You know you're a noob at smash when _________

[fredymartinez1]

You are a noob when u think sonic is not cheap...

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You know you are a noob when:

Any of the already mentioned applies to you (there is nobody out there that can honostly say they have not made any mistakes yet)

You let the lv 1 CPU get the smash ball.

you have to beat a LV 1 CPU using items.

you don't main anybody.

You haven't made the proper amount of posts yet to become a smash child.

you have no idea what AT means (this I am guilty of)

sorry if any have already been mentioned, it's late, and I only finished reading the third page as of this post.

Edit: Close this thread, for I win when I say you are a smash noob when you die from Fox's Laser attacks.

An at is an assist trophy or an advanced technique, which is a technique not in the instruction manual, such as shorthopping.

You're not a noob if you don't know this, you're a beginner. There's a difference.

 

[majora_787]

You know your a noob at smash boards when you make a fight lag by tautning like a fa--

Okay I shouldn't use that word. lol.

 

[White Pikmin]

when you dont do what the wario ware stage tells you because your afraid of hypnosis

"Chisel it!"

"Dont tell me what to do!"

 

[Youko]

When you call anything "CHEAP."


THE END.

 

[rathy Aro]

when I tell you to DI towards me and you do it.
You'd be surprised how well combos work in brawl when you do that. XD

 

[Machiavelli.CF]

wen u dodge-roll!

 

[petey_did_it]

You go onto smash boards and wonder what the hell everyone's talking about

best one yet. by far.

 

[acv]

you know you are a noob when you self destruct to have 0% damage.

you go to a store looking for a falcon punch.

 

[Roymyboy284]

When you call anything "CHEAP."


THE END.

My brother does that all the time. I win fair and square and he calls me cheap.

 

[majora_787]

You know your a noob at smash when you grew up on NES games, but can't recognize any of the characters.

 

[Sosuke]

You put the brawl disk in the wrong way.

 

[Chibi-pika]

Your a noob at Smash when the number of deaths is triple your kills

 

[iEatPikmin]

You're a noob at Brawl when you think (Hyrule) Temple is tourney legal.

 

[munsif]

when you say that smash bros is a game for button mashing 5 year olds with no skill and there is no point playing as throwing your controllers down the stairs will give the same outcome as actually playing

 

[SirKibble]

when you say that smash bros is a game for button mashing 5 year olds with no skill and there is no point playing as throwing your controllers down the stairs will give the same outcome as actually playing

You know you're a noob at Smash when throwing your controllers down the stairs will give you the same outcome as actually playing.

 

[majora_787]

You know your a noob at smash when your a noob at throwing your controller down the stairs.

 

[Aetherstrike]

* You drown (NO DECENT PLAYER SHOULD DROWN. EVER.)

* You are eaten by the fish in the Glacier stage (well, it is kind of hard to dodge once in the water)

* You can't escape from inside the brick wall in the Pictochat stage.

* You run into an eggroll/ fully charged Rollout attack

* You are caught in between two charging aura spheres

* You cannot control the direction of Bowser's Flying Slam when you are grabbed

* You try to fall down on someone using Eruption

* You do a Wall of Pain offstage with Ike

* You hide on Great Fox's Laser

* You try to swim in Hannenbow (guilty)

* You try to stay synch with Ice Climbers as much as possible

* Yoshi does his flutter kick on you while you are in an egg

Hmmm... which character have I not mentioned yet?

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You know you're a noob at smash when you don't know how to throw your controllers down the stairs.

You know you're a noob at smash when you can only beat level 1s with mk and snake.

 

[majora_787]

Oh, characters now? I can do that.

Mario - You spam fireballs.
Luigi - You attack with your taunt.
Peach - You play as peach.

Spoiler

I kid I kid. XD

Bowser - You use forward B as a recovery.
Link - You try to spam his bombs.
Zelda - You main Zelda, and say you main Sheik on smash boards.
Sheik - You think Shiek is hot.
Ganondorf - You call ganondorf's B attack a falcon punch.
Toon Link - You think Toon Link should have a TV show.
Wario - You main Wario.
Diddy Kong - You spam forward B.
Donkey Kong - <_< ....you try to spam.
Yoshi - You say yoshi is manly, and play as pink yoshi.
Samus - You spam missiles.
Zamus - You take awkward snapshots.
Pit - You spam.
Ice Climbers - You wonder who's playing the AI.
R.O.B. - You think he sucks.
Fox - You spam.
Wolf - You spam his recovery.
Falco - You spam his reflector.
Olimar - You think he can't do any damage.
Captain Falcon - You spam. Period.
Pikachu - You spam forward B and die.
PT - You try to attack with the actual trainer.
Lucario - You say he's a Mewtwo clone.
Jigglypuff - You main jigglypuff.
Snake - You spam grenades.
Sonic - You main sonic.
G+W - You spam judgement.
Kirby - You don't know how to "suck people"
DDD - You think you can kill people with your recovery.
Meta Knight - You say he;s cheap.

 

[-Linko-]

When you say Snake is not top tier.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Oh, characters now? I can do that.

Mario - You spam fireballs.
Luigi - You attack with your taunt.
Peach - You play as peach.

