You know you're a noob at smash when _________

[AbsoluteZero255]

Fill it in with anything you want. Enjoy!

 

[Fatmanonice]

Now, is this supposed to be for satirical purposes or are we being serious about this? What I mean by the later one is mentioning things that "nOObs" usually do while playing Smash so this thread could act as a guide to help beginners improve. I personally think the later one would be much more helpful and probably be a frequently referenced thread.

 

[iRAPE]

Doing a spot dodge means avoiding the Nintendog trophy.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Satirical purposes...

but I don't intend this to be offensive to beginners...

 

[cj.Shark]

Now, is this supposed to be for satirical purposes or are we being serious about this? What I mean by the later one is mentioning things that "nOObs" usually do while playing Smash so this thread could act as a guide to help beginners improve. I personally think the later one would be much more helpful and probably be a frequently referenced thread.

good idea.
anyway ill give one for both
a. When you DONT trip infront of a ike f-smash.
for the latter
B. always trying to d-air spike with toonlink(trust me its not worth it -_-)

 

[swypa101]

you use items/final smashes

when u think ikes the best (well he does fight for his friends)

also when you play on temple on 1v1's

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

good idea.
anyway ill give one for both
a. When you DONT trip infront of a ike f-smash.
for the latter
B. always trying to d-air spike with toonlink(trust me its not worth it -_-)

HEY! If you practice the dair spike, you will never fail.

 

[Dastardly Dylan]

You pick Captain Falcon and just go running around the stage Falcon Punching people. GOD DAMMIT I HATE THAT!

 

[swypa101]

You pick Captain Falcon and just go running around the stage Falcon Punching people. GOD DAMMIT I HATE THAT!

lol.. i do it when im on wi-fi

its fun

 

[Fatmanonice]

Satire-

The best way to do Ike's dair spike is to double jump off the stage and do it just as you pass the edge.

Actual advice-

If your character has a chargable attack like DK's Donkey Punch, charge it as soon as you KO your opponent or when you revive so you can later use it during the stock. This way, you are more likely to catch your opponent off guard when you do decide to use it.

 

[Johnknight1]

You know you're a smash n00b when you:

-Wonder where the health meter is (like in other fighting games).
-Don't know who Mario is
-Don't fight for your friends.
-Don't make "OVER 9,000!!!", or Star Fox 64 jokes when playing Space Animals (specifically the Foxy one! XD)
-Think Link is the best character in a[ll] the Smash Bros. games.
-Think Samus the best character in the game.
-Fantasize over screwing Zero Suit Samus all day, every day (silly 12 year olds! XD). Seriously...that one kinda creeps me out. >_<
-Don't think Ike quotes are amazing
-Wonder to yourself "where is the invisible wall?", with the intent to beat your opponent up against it (like in other fighting games).
-Actually read this far on this list!

 

[Dastardly Dylan]

lol.. i do it when im on wi-fi

its fun

Hahaha, Maybe I should try that out one day.... It'll piss people off, I'll think about it

 

[mariofanpm12]

Hahaha, Maybe I should try that out one day.... It'll piss people off, I'll think about it

yeah that type of stuff is fun
once i was a fox and i got paired witha falco online and we both spammed our blasters(i was feeling spammy that day)and were untouchable and got all the samsh balls.i also got paired with a similar wolf...

on topic, though...

you know you're a n00b when...

You wonder what character Random is

 

[Johnknight1]

^ **** it! That's my biggest question in life! I guess I'm a n00b then! Thanks for informing me on this mariofanpm12...I think I'll go to n00b rehab now!

 

[Aetherstrike]

* You run into an Ike F-Smash and clearly saw it coming (I know its been said) AND/OR use it to edgeguard (raises hand...)

* You think Lucario's Dair spikes

* You forget that certain characters have more than 2 jumps

* You hold out Fox's/Wolf's reflector too long, thinking it will reflect a melee attack

* You think you can win with Olimar without Pikmin

* You need items to win games

* You constantly uses G&W's Judgement for a "reliable" source of healing

* You run into an Ike combo

* You train in SSE

* You spam Wario's fart/ Rob's Laser

* When the stage combos you

* You run into Jigglypuff's Rest attack

* You are spiked by Snake's box or Luigi's D-Taunt

* Marth's Shield Breaker actually breaks your shield

* F.L.U.D.D constantly screws your recovery as Pit/Kirby/Jigglypuff

And that's all I've got for now... (guilty of most)

 

[stoopdklutz]

You didn't know a third jump existed.
You didn't know that you can aim Lucario's final smash.
You taunt when you knock an opponent off the stage, BUT they come back.
You don't shield. Ever.

