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AlcyoNite
Smash Champion
"Wow this level lags"
too good
too good
toasty
Smash Hero
Woooow Vyse, no johns man, wtf...
haha but no really that's beyond bull**** ;___; Sorry to hear that happened...even though y'all were okay in the end, still ****ty
haha but no really that's beyond bull**** ;___; Sorry to hear that happened...even though y'all were okay in the end, still ****ty
Haha yeah. Luke and Reindex are a couple of good guys. Sucks that happened to them.
Makes me feel bad, cause it could happen to anyone really.
Makes me feel bad, cause it could happen to anyone really.
LUVTOY77-ROGUE WIREFRAME
Smash Champion
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I guess it doesn't apply to smash, but in other games (with dual multiplayer screens), you always hear:
"SCREEN WATCHER!"
Nice list, made me laugh
"SCREEN WATCHER!"
Nice list, made me laugh
Sybawave
Smash Ace
That's actually happened to me before XD
Da Shuffla
Smash Lord
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Lol. In kart racing games I used to watch my opponent's screen so I could still hit them with items even when they were behind me.
LUVTOY77-ROGUE WIREFRAME
Smash Champion
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Hehe one of my Brawl taunts is "SCREEN WATCHER!!!" Mostly for my friend who also plays call of duty--they always accuse me of screen watching XD!
@sybawave's sig: Has anyone actually contacted you about wanting to get *****? 0.o
choknater
Smash Obsessed
my favorite john: /slitwrists
Anonymous.
Smash Lord
memphischains
Smash hhkj'
i have been using this as a bible
MaverickETC
Smash Rookie
WOW!
I've never heard of sooo many of these XD
lol
They even have different types of johns XD
Awesome list!
I just don't see how some of the "Sportsmanship Johns" are..well..johns? =/
I've never heard of sooo many of these XD
lol
They even have different types of johns XD
Awesome list!
I just don't see how some of the "Sportsmanship Johns" are..well..johns? =/
johns are anything, legit or not.
Rain(ame)
Smash Champion
That...I'm sorry, is rather ******** in some aspects. I was always to understand that a John was any excuse that really didn't apply to your actual loss. I think some people tend to throw "No Johns" around like "a". Good games, I'm upset I missed that Tech. Oh well, a loss is a loss" (truth) "No Johns." What the PHAT!? How in the world is that a John? If your'e stating truth and accepting the match. I think the idea of Johns got skewed somewhere along the line. Stating what lost the match for a person, nowadays is called "Johns"? If it's fact...how can it be a John? If they accept the loss...then how is that a John?
I'm a bit lost here...whatever. I guess people just love to say "No Johns" for anything, nowadays.
I'm a bit lost here...whatever. I guess people just love to say "No Johns" for anything, nowadays.
toasty
Smash Hero
I'll agree that while it's funny to explain to someone that the concept of Johns covers EVERYTHING, legit or not, when you actually DO say "No Johns" to your friends over legit stuff or just...anything, it's mad annoying.
esp the people who say that and then they John about stupid **** [in the actual sense of the word "Johning" which means to make excuses that aren't legit]
esp the people who say that and then they John about stupid **** [in the actual sense of the word "Johning" which means to make excuses that aren't legit]
Rain(ame)
Smash Champion
Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way. My one friend johns about stupid stuff...so I tell him no Johns. Problem is...in an attempt to not feel like he's always making up excuses (he is), he makes attempts to say it whenever possible. Also...he likes acting ******** with it. Since "John" is also another name for "toilet" he did that to Eggm one day...omg...I felt so bad when I had to explain what he was doing. Eggm wasn't even Johning....that's the worst part.
Come to think of it... Eggm always seems to be there for the awkward moments. I tend to feel bad, too, xD. The same day he asked if that was my little brother was with me...and I said "No, it's my nephew." I think he might have thought I said... "No...Eff you..." Because he seemed to back off a bit after that, -_-. I'm really self conscious about pissing people off. It's why I try not to John...too hard, xD.
