Doom's apex 2010 shoutouts yeah we in there usin' dat title wes status
PROPS
1: DEHF - Good job winning the most hyped tournament of the year. Best Falco, can't believe I thought Rain had something on you.
2: Brood - GOD ****. When I played this dude in a friendly at Alex's house, I really did not expect him to take second at a national. Japanese sandbagging way too good! Your Olimar is absolutely unbelievable, good job beating America's two best players!
3: mew2king - You'll get 'em next time, I suppose. Bring me my controller.
4: Lee Martin - <3 this dude. Glad we finally got to talk and hang out. We should play some Brawl friendlies next time. Good job taking 4th, but now you know about my MK-.
5: Ally - Step it up, Elliot. Good seeing you back in the States.
5: lain - Our set was awesome. I wish I could've done better game 3, though. Thanks a lot for the compliments and the advice, you're cool as hell and those ICs are scary. I'll get you next time!
7: Rain - ITACHI SONS! Keepin' it mad fresh all weekend while ****** ****. Great job, awesome Falco.
7: Atomsk - I can't thank you enough for everything this weekend. Thanks a lot for being a great friend and sticking around the entirety of Thursday. It means a lot to me. I'm so proud of you being the highest placing East Coast player this weekend. Keep it up and **** even harder now.
9: Anti - Most unlucky bracket of all time. Still ****, though.
9: Shadow - Good job taking top 12 at a national! You know you can do even better if you get back into the swing of things and practice more. I bet you're real happy about deciding to enter last minute.
9: san - I played the best set of my entire Smash career against you. I've never been so scared of a non-top tier character before in my life. Great job ****** losers and outplacing me by a lot!
9: Shugo - Your Falco is great, but you've gotta work on that pocket Knight. Keep it up, good seeing you again.
13: Inui - Congratulations finally doing well in singles at a national. I wish I could've played my best against you...it seems that one of us is always off when we play. Losing that game 1 comeback made me pretty salty.
13: Sweet Pea - FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Big shoutouts to this dude, can't wait to see him at JG's!
13: Gnes - FREENES! It was awesome finally meeting you and the rest of TX. You guys are cool as hell. Keep up the good work and stay free!
13: Malcolm - My man Malcolm doing big things, taking top 16 at a national! Good **** dude, we all knew you could do it.
17: Bizkit - Good job. Highest placing NE player.
17: Doom - Wow. I feel very accomplished and proud of myself. Top 24 out of 266...words cannot describe how great I feel. I was so close to that top 16 and I know I could have had it. Lots of players made their breakthrough last Apex, and I can only hope that this one was mine. I feel like I've learned a LOT at this tournament and can definitely start doing some damage around here now. Watch out guys!
17: Earth - AWESOME Sheik.
17: NinjaLink - Likin' that shirt from Friday. Good job on top 24.
17: UltimateRazer - See Gnes's shoutout, but replace "Freenes" with "UltimateGayzer". :D Don't lose to Ike, little baby Timmy/UltimateToddler.
17: ChuDat - Craziest Kirby ever.
17: Jerm - Your TL is awesome! Congrats being the highest placing one, you certainly showed that you're no joke and are definitely up there with Jash and Hyro. I hope you found your bag. :/
17: Vex Kasrani - Nice placing. Keep those ICs going.
25: Nairo - Step it up. Can't be losing to Snakes. Great job ****** Minus.
25: Swordgard - Inui vs. Swordgard = best set ever. Learn to handle pressure and you'll be great.
25: Jash - Step it up Jash! You know you're better than this. lmao at seeing you guys on the road on Friday.
25: SK92 - Nice meeting you and hanging out. Your Falco is incredible, good thing we didn't have to play in brackets. Commentating with you was fun, come to the East Coast more!
25: Blue Rogue - Nice meeting you briefly.
25: Logic - Good games in pools. Wish game 1 went a little differently.
25: HolyNightmare - I heard your words about learning matchups and totally agree. You and Ally should learn a whole bunch of characters and practice them together. Each of you should split half the (viable) cast.
25: Patg - Second highest placing NE player! Nice seeing you active again.
33: Eggz - THIS DUDE. Mad cool and extremely good. Also pro at spitting game online LOL.
Awesome meeting and playing you, good job beating Sweet Pea and Zucco. Definitely amongst my favorite people I met this weekend.
33: Keitaro - Thank you SO much for housing me Thursday night. I think I'd have died if I had to drive back up to West Milford. We're gonna **** teams this weekend.
33: Jtails - Good job! Showing us that you're no joke, keep stepping it up.
33: CO18 - Random NJ unrankeds too good.
33: Koolaid - Coolest Mexican in the world. Good job in teams with Daz.
33: Bill_ - Nice meeting you.
33: Cable - BEST DK YO! Wish you could've beaten SK, that'd be hype as hell.
33: Junebug - Beating Atomsk and getting 33rd? Come on now, Smirkman. You're better than that.
33: vVv Fino - Nice meeting you.
33: Bloodcross - Stop raging. It holds you back too much.
33: Vinnie - YOU SUCK ON RAINBOW CRUISE
33: Squall - Good **** vs. Suinoko!
33: Kel - Good games. Work on that ditto.
33: Snakeee - Good **** making it out of pools. 2008 too good.
33: MintyFlesh - Nice job winning your first pool! Get good like your Japanese bretheren that ***** this weekend.
49: TUSM - Good **** making it out.
49: Orion - What happened? :/ You know you're better than this. Really looking forward to hanging out before you leave, I'm gonna miss you sooooooooooooooo muchhhhh
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49: Fujita - Yay Japan! Good job.
49: Will - Good **** ****** me. XD I relearned the matchup, though.
49: Zucco - You know you can do better than this! Good job 2-0ing Lain.