 

[Johnknight1]

* You run into an Ike combo

Ike can combo!?!?!?

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Ike can combo!?!?!?

thats the point of the post. IKE CAN't combo.

 

[znintendotaku]

when dodging only consists of rolling

 

[MarthTrinity]

* Marth's Shield Breaker actually breaks your shield

Well that's not.............yeah............I know........*sigh*

 

[turbinator]

You go onto smash boards and wonder what the hell everyone's talking about

 

[fishsticks]

you use items/final smashes

when u think ikes the best (well he does fight for his friends)

also when you play on temple on 1v1's

...None of these are good reasons. Item matches are fun, Ike is a decent character, and Temple makes for interesting matches considering how much damage is needed to knock someone off.
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Satire: When you believe that using Ganon's sidetaunt allows you to use his sword.
Advice: If you're looking for Lucas tips, DO NOT read that crap guide on GFaqs. Lurk Smashboards or watch Youtube vids.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

When you lose to a lvl1 cpu in training on "Stop"

When you think "Why is mario fighting pikachu?" or something like that.

When you don't know who master hand is.

When you have trouble unlocking ness.

 

[Collective of Bears]

When you get KOed by Sandbag.

 

[Martham112]

When you don't realize Brawl isn't the only mode.

 

[The Dinkoman]

When you get KOed by Sandbag.

I did that to my friend once and he said:

"OMFG KILLER SANDBAG GLITCH! POST IT ON YOUTUBE!"

back on topic:

You know your a n00b at brawl when you get KOed in a enclosed area.
(When its not on Stamina)

 

[Iron Thorn]

When you think Sonic is cheap.
When you switch to Snake after being pwned multiple times, thinking that it will make you win by virtue of playing Snake.
When you can't use ATs (even the easy and obvious ones) no matter how hard you try.

I'm guilty of the last one.

 

[starL33T]

1. when you walk straight into a mine YOU planted
2. when you play without items

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

1. when you walk straight into a mine YOU planted
2. when you play without items

Um, you are offending around 99.9% of the people on this site who don't play with items (including myself!). People play competitively here.

 

[Conspiricy]

*when you think that the negative zone sucks.

*get hit by kirby's hammer

*get two symathy smashes in a row

*nerd snipe (guilty)

 

[Nava]

When you think ATs will make you a better player.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

When you play as wario and all you do is wait for the waft to be fully charged

You think an Fsmash is a final smash

When you NEVER hit with the Falcon Knee.

When you wonder why damage percentages can go over 100%.

 

[Goldmick]

-When you've never seen crazy hand..
-When you get pwnd by a level 3 CPU..
-You can't land a single KO on cruel brawl..
-You don't know how to use Lucario's Down+B Attack.
-You can't recover using PK Thunder.
-You lose to a friends little brother (guilty)
-You think that when getting KO'd using a PK trainer's pokemon you can't use it again..
-You can't see a motion sensor bomb and you stand on it..
-You think De de de's final smash is stupid..
-You fall from the stage accidentally using Kirby, Pit, Jigglypuff..
-You run into an Ike's charged smash attack..
-You throw a bomb to someone that's using a mother badge..
-You get stuck with the Landmaster tank on Hyrule temple.. (guilty)
ETC.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

When you think you can only fastfall if you're metal.

 

[takeurlife2]

You pick Captain Falcon and just go running around the stage Falcon Punching people. GOD DAMMIT I HATE THAT!

you know youre a noob when you get hit by a falcon punch...

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

When you think taunts do damage.

 

[Collective of Bears]

When you spam Warlock Punch.
When you think DI is a rapper.
When you blow yourself up with your won C4 (on accident, of course)

 

[I.B]

When you think DI is a rapper.

LOL, nice.

 

[MarthTrinity]

When you think taunts do damage.

Snake's box and Luigi's down-taunt would like a word with you : )

And on that note...

-When you get KO'd by Snake's box.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

LOL, nice.

That is very true.