Come to think of it... Eggm always seems to be there for the awkward moments. I tend to feel bad, too, xD. The same day he asked if that was my little brother was with me...and I said "No, it's my nephew." I think he might have thought I said... "No...Eff you..." Because he seemed to back off a bit after that, -_-. I'm really self conscious about pissing people off. It's why I try not to John...too hard, xD.
tdk_Samurai
Smash Ace
saying good game is a john? So are johns not nescessarely in poor sportsmanshipnessingthingerwordgoesheramabober?
toasty
Smash Hero
nah nah as a JOKE, EVERYTHING is a John. Hah I remember seeing this interview [about Brawl I think] with Gimpy, HugS, and...Nealdt maybe? I don't recall exactly, but when asked about it, they gave an example of the joke version [how everything is a John] where you would ask "why aren't you coming to the tourney?" and they'd say they just broke their foot or something and you'd reply "No Johns, man"
don't take this thread too seriously at ALL
don't take this thread too seriously at ALL
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
inb4mangovsm2ksetfromrom
Witchking_of_Angmar
Smash Lord
Yeah, that interview on 1up. Back when Gimpy played BRAWL, lol.nah nah as a JOKE, EVERYTHING is a John. Hah I remember seeing this interview [about Brawl I think] with Gimpy, HugS, and...Nealdt maybe? I don't recall exactly, but when asked about it, they gave an example of the joke version [how everything is a John] where you would ask "why aren't you coming to the tourney?" and they'd say they just broke their foot or something and you'd reply "No Johns, man"
don't take this thread too seriously at ALL
Lex Crunch
Smash Journeyman
Hell, I can't say "Hmm..." without it being considered a John? I say that all the time when I can't think of anything else to say after having been killed (usually early).
Rain(ame)
Smash Champion
It makes sense now...boy do I feel stupid, xD. Oh well...these moments happen, xD. Gotta accept 'em and laugh.
Ganons Pride
Smash Rookie
I present to you
The most ridiculous and far fetched john EVER.
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=133997
The most ridiculous and far fetched john EVER.
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=133997
Dark Iori Yagami
Smash Lord
Why don't people spam this more at tourneys when I am around lol
Rain(ame)
Smash Champion
WOOOOOW, and I mean WOOOOOW....like...was this person serious? Online play? what the phat? Walk off Edges? ROFL. I guess people really don't understand things when they read them. Special....>_>
I'm gonna use that in my next tournament...just because, xD.
The Fasian
Smash Rookie
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That's easily the funniest/worst john I've ever heard! I'm gonna use that the next time I get the chance!
Now as far as the worst john I've ever used, I think I once said "My hands were cold" when I was playing with my friend! We had some good Melee that day...
taste_the_beast
Smash Apprentice
Dosent
get any better than
a list of johns xD
Im pretty sure
everyone has used atleast half
of these before
get any better than
a list of johns xD
Im pretty sure
everyone has used atleast half
of these before
Rain(ame)
Smash Champion
Okay...in Melee...that is by far quite possible. It happens to even the better players. It happens so much faster, xD. It also usually happens when you're near the bottom of the stage, too, xD. Not really a John...more of a realization, xD.
It's like realizing that the woman you just offered to take home was in fact a Hooker. Then...when you get pulled over...your realization kicks in. It's like "OMG....that's a hooker!!!" Just don't be like Eddie Murphy and make an infamous stament of it it like, "I was just giving her a ride home!!" ROFL, classic material.
OmegaXF
Smash Ace
List of jhons...were have I been? lol
toasty
Smash Hero
No Johns, man.
but no really, BLACK ORB JOHNS?! Now THAT'S impressive. And he was so insistent about its distracting abilities too! What a bunch of crazy ADD kids who can't focus on what they're doing when there's a big glowing object floating there...where it ALWAYS is...EVERY time they play there.
Also, I definitely claim "Chudatz' ****ing freezing garage"-hand Johns. That **** kills spacies' skills...well just Melee skills in general, really.
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
haha. johns are funny. Best john ive heard: "Is there a window open cuz my hands are getting really cold"
Context: Team match, this guy (john) is teaming with the Prime a WA samus player. He just lost his 3rd stock and his teammate says dam (the Prime just lost his first stock) and looks over at john. The window was open when john got there and hed been playing for an hour and a half lol.
Context: Team match, this guy (john) is teaming with the Prime a WA samus player. He just lost his 3rd stock and his teammate says dam (the Prime just lost his first stock) and looks over at john. The window was open when john got there and hed been playing for an hour and a half lol.
metashinryu
Smash Ace
you forgot one: i farted XD
Cold hand johns are legit. It's hard to play at optimum speed if your hands are cold.
metashinryu
Smash Ace
yeah but the other guy should have the same problem as you so its even
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