49: Coney - Awesome Luigi-. I'll get my revenge, you're too good with up B.
49: Trela - Nice meeting you, Trelawful.
49: TeeVee - Enjoy your negative $50.
49: Boss - How many Bosses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
49: suinoko - Second funniest guy in the world.
49: jbandrew - Sucks what happened in bracket. Make better decisions next time and you've got this.
49: Big Load - MY ***** BIG LOAD LOVIN' DAT MILK! Awesome meeting you, another one of my favorite people. Come up here more! You and your lucky side B bull****, rofl.
Dazwa - You got ***** by ****tastic seeding. Great seeing my Hayes bby #1. <3 Commentating was fun, wish we got to get our combo running a bit more, but it's all good. It's thanks to your very simple tip that people have been giving me positive commentary feedback. :D Definitely considering going to DNA.
Darc - Wish we got to team. I'm still really bummed about that.
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I'm glad you decided to enter Brawl (you did, right? LOL I know you mentioned it), and I heard you almost beat M2K in Melee! Good ****, keep it up and start getting those last hits. It makes me happy seeing top Melee players giving Brawl a (second, in your case) chance instead of mindlessly talking it down. Perhaps next hybrid national.
ksizzle - ENTER SINGLES! You'd have done so well here. You ****ing ***** crews! Car ride was fun as usual. *smiles and looks around aimlessly* lololololol
EEvisu - Phil da bess. Barely got to commentate with you, but we'd have been amazing! Definitely hanging out more next time, gonna make that 0-4 an 0-5 soon.
Nicole/GDX - Team name should have been "@$$ and T*tties". Nicole, your Peach is the best in the entire universe, and GDX is the coolest EE lookalike ever.
Fats/Sphere/FATAL - NE GIDDY CREW TOO GOOD. I love all of you *****s, see you at DNA if I go. :D
Vermanubis, AKA the King of Evil himself - Thanks for the compliments on my MK. Your Ganon is sexy as hell.
Micaelis/TurtL/Dynomite - Nice meeting you guys. Car ride with Micaelis and TurtL too good.
Twin A/Tw1n - You kids are the best! Paper Chocobos are way too good, as is Tw1n catching me as I ran into his embrace. <333
Milktea - Nice seeing you again as usual. Both of our homosexual careers will take us far. :D
Silent Wolf - It was cool meeting one of the old school Melee players I watched before I was able to get to tournaments. Keep up the techy ****.
Variola - Nice meeting you! Thanks for the bubble tea.
HEERO - Melee wannabe. :D <3 my little Mexican
Pierce - Fun to commentate with you. Gotta chill with the long rants and talking to the stream though!
TKO - LOL, Atomsk was right. You definitely live up to the name TK-bro. Nice commentary!
NEO/NinjaEdd - For being the best streammonsters of all time. <3
Kingtoon- Good matches in pools.
Xionix - MAD scary and one of NJ's most underrated players.
John#s - Good job beating me. I'll get you next time! Had me mad nervous and on edge, definitely improving.
Hungrybox - MAD legit dude right here. Made me happy to see how much you were enjoying Brawl, and that group hug was sick.
SLOPS
49: Chaos Marth - Consider this an official callout.
Who the **** lets you touch brackets/pools? No, really. Who are you? Why do you have any power over anything? You're ****ing crazy. You consider yourself a hard pools opponent when half this region jokes about you being the worst MK in the world. You got power ranked ONE time (at the very bottom of the list) when you were a panelist and half your state was inactive...if that doesn't speak for how ridiculous you are, maybe THIS will.
For some reason, you've been allowed to seed Viridian Cities, POUND ****ING FOUR, and this tournament. Notice the pattern? Well, I certainly do. Every single one of those tournaments, there has been an EXTREME amount of complaints about terrible and ******** seeding. Seriously, do you even know anything about this region and who is good? If your opinion of your own skill is any reflection of that, then I'm going to say no. No, you don't. I don't understand how you found your way behind the ****ing TO desk at any of these events, ESPECIALLY this one.
You say it's impossible to seed for a character, regarding Dazwa getting stuck with two Falcos and a KNOWN ZSS rapist. Yes. I agree with you. But guess what? That isn't the problem. DAZWA AND SHADOW ARE IN THE SAME CREW. Six members of 100% Juice were included in the Apex 2010 round 2 pools, those being myself, Shadow, Dazwa, Snakeee, Zucco, and Blackanese. If top 3 advanced and there were 63 people in the bracket, that means there were 21 pools. Are you telling me you couldn't have put those SIX people in different pools? I'm sorry, but you are ****ing stupid.
Your defense was that you didn't know Shadow and Dazwa were in the same crew. You know what that means? You were clueless about players. You didn't know what was going on. If that's the case, how the hell are you fit to seed brackets? Oh yeah, you're not, and somehow you managed to sneak in anyway. Nice job giving yourself a round 2 pool with a Zero Suit and a Dedede, by the way, and putting the two best Falcos in the world + a top Meta Knight in the same pool.
Don't even get me started on the bracket.
This is a formal request, no, DEMAND, that Chaos Marth is permanently forbidden from touching brackets at any event, ever. Anti and ksizzle agree, and I'm sure many more do as well.
M@v - Will says thanks for the money. Good **** being PA's Shippo, filling the pot and showin' dem boys you can beat NY and make it out of pools. Stay free!
N3xU5 - I seriously hope you're no older than 12. <_< Thanks for the $2 and learn to pay your opponents when they win. Backing out of a MM after a game = forfeiting. Please stop talking trash about how you're a top ROB, btw.
KevinM - FOR GIVING ME A SIG INFRACTION! Nah sike, I ****ing LOVE this dude. <3333333333
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