Spoiler

I kid I kid. XD

Bowser - You use forward B as a recovery.
Link - You try to spam his bombs.
Zelda - You main Zelda, and say you main Sheik on smash boards.
Sheik - You think Shiek is hot.
Ganondorf - You call ganondorf's B attack a falcon punch.
Toon Link - You think Toon Link should have a TV show.
Wario - You main Wario.
Diddy Kong - You spam forward B.
Donkey Kong - <_< ....you try to spam.
Yoshi - You say yoshi is manly, and play as pink yoshi.
Samus - You spam missiles.
Zamus - You take awkward snapshots.
Pit - You spam.
Ice Climbers - You wonder who's playing the AI.
R.O.B. - You think he sucks.
Fox - You spam.
Wolf - You spam his recovery.
Falco - You spam his reflector.
Olimar - You think he can't do any damage.
Captain Falcon - You spam. Period.
Pikachu - You spam forward B and die.
PT - You try to attack with the actual trainer.
Lucario - You say he's a Mewtwo clone.
Jigglypuff - You main jigglypuff.
Snake - You spam grenades.
Sonic - You main sonic.
G+W - You spam judgement.
Kirby - You don't know how to "suck people"
DDD - You think you can kill people with your recovery.
Meta Knight - You say he;s cheap.

Wario and sonic are bad, but it's okay to main them...

Please don't be offensive to other people.

 

[Sosuke]

Oh, characters now? I can do that.

Mario - You spam fireballs.
Luigi - You attack with your taunt.
Peach - You play as peach.

Spoiler

I kid I kid. XD

Bowser - You use forward B as a recovery.
Link - You try to spam his bombs.
Zelda - You main Zelda, and say you main Sheik on smash boards.
Sheik - You think Shiek is hot.
Ganondorf - You call ganondorf's B attack a falcon punch.
Toon Link - You think Toon Link should have a TV show.
Wario - You main Wario.
Diddy Kong - You spam forward B.
Donkey Kong - <_< ....you try to spam.
Yoshi - You say yoshi is manly, and play as pink yoshi.
Samus - You spam missiles.
Zamus - You take awkward snapshots.
Pit - You spam.
Ice Climbers - You wonder who's playing the AI.
R.O.B. - You think he sucks.
Fox - You spam.
Wolf - You spam his recovery.
Falco - You spam his reflector.
Olimar - You think he can't do any damage.
Captain Falcon - You spam. Period.
Pikachu - You spam forward B and die.
PT - You try to attack with the actual trainer.
Lucario - You say he's a Mewtwo clone.
Jigglypuff - You main jigglypuff.
Snake - You spam grenades.
Sonic - You main sonic.
G+W - You spam judgement.
Kirby - You don't know how to "suck people"
DDD - You think you can kill people with your recovery.
Meta Knight - You say he;s cheap.

I'm sorry thats a horrible list. =/

 

[Sasha]

I'm sorry thats a horrible list. =/

Agreed.

You know you're a noob at smash when you think AT means "Assist Trophy."

EDIT: btw, sick avatar, sasukebowser.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Moving away from the chars:

You know you're a noob at smash when you say: "I don't need to use the A button. I use the Cstick,"

 

[Sosuke]

Agreed.

You know you're a noob at smash when you think AT means "Assist Trophy."

EDIT: btw, sick avatar, sasukebowser.

Thanks.
Great minds think alike I guess.
Umm on topic: You know your a noob when you see someone wavedashing and ask then how the hell they made so much smoke.

 

[half_silver28]

Oh, characters now? I can do that.

Wario - You main Wario.
Jigglypuff - You main jigglypuff.
Sonic - You main sonic.

I was going to comment on some of the funnier ones on ur list, but these pretty much spoiled it for me ~ there's no need to hate on these guys come on

 

[SirKibble]

I was going to comment on some of the funnier ones on ur list, but these pretty much spoiled it for me ~ there's no need to hate on these guys come on

QTF. Seriously, I hate Wario. I mean I dislike his very presence in the game, but I don't consider someone n00bish if they main Wario. I mean, c'mon, every character can be used well and have a good game and strategy. Like I said, I can't stand Wario at all, but I humble myself before the fact that I know my bro plays a mean one. I've seen (or been) all those characters at a pretty devastating level.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Eh-em. MOVING AWAY FROM THE CHARS:

You know you're a noob at smash when you think wifi lag can happen outside online.

 

[Shai Hulud]

you think Brawl is competitive.

 

[Sasha]

you think Brawl is not competitive.

 

[Shai Hulud]

you think Brawl is not competitive.

You're a clever one.

 

[Psychoace]

You pick Captain Falcon and just go running around the stage Falcon Punching people. GOD DAMMIT I HATE THAT!

You're a noob if you haven't heard of Falcon day.

 

[Chibi-pika]

I guess every falcon has his day :D

 

[Sasha]

You're a clever one.

I try. ^_^

 

[majora_787]

Wario and sonic are bad, but it's okay to main them...

Please don't be offensive to other people.

Yes, because you know, I never said anywhere in that post that I was joking. And god knows, jokes shouldn't even be in society due to how offensive they are. /sarcasm

You know your a noob at smash when you heavily criticize people whenever they say something smash related.

 

[Deleted member]

You are a noob when u think sonic is not cheap...

You know you are a noob when you make this statement.

 

[Roymyboy284]

You know you're a noob at smash when you lose to ME.

 

[EC_Joey]

You know you're a noob at smash when you make threads like this.

 

[majora_787]

You know you're a noob at smash when you make threads like this.

OMG I knew someone would say that. I totally called it.

You know your a noob at smash when you let me call something this obvious. XD