You know you're a noob at smash when _________

[EC_Joey]

OMG I knew someone would say that. I totally called it.

You know your a noob at smash when you let me call something this obvious. XD

I don't remember "letting" you call anything.

 

[majora_787]

I don't remember "letting" you call anything.

Not YOU.

Anyway, you know your a noob at smash when you think it's not GCN controller compatible.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

You know you're a noob at smash when you make threads like this.

This had to be done. Every thread with a similar title always has this response.

 

[EC_Joey]

This had to be done. Every thread with a similar title always has this response.

Mainly because these threads are a place to post stupid things for a cheap laugh.

 

[AQT]

With Falco I always fall off using that 1 accross attack >_<
anyway...
When you use the same move/gun
When you don't defend
When you get very lucky and say you own
When you pick metaknight or snake again and again and again and again
When you take advantige of long range moves.
When your way to good >_<
When you use smash balls craply or just annoyingly

 

[Snowstalker]

...when you try to chase down a Sonic while playing as Ganon.
...when you're KO'd by a Goomba in the Subspace Emissary.
...when you choose Snake or Meta Knight, thinking that you automatically win for choosing a top tier.
...when you supported an anime character for Brawl.
...when you think that Melee is better than Brawl becuase wavedashing was taken out.
...when you're playing as Ike, and can't KO a Jigglypuff until she's at 450%.
...when you think that GaW is a third-party character because he's in the same row as Snake and Sonic.

 

[FishkeeperTimmay!]

When you get eliminated from a double elimination tournament in round 1.

 

[gunrunner89]

when you cant find the A button on your wii mote and you realise your playing melee.

 

[Alus]

* You run into an Ike F-Smash and clearly saw it coming (I know its been said) AND/OR use it to edgeguard (raises hand...)

* You think Lucario's Dair spikes

* You forget that certain characters have more than 2 jumps

* You hold out Fox's/Wolf's reflector too long, thinking it will reflect a melee attack

* You think you can win with Olimar without Pikmin

* You need items to win games

* You constantly uses G&W's Judgement for a "reliable" source of healing

* You run into an Ike combo

* You train in SSE

* You spam Wario's fart/ Rob's Laser

* When the stage combos you

* You run into Jigglypuff's Rest attack

* You are spiked by Snake's box or Luigi's D-Taunt

* Marth's Shield Breaker actually breaks your shield

* F.L.U.D.D constantly screws your recovery as Pit/Kirby/Jigglypuff

And that's all I've got for now... (guilty of most)

while this person here is corect he acctually forgot one thing

when you constantly use thunder as pikachu

 

[AQT]

while this person here is corect he acctually forgot one thing

when you constantly use thunder as pikachu

But thats fun

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

When you don't know what melee is.

 

[-Big_-Blue 9]

When you don't know what melee is.

Absolute wins

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Absolute wins

Thank you -Big_-Blue 9.

 

[DanteFox]

You know you're a noob at smash when you give up melee to play brawl exclusively... or just play brawl in general.

 

[Sosuke]

You know you're a noob at smash when you give up melee to play brawl exclusively... or just play brawl in general.

You know your a noob when you to the Brawl Foruns and say **** like that.

 

[TKD+ITA+Mar=]

* Marth's Shield Breaker actually breaks your shield

You underestimate its power, which is over ... *shot*

Oh and Nova, is that BP in your sig?

 

[Boxob]

When you try to play Brawl competitively.

 

[AetherLord]

Spam one or two moves like there's no tommorrow...

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You know you're a noob at smash when you think that melee is noobish..

 

[Aetherstrike]

* You get stuck under the bridge of Eldin

* You spam Aether, thinking that you will always have super armor

* You fall into the hole in Yoshi's Island in a Landmaster (as we all know)

* You can only win on custom stages designed for you/your main

* You are spiked by Kirby's Final Cutter

* You miss when fast-falling Toon Link's spike (funny to watch)

* When you get the Smash Ball knocked out of you

* You are distracted by ZSS's beauty in a match

* You are damaged by Water Gun (possible)

* You Falcon Punch a TNT Box

and lastly, when you have 6 posts and don't know how to edit...

