You know you're a noob at smash when _________

[16BitAlex]

-You can't recover using PK Thunder.

It's the worst recovery move. I can't aim it worth crap. No matter, I can't use Ness/Lucas very well anyway.

 

[JawaJedi]

When you tell your friends that items MAKE Brawl fun, and the gamecube controller is too laggy to play with. (Not the wavebird) My friend told me that yesterday.

 

[»»Captain Kirby««]

when you say, "What? you can attack with the C-stick?"
when you main with pit and overuse his side+B attack.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

when you say that Brawl > Melee

XP

 

[DKKountry]

You think that RAR is one of Bowser's taunts.
You think Ness is a mascot for the N.E.S.
You're angry that they changed Icarus' name to Pit.
You're glad that Johnny-five made it to Brawl.
You're utterly confused when someone calls the DK in 75m "Cranky Kong".
You didn't know Sonic could walk.
"I two-stocked this level 8 the other day!"
You think that B-sticking is any attack other than neutral-b.
Any Pokemon is your favorite because you want to "represent old-school".
You've played on Pictochat more than once.
"SAMUS IS A GIRL?!"
"MARTH IS A GUY?!?!!!?11?!!1!"

Silly noob, your tears don exits.

 

[Aetherstrike]

* You spike with Yoshi's/Bowser's/Kirby's Down-B or Sonic's/Shiek's/ZSS's D-air

* You use taunts for mindgames

* You attack the Meta-Tornado head-on

* You get a C4 stuck on you after Snake uses D-throw

* You walk (yes, walk) into a reverse Gannon punch

* You get chain-grabbed by Samus/ZSS/Lucas/Link/T-Link, Etc.

* You think that the top of the landmaster is the safest

* You are spiked by the Pirate Ship

* You attack someone in the middle of their Final Smash

* You are hit by Ness/Lucas after they use PK thunder on themselves

* You claim that tripping is a new AT

* Sonic's priority overwhelms your own

* You are star-KO'd by a meteor smash

* You read "SHFFit" as "Shuffle"

* You are combo'd by Snake's D-smash into U-smash

Yes, these are lame, but I tried

 

[zacharia zako]

-u use fox's side b move like 50 times in a row (the fox illusin)

-u think master hand is glover's dad lol (u know who glover is right?)

-u think u can play as master hand

-try and take pictures of zero suite samus in peculiar positions

-using the zelda to shiek, shiek to zelda transformation as invincibility frames

-u want dr mario back on the character roster

-u wonder who the italian dude in the overalls is

-u practice on lvl 3 computers

-u wonder who that blue muskrat is that some how runs at super sonic speeds lol

-u think anime ppl should be in ssbb (lol anybody seen that thread??)

-u go do something dangerous or humiliating when somebody tells u to do a dair

that's all i have

 

[Oracle]

-when your name is xona

- when you think FD should be banned because of laser camping

lol, xona

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

I google imaged glover, and I found nothing.

 

[OmegaXXII]

-you know you're a n00b when...

-you suck
- when you play someone who's never played the game and yet you get beaten by it
-when you you can't comprehend terms like "tripping, washdashing, L-cancelling, U-Air
-when you get beaten in a fair match and you say something like " you cheated" or " I was going easy on you"

-when your name is xona

- when you think FD should be banned because of laser camping

lol, xona

lol XONA the H-Town smasher?, surely you're being sarcastic because he's the best there is!! and I will soon know of that

 

[Oracle]

No, I'm talking about the idiot in the stage legality discussion forums. He's pretty funny, you should go look at what he said a few pages back there.

 

[OmegaXXII]

yea I'm pretty sure it's the same guy, he's such a n00b ( jk xD)

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

you think that masterchief would be PERFECT for brawl

 

[Kalm]

You want Cloud Strife in brawl.

You get the game and hardly play it because Sonic has to be unlocked.

You're playing online.

You're playing as Meta Knight.

You play as a space animal and continously sideB the edges like a pro.

 

[JustKindaBoredUKno]

when you cry for being kicked out of a tourney for overusing snake dashing

 

[screeddie]

When half your postcount consists of "tires don exits!!" jokes.

