Mech Fight should be in it

It's ridiculously difficult to describe the political spectrum without being super biased to one side. For instance, a conservative would describe a liberal as "someone who has issues with other people's opinions and wants to change them" where a liberal (like myself) would describe a conservative as "Someone scared of change who doesn't care about oppression." Both are very harmful, inaccurate ways to describe each side

Gee Sakurai, sure is strange the Sonic stage added in Smash Wii U is for the Wii U exclusive Sonic game...

Why are headpats seen as wholesome? That’s like, the most uncomfortable thing ever

I just played Samurai Shodown II on Nintendo Switch. It has amazing gameplay and lore, but now I never wanna touch a Samurai Shodown game again because I can't stare at gameplay for one second without getting a headache from all the flashing lights. Like seriously, it's ridiculous

I legitimately thought Little Town Hero was a Nintendo title before I saw it's being released on PS4

Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters is both the best and worst title for a videogame ever

I have a dumb yet smart idea: Smash competitions at a public swimming pool. Hear me out: (Obviously once the whole pandemic is over) There will be Smash competitions at swimming pools. The spectators will be in the pool, able to swim at their leisure and the contestants will be out of the pool, playing Smash hooked up to a projector, projecting it onto a big screen. The reason I want this is so we can have MANDATORY SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE! And unlike most pools, I do mean mandatory. Put a guard there and everything, Participants will of course dry off after.

If Ultimate online is an actually an unplayable mess like people say it is, why do people play it so often? IT AINT THAT BAD

If an N64 Classic doesn't come out by 2022, I'm getting a big tattoo of an L in comic sans on my forehead

It annoys me when people talk about people's mental health when discussing why we should reopen. Sure, mental health is a big problem but a virus won't stop to let people recover. Besides, you can still take walks outside, zoom with people you know or even do online therapy. And people's mental health would be a lot worse when their relatives are dying. Not to mention the fact that there are thousands of overworked corporate slaves that would love nothing more than to spend time with their family.

Is it true that StarTropics and Dragalia Lost are the only first party game franchises not represented in Smash Ultimate?

Today I passed an optometrist's office at a store and saw the doctor's name was "Dr. N. Yies." I had to convince myself the name wasn't a pun and I still don't believe it wasn't