john

[LOL_Master]

but...im gonna get better regardless....

 

[Dyxnar14]

Nice list of johns

 

[Kamikaze Kitsune]

Pretty sure I've used all of these lol. That Noucles.. =/
Seriously though. I'm gay -_-

 

[$hYne]

 

[LOL_Master]

wow that looks really coool

 

[harriettheguy]

lately ive been hearing, from multiple people "...really?!" like, they squeal it high pitched like a pig at the end.

this would go under generic johns i guess

 

[okiyama]

Smashboards needs to make this a T-Shirt for sale :D

 

[LOL_Master]

those johns are johnathans

 

[Jun.]

i have a john that should be added to the list

- at least i didn't get 4 stocked

i hate that crap

 

[Kenji_x]

When my stupid sexy Falcon SD's on overkill knees my friends say, "Well at least I got that stock.", and it makes me rage inside.

 

[Red the Ghost]

My friends and I usually laugh about our matches. Especially if we ended up with some stupid SDs.

 

[LOL_Master]

the best is when both sds at same time

 

[Bullet Bill]

(noun)

A statement or action that detracts from the validity or quality of a competition (or its implied significance), irrespective of truth.

(verb)

to express a john
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Sportsmanship johns
• Good match
• Nice combo
• I suck
• You're much better than me
• I should quit
• I'm going to lose
• I got lucky
• You're too good
• Nice mindgames
• Good DI
• Nice tech
• Good sweetspot

these aren't johns. Some of them are praise

good thread though. Just reading through them makes me

 

[LOL_Master]

i want someone to touch my body, right now.

 

[RaynEX]

This thread is made of win through and through. <3 Phanna

 

[LOL_Master]

because phana had really cool vids a long time ago with samus and stuff and it made me feel fullwin as well

 

[MattDotZeb]

Because a bump makes the world go 'round <3

 

[LOL_Master]

yes..... YES.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

+1 post count thread?

Anyways, my younger brother reminded me of a classic john he commonly used in melee: "The game favors you".

 

[LOL_Master]

oh wow i have heard that one before, good one bra

 

[Oracle]

you win.
Its that simple.

 

[okiyama]

So if someone says good game I can reply with no johns? That's sweet!

 

[Wife]

Did anyone mention the silent john? It includes . . .

--yawning
--putting on a jacket
--resetting the controller
--taking stuff out of pockets

But especially yawning. I call silent johns on that **** so badly. Man up.

 

[Smash G 0 D]

My friends and I usually laugh about our matches. Especially if we ended up with some stupid SDs.

People should do that more often

@Wife: How about taking a jacket/sweatshirt off and wiping your forehead?

 

[LOL_Master]

wife is way too good at smashboards. mass respect.

 

[CaptHappyFace]

The worst john I've ever heard is usually the most common one. You'll hear it on every competitive/online 1vs1 games you play.

"Man I'm not even trying so don't feel so proud" or the other
"I'm not even paying attention, I just don't feel like playing right now, I hope you know that"

I don't know whether to laugh at it or cry cause I've heard it way to many times. And the more games I play, the more I hear it. It's like a plague

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

I haven't read the entire thread, but from what I have read I'm surprised that I haven't seen the "I didn't even get started" john. If I play really well someday many of my friends will never "get started" even if we play for hours. lol

 

[LOL_Master]

people that john in brawl should completely die

 

[StriCNYN3]

"stop hitting me, i have to hit you back"
...after i killed him in melee...

 

[LOL_Master]

i've heard that exact one before

 

[Vulcan55]

From way before Brawl (I mained Fox, but could barely play compared to now) against my friend.

"That's so cheap, you're not even really fighting. Come down here and fight like a man."

(My playstyle consisted of running around a lot, dodging him, and landing a few attacks before I ran away again. I'd usually 0-death him.)

 

[toasty]

this thread is too good...though I think my sig should go somewhere on this page haha [wish I knew who made it though, I couldn't possibly take credit for it]

 

[Famous]

Did anyone mention the silent john? It includes . . .

--yawning
--putting on a jacket
--resetting the controller
--taking stuff out of pockets

But especially yawning. I call silent johns on that **** so badly. Man up.

Lol, I think I silent john people by accident. I do most of this stuff without having a controller in my hand

 

[toasty]

I'm a master of pocket emptying johns

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I do that thing where someone slaps both sides of their own face twice, it's supposed to help with focus or something, but I just do it because I'm nervous.

 

[choknater]

i take off my shirt when i want to try harder and win the next match (especially epic in garage tournaments)

is that a john?

 

[Famous]

That's determination...or just plain craziness....

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

i take off my shirt when i want to try harder and win the next match (especially epic in garage tournaments)

is that a john?

nah it shows that your determined to win and that you take the match seriously
thats the OPPOSITE of a john

 

[choknater]

but anything after losing is a john imo

even good sportsmanship is a john to me!!!

>:D

turn up the heat baby

 

[Da Shuffla]

Many people just can't accept the fact that they lost. They MUST attack the winner's social life or make themselves seem not as good to invalidate the winner's victory. That is how they sleep at night. They tell everyone, and themselves, that it wasn't really a loss.