 

[JrdnS]

you think brawl is better than melee because you cant do ATs.

 

[Steck]

when you say that Brawl > Melee

How did I know someone was going to say that lol?

if you think Sonic and Captain Falcon are top tier because they are fast
if you think Wario is bad
if you think ROB is Wall-e
if you think YOU have found wavedashing in brawl
if you think you can unlock megaman by beating 100 fighters in cruel brawl

 

[Ranuu]

You've played on Pictochat more than once.

Well, that's not good for me, then

Uh...

You know you're a noob at smash when you think someone's 'fair game' is when they're not cheating.

 

[AnAardvark]

You Know You're A Noob At Smash When...

- Your name is "AnAardvark".
- You think that Sheik is a boy.
- You use Sheik's Down-B as an attack.
- You get edge-guarded when you're playing as Kirby / Jigglypuff / King DeDeDe. / Meta Knight.
- You spam Needles with Sheik just to annoy your opponent. -COUGH- AnAardvark -COUGH-
- You lose against a CPU when you're using Ike / Meta Knight. Doesn't matter what level the CPU is.
- You're playing against your friend, and when you lose, you flame him / her.
- You struggle on the first stage of SubSpace Emissary on VERY EASY.
- Brawl is the first Smash game you've played.
- You think Melee is the first Smash game made.
- You use Sheik's Side-B to reflect projectiles.

 

[Digimonkey]

I google imaged glover, and I found nothing.

hes from a N64 game "glover", very fun.
anyway.. -you wonder why olimar cannot attack.

 

[meta master]

You're a smash n00b when:

You think that Pichu was god tier
You don't know how to use (or activate) your final smash
You're Giga Bowser and you can't kill anyone (this can happen if people are really good)
You think you're good with Sonic and all you do is Super Sonic
You say Meta Knight is broken and then start playing him (***it, he's not broken)
Who's Mario?
You don't know who's Gimpyfish, Ken, PC chris, etc.
You like tripping
You don't know how to recover
You don't know what's a final smash
You like Hyrule Temple (to tell the truth, any stage can be fun if people actually fight you)
You play with the Wiimote (no offense if you're actually good)
You play coin mode

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yeah. more to come...

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

you're A Smash N00b When:

You Think That Pichu Was God Tier
You Don't Know How To Use (or Activate) Your Final Smash
You're Giga Bowser And You Can't Kill Anyone (this Can Happen If People Are Really Good)
You Think You're Good With Sonic And All You Do Is Super Sonic
You Say Meta Knight Is Broken And Then Start Playing Him (***it, He's Not Broken)
Who's Mario?
You Don't Know Who's Gimpyfish, Ken, Pc Chris, Etc.
You Like Tripping
You Don't Know How To Recover
You Don't Know What's A Final Smash
You Like Hyrule Temple (to Tell The Truth, Any Stage Can Be Fun If People Actually Fight You)
You Play With The Wiimote (no Offense If You're Actually Good)
You Play Coin Mode

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Yeah. More To Come...

I Play Coin Mode!!!

 

[Noodlehead]

You're a smash n00b when:

...You play with the Wiimote (no offense if you're actually good)
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yeah. more to come...

Wiimote are for pros.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

I Play Coin Mode!!!

NOOB!!!

You die before you can use your Pity FS.
You think Fludd is overpowerd.

 

[Seikend]

When you lose at the game. Do I win?

 

[boom-man97]

when you run when ever someone says bair

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

NOOB!!!

That doesn't help. Seriously.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

you use items/final smashes

when u think ikes the best (well he does fight for his friends)

also when you play on temple on 1v1's

Ya, items suk, i h8 wen friendz *** ova and want to use final smashes and items, and i just think they are cheap and get rid of competitivety. and about tha temple thing, tha only time i play there is in 3 on 1's (where i am the one, of course).

Satirical: you spam attacks that look cool.

Advice: you are all about offense. This is bad and happens too much. you hav to play defensiv too, shield and dodge and whatnot. try it out n00bs, this wuz my problem when i started.

