You know you're a noob at smash when _________

[Affinity]

-when you use snake or meta knight

when you say you main metaknight.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=4987728#post4987728

 

[eSilverh]

When you think the character you're playing has the worst recovery in the game.

 

[The Star King]

-You call anything that beats you cheap (I know people that actually do this =[)
-You play Snake, and keep accidently running into your own d-smashes.
-You play as Lucas and say, "Why did Ness take off his hat?"
-You do Samus's Final Smash, transform, and say, "OMG Samus is a girl!!111!!@@!" (Noob gamer, not smasher. Seen people who have done this!)

 

[Kinzer]

HAHAHAHAHA! That was great!

-You know you're a smash n00b when you get hit by Ganondorf's up tilt.
-You know you're a smash n00b when you spam Ganondorf's up tilt.
-You know you're a smash n00b when you try using Ganndorf's down taunt as a weapon.
-You know you're a smash n00b when you spam rest.
-You know you're a smash n00b when you argue in heated "debates" about which one of Peach's dresses is the prettiest. And you're a dude.
-You know you're a smash n00b when you judge skill by how well people perform on wifi.
-You know you're a smash n00b when you think you can beat this guy
-You know you're a smash n00b (or a internet n00b) when you clicked the above link!
-You know you're a smash n00b when you try to insert the Brawl disc into YOUR Wii! o_O

Too bad for you I don't mind getting Rick Rolled, at least the music is good.

 

[OwL]

When you think your controller is broken when the Pokemon in Spear Pillar flip the stage sideways.

 

[Onomanic]

You know you're a noob when...
- You question Captain Falcon's virginity.
- You do nothing but taunt the whole match
- u hab grammr liek dis
- You replace "you" with "u."
- Whenever someone use's Sonic's side taunt, you yell, "No, you're just too 'darn' fast! (I have a friend who does this >_>
- If you John (can't believe no one actually said this)
- Believe anyone you think could be in brawl, even though you had no evidence to back it
- Supported anime characters for Brawl
- Think Link has the best recovery in the game
- On topic of Link, you play as MK/ Kirby/ DDD/ Jiggs and get GALE GUARDED!

That's it for me. ^_^

 

[MidnightAsaph]

When you do stuff like this here:

notan00btenchars

 

[MPH Deku]

You do nothing but taunt the whole match

More like, when you viciously attack the people who do nothing but taunt the entire match.

Trust me, taunt spamming is not noobishness, taunt spammers are just people that are very bored.

 

[The Kenth]

I have a friend which is the symbol of noobisity, and after watching him play, i can tell something atleast..

You know when you're a noob when..
-You don't figure out how to dash / run.
-You have more kills then damage done after a 4 player match (killstealing anyone?)
-You move with the c-stick.
-When You ruin your friends c-stick because of too much spam. (><')

Be aware: All of this is taken from a real guy...

 

[Black Mantis]

*when you constantly spam Meta Knight's spinning move and call yourself good

*when you let ganondorf grab you and suicide

*when you can't get used to sonic's speed

 

[M E T A]

...spam c-stick with olimar

 

[soni26447]

whhen you falcon punch a pikmin....

 

[Smash_Gigas]

When you claim you're going to win a match, then get 3-stocked by someone who hasn't played in several days.

 

[Smasherk808]

-When u go up to an opponent and hold your shield all the way because you think the shock hurts the enemy

(my cuzin actually does this)

 

[Black Mantis]

My personal favorite is when somebody picks Snake and mortar slides all day and does nothing else!

 

[SOLiD-SONiC]

when you go for falco's bread. big mistake.

 

[Patrick793]

When you go into an "Anyone" game and just crouch over and over the whole time.

 

[Takeshi245]

When you think Ike's F-smash is the best move in the game.

 

[bluebolt]

*runs left, goes offscreen*

 

[bluebolt]

whhen you falcon punch a pikmin....

that acctually sounds like fun

 

[Resident_Smash_Genius]

WHEN YOU THINK THAT MELEE WAS MORE TECHNICAL BECAUSE IT HAD WAVEDASHING.

Noobs need to get over wavedashing. The next newbie who comes in and assumes that people want to hear "omg I lurv meleez cuz itz gots da wavedashin'!" can go to ****. Not every character used it, and frankly there was much, much more to the game than wavedashing.

 

[Smash_Gigas]

When you're playing as Ike, and do his B> on a Dedede attempting to suck you in... only to be shot off screen.

 

[Sasha]

WHEN YOU THINK THAT MELEE WAS MORE TECHNICAL BECAUSE IT HAD WAVEDASHING.

Noobs need to get over wavedashing. The next newbie who comes in and assumes that people want to hear "omg I lurv meleez cuz itz gots da wavedashin'!" can go to ****. Not every character used it, and frankly there was much, much more to the game than wavedashing.

...when you come into a funny thread and all you want to do is argue competitiveness between Melee and Brawl.

 

[SuperMetroid44]

When you see a metroid staring at you

 

[Moy]

You think C. Falcon was buffed, because his knee in Melee is overpowed.

Along with everything else.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

When you spam. Also when you break your shield by just holding in the R/L button, thinking it's actually going to defend you the whole battle.

 

[rathy Aro]

...when you come into a funny thread and all you want to do is argue competitiveness between Melee and Brawl.

How could this thread possibly become melee vs. brawl. D=

on topic: when you play snake and don't use a single tilt.

 

[Sosuke]

How could this thread possibly become melee vs. brawl. D=

A thread about pickles and oranges would end up being Melee Vs. Brawl.

 

[OmegaXXII]

when people actually think using shield in their game will actaully protect them from physicals as well as chain grabs,

 

[supersonicdjs]

You choke on a Plate of Curry and Die.

 

[Sol]

omg falco/fox/wolf just side-b'd out of the stage! :O:O:O

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

A thread about pickles and oranges would end up being Melee Vs. Brawl.

So sadly true....

Back on topic:when someone says what the quote in my sig says,or ZOMG! ZONIK IS BROKEN!!111 which I get sometimes.

 

[peeup]

You know you're a noob when you DON'T do any of the following in "With Anyone":
--Spam FAAALCOOOON PAAAWWWNNNCCCHHH
--Spam aether
--fight for your friends
--Spam MK's infinite cape glitch
--Spam your taunt
--Try every match to perform the gigalypuff glitch

 

[Sosuke]

--Spam MK's infinite cape glitch

Thats HARD to do.

 

[peeup]

not that hard---I can't do it for ever, but I can make it much longer than its supposed to be.

 

[DARKALONDITE]

think online matches are legit
when you try to knee with Falcon online
when you spam aether online

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

think online matches are legit
when you try to knee with Falcon online
when you spam aether online

Take the Falcon one out. Kneeing isn't THAT hard.

 

[DARKALONDITE]

Take the Falcon one out. Kneeing isn't THAT hard.

it's not hard period, but I heard that he was difficult to use online.

 

[MarkPP]

*When you think spamming makes you pro.
*When you think Sonic isn't a ****ing annoying idiot.
*When you are a emo.
*When you like Naruto.
*When you take random battles seriously.
I think i got the best ones.

 

[3mbl3m l0rd]

1. When the other guy's Fox and gets the smash ball, and calls in Landmaster, you say,"How do I get one?"
2. You get trapped in Falco's repeating A attack on FD.
3. You try to chain grab with Bowser.
4. You brag to everyone how you owned level 9 Ganon.
5. You think Olimar's ********.
6. Everytime you lose you say,"I didn't do it that time."
7. Still thinks Sheik owns. (no offense to Sheik players)