You know you're a noob at smash when _________

[PowerBomb]

When you use Aura Sphere as Lucario and scream out "Shadow Ball!"

 

[TomTom]

You think your Wi-Fi opponents are talking to you when you select a character (my friend actually thought this when Ike said 'Prepare yourself!').

 

[Graz69]

......you play smash while beating off to poorn and you climax all over your gamecube controller.

 

[BrawlerBrad26]

You know you're a noob at smash when......

1. You get beaten by yoshi.
2. You get beaten by any character on CPU's 1 difficulty
3. You shout go squirtle/ivysasur/charizard when you swap pokemon
4. You actually think that Ike is cool when he says "I fight for my friends"
5. You think Marth is straight
6. You think Marth is female.

 

[Sosuke]

......you play smash while beating off to poorn and you climax all over your gamecube controller.

....................................

You know you're a noob at smash when......

You get beaten by yoshi.
You actually think that Ike is cool when he says "I fight for my friends"
You think Marth is straight.

dammit

 

[MarkPP]

You know you're a noob at smash when......

1. You get beaten by yoshi.
2. You get beaten by any character on CPU's 1 difficulty
3. You shout go squirtle/ivysasur/charizard when you swap pokemon
4. You actually think that Ike is cool when he says "I fight for my friends"
5. You think Marth is straight
6. You think Marth is female.

Don't lie.

 

[1048576]

You play brawl and not melee

You joined in 08

 

[Sosuke]

You play brawl and not melee

You joined in 08

How does that make you a noob at BRAWL?

 

[Agi]

...when you are playing as Marth/Ike/Lucario and try to counter final smashes..

 

[1048576]

How does that make you a noob at BRAWL?

It makes you a noob at smash

 

[Foxtrotter]

How does that make you a noob at BRAWL?

Prejudice.

Internet prejudice, at least.


You know you're a noob at smash when you Fox Illusion off of Yoshi's Island, get saved by a cloud-thing, and Fox Illusion off of it to the border.

 

[ARX-7 Arbalest]

when u get sonic's final smash an dont kill anyone with it

note* if u manage to avoid super sonic for its entirety an survive...u can wear the shirt

I RODE THE SUPER SONIC AND SUVIVED!


....when u get marth's final smash and use it without realizing that u dont stop unless u hit something.... (guilty )

 

[MPH Deku]

You play brawl and not melee

You joined in 08

Go die in a fire.

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Yay for unending internet prejudice.

 

[awlccl123]

You play brawl and not melee

You joined in 08

You know your a noob at smash when 1. You think your join date will get you more respect and 2. You play melee but you still troll the brawl discussion.

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Oh no… it won't be long until a Melee/Brawl debate breaks out. Great.

 

[Sosuke]

It makes you a noob at smash

Good point. =P

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

You play brawl and not melee

lawlz

You know you're a noob when
-you get hit by DDD's Fsmash
-you don't miss RamboPuff
-you get 3 stocked by **** (Ike) (guilty)
-you think Captain Falcon is top tier in Brawl
-you think Sonic's Final Smash is cheap but you don't think Landmasters are cheap
-(refer to my post on page 3)

I do not intend on starting a debate

You play melee but you still troll the brawl discussion.

Some of us post here for s**** and giggles. Like me

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

When you kill yourself with Sonic's final smash.

When you think Items should be in tourneys.

When you get PAUNCHED IN THE FACE.

@1048576 After nearly seven years,I'm tired of MeleeXD

Doesn't make me a noob.

 

[vtowne406]

1v1 anyone? fc: 3523-1872-0283

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

^makes you a noob,period.

 

[vtowne406]

^makes you a noob,period.

this is my second time actually asking anyone to brawl on this forum, though i've been a member since 2 years ago and was a dedicated melee fighter. and, if you're calling me a noob, that's fine. do me a favor. play me before you say it. i'll be willing to play whenever you like. no sense in disrespecting me if you don't know my skill level. if you can beat me best out of 3 then you can call me whatever you want. until then i'll just ignore you until you step forward to brawl. thanks =)

 

[vtowne406]

you know my friend code now super sonic. no excuses. just add me to your list and we'll fight. it should be fun! my tag is "JzAY" have a good day.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Go to the Friend Finder, sweetheart.

Anyway, you're a noob when you insist the Captain is Rick Wheeler.

 

[vtowne406]

the last time i played with people, i met them on "meet and greet" i didn't even see "the friend finder" so i went where there were a lot of viewers. thanks iron thorn! add me if you like. i'll fight anyone =)

 

[Sosuke]

the last time i played with people, i met them on "meet and greet" i didn't even see "the friend finder" so i went where there were a lot of viewers. thanks iron thorn! add me if you like. i'll fight anyone =)

friend finder is on the top of the screen after you scroll over "connect" (the coin).

 

[vtowne406]

friend finder is on the top of the screen after you scroll over "connect" (the coin).

thank u very much sasuke

 

[NinjaFoxX]

-you get hit by ikes fsmash
-you lost to ganon as metaknight
-you get edgehogged by a cpu
-you cant wavedash

 

[Sosuke]

thank u very much sasuke

np. I suggest you bookmark it. =P

-you get edgehogged by a cpu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdtQxUUcVGY
I wouldn't say thaaaat. >_>

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

When you try to spike with Sheik/Zero Suit Samus' down-air far from the stage.

 

[BrawlerBrad26]

Yeh ive never played melee but that doesnt affect brawl does it, I mean gamecube controller in melee compared to remote and nunchuk in brawl (no similarities) and i know the game cos of SSB1 so wy the *** does it matter that ive never played melee???

 

[hectichobo]

1. You know you're a noob at smash when you use the "B Button" more than the "A Button".
2. You know you're a noob at smash when you frequently go whole matches without using the "Z Button", "L Button", or the "R button"
3. You know you're a noob at smash if you still haven't adapted from Melee to Brawl.

 

[dancingfrogman]

Your a noob at smash if you don't know how to usee a final smash

Your a noob at smash if you get hit by someone who used Eruption all the way and didn't stop and you got hit.

Your a noob at smash if you think SSBB is on the Xbox.

Your a noob at smash when you kill yourself with Roll-out

Your a Noob if you think Charizard is the only pokemon Pokemon Trainer has.

Your a Noob if you think Mr Game and watch got extremly Nerfed.

Your a noob if you try to move with the d-pad

 

[Skyflyer]

You hate final destination and like rumble falls

 

[BrawlerBrad26]

Your a noob at smash if you think SSBB is on the Xbox.

The day SSBB came out i asked this guy in blockbusters if thye had super smash bros. brawl for wii and he sed sorry thats not a wii game LOL

 

[Wavekirby]

You know you're a noob at smash when you NEVER shield,roll,dodge,use midair attacks,tilt,edgegaurd, or meteor!

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

You know your a n00b at smash when....

-You just registed to smashboards after knowing it for months...

-.- Everyone had to start at some point.

 

[LordZero]

You know your a n00b at smash when...

you fall through the Lava on norfare (spelling) when you have the star power thinking it will bounce you up.

 

[ulzimate]

When you and your opponent both spam jab in the wrong direction.

 

[MPH Deku]

When you hold your shield up until it breaks.