 

[NicIsNotANinja]

you only have 25 characters... =(

 

[Fatmanonice]

It's the worst recovery move. I can't aim it worth crap. No matter, I can't use Ness/Lucas very well anyway.

The irony is just too great and the location of this comment amplifies its intensity by ten fold. Seriously, I'm about to have a seizure from the sheer force of it.

 

[majora_787]

Where to begin...

-You think Norfair is the fairest stage in game.
-You think simon belmont, rayman, bomberman and stephen colbert should be in brawl.
-You say someone should be in brawl as if your opinion matters after release.
-You think metal boxes kill people.
-You think metaknight can counter marth. -_-
-You think ROB is worthless
-You think Ness and Lucas are good/easy to use
-You believe both of the above with great intensity
-You say people can spam really slow charging attacks like Wario Waft, Robo laser, and Wolf's laser
-You get hit with a falcon punch...while charging a falcon punch
-You think sonic is cheap. (Why? Everyone should KNOW this by now.)
-You think snake can counter Wolf
-You think Lucario is a Mewtwo clone
-You think Zamus is a Shiek clone
-You think Snake is a Falcon clone
-You think Wolf is a Fox clone
-You think Toon Link is an original character
-You spam mario's fireballs, then spam the taunt message "U SPAM N U SUK"
-You say you unlocked Giga Bowser
-You cannot recover as Pit or ROB
-You think that Final Destination is the cheapest stage ever.
-You think that Battlefield is fair in all instances.
-You think your the best in the world, but you don't know who any of the REAL best are.
-You think that Melee > Brawl when your a casualist.
-You think Melee > Brawl because Melee has more glitches and people fall a tiny bit faster.
-You think Melee > Brawl.
-You think Brawl < Melee.
-You think Melee < Brawl.
-You think Brawl > Melee.
-You think Roy should have been in brawl because...
-You think Marth was a clone in Melee.

=\ All of them have happened to me. Yes I did try to counter Marth with Meta Knight, yes I know that's stupid.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You believed the Sonic and Tails rumor in Melee (I made this thread, you can talk about melee).

 

[majora_787]

IN THAT CASE I have a few more.

-You think you can put Roy Pichu Mewtwo and Dr. Mario in brawl with photoshop.
-You thought the brawl boxart was fake after the game came out.
-You mained Ganondorf in melee because:
-You thought Ganondorf was better than Captain Falcon in melee.

<_< All I got as far as melee is concerned.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

That doesn't help. Seriously.

Don't worry i was just playing. Sorry if i offended you.

You know you're a noob at smash when:
You actually think that Prima's tier list is legit.
You SD more than you KO.
You question Captain Falcon's Manliness.

 

[DKKountry]

You think you can put Roy Pichu Mewtwo and Dr. Mario in brawl with photoshop.
.

Well... you can.... it'll just be obvious that it's fake and has been photoshopped.

 

[.:DRAKE:.]

You know you're a noob when you say:

"I thought Samus was a guy."
"I thought Marth was a guy."
"I thought maining Sonic was cool."
"I thought Falco didn't eat bread."
"I thought you could unlock Roy entering your name as 'CLONE' as Marth."
"I thought Snake used a gun."
"I thought there were Digimon in Brawl."

And my personal favourite:
"I thought playing for money was immoral - you sure you're a noob too?"

 

[Catonis]

You think Goku is in Brawl.
You think you actually hit someone with the wiimote to make your character attack.
You don't know any of the characters on the roster.

 

[Kinzer]

You know you are a noob when:

Any of the already mentioned applies to you (there is nobody out there that can honostly say they have not made any mistakes yet)

You let the lv 1 CPU get the smash ball.

you have to beat a LV 1 CPU using items.

you don't main anybody.

You haven't made the proper amount of posts yet to become a smash child.

you have no idea what AT means (this I am guilty of)

sorry if any have already been mentioned, it's late, and I only finished reading the third page as of this post.

Edit: Close this thread, for I win when I say you are a smash noob when you die from Fox's Laser attacks.

 

[Digimonkey]

You believed the Sonic and Tails rumor in Melee (I made this thread, you can talk about melee).

Hey I only believed it temporarily.. until it said I had all the characters. That was a cruel april fools joke.