 

[Sosuke]

* You miss when fast-falling Toon Link's spike (funny to watch)

This does not make you a noob. Happens to every good TL out there at one time or another.

 

[Aetherstrike]

This does not make you a noob. Happens to every good TL out there at one time or another.

Sorry 'bout that. No offense to the good players

 

[Sosuke]

Sorry 'bout that. No offense to the good players

No prob =P

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You know you're a noob at smash when you think that sonic is top tier and think that metaknight sucks.

 

[Hype]

You know your a n00b at smash when:

-You think link is the only character that can chain grab because hes the only one with a chain. (my friend in RL actaully said this)

-Complain about lag on LAN (again actually was said to me)

 

[L__]

You know you're a noob when you think Brawl requires tech skill.

You know you're a noob when you think Brawl's looks makes it better than Melee competitively.

 

[Solaris1110]

You know you're a noob when you think Brawl requires tech skill.

You know you're a noob when you think Brawl's looks makes it better than Melee competitively.

You know you're a noob when you like brawl.

 

[Anarkex]

You know you're a noob when you think Brawl requires tech skill.

You know you're a noob when you think Brawl's looks makes it better than Melee competitively.

Nice trolling, L. You're such an internet badass that you inject your pointless values into threads that had nothing to do with brawl's competitive validity. Serves them right for having fun talking about Brawl.

 

[MarthTrinity]

-When you REVERSE Falcon Punch a Bob-Omb.
-When you still haven't unlocked Geno : )

 

[Boat Mode]

play brawl

 

[MarthTrinity]

play brawl

^When you post reasons like that because seriously, you are the first person EVAR to make that joke : )

 

[yoonkwun]

Having a smash ball in your possession and not knowing how to execute it.

 

[Keoki]

* You think B-up is meant for an attack only, and don't know you can recover with it.
* You think tiers come from your eyes.
* You try to put Brawl in your DVD player.
* You don't know how to play, so you put both hands on the C-stick and move it around thinking your getting the hang of it.
* You claim you can finally almost beat the computers in the game... but you haven't yet figured out how to raise their level up from 3.
* You use Zelda's Down B to dodge A attacks and tilts.
* You post hundreds of threads about the crazy new techniques you've found such as how if you tilt lightly up on the control stick and press A instead of smashing it up with A, it will result in a faster, weaker attack.
* You always charge your smash attacks thinking it will make them more powerful AND faster.

 

[MarKO X]

- you lose with snake
- you lose with Metaknight
- you read "fsmash" and you think "final smash"
- you get tipped with Marth's forward air to lose and say, "that's not fair."
- you spam b attacks, forgetting that the big A button exists.
- you run into a mine with superspicy curry
- you think you're a beast when you play against lvl 9 cpus.
- you think you've been pulling off combos in Brawl this whole time.
- you think you can only airdodge once in Brawl
- you try to SHFFL in Brawl without realizing the L is missing.
- you play with the Wii-Mote vertically.

 

[L__]

Nice trolling, L. You're such an internet badass that you inject your pointless values into threads that had nothing to do with brawl's competitive validity. Serves them right for having fun talking about Brawl.

Gee aren't you intelligent? This is satire mate. Learn to deal with jokes that have been laid around for months.

 

[WhoIsMrBlack]

You can't handle the fact that the new game has no Wavedashing so you refuse to play it and go about flaming anyone who decides they like the new game better using the word 'competitive' in hope it will make your argument valid.

You believe because someone joined an online forum in a certain year, it makes them n00b at a console game.

 

[Rew]

You spam the C-stick to the point that the A and B buttons might as well not exist. (Partially guilty.)

 

[OmegaXXII]

to the point when you play Brawl and then lost skill after not playing Melee in a while

 

[Rew]

Played Brawl before ever playing Melee. (Guilty again!)

EDIT: And can't survive single-player modes in Melee because of no C-stick. D=

 

[Roymyboy284]

when you use falcon in a match and all you can hear the entire match is "FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH!"