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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Ooh boy, another Sonic take! I never got why Adventure fans point to the prophecy from 3 and Knuckles as proof that Sonic was supposed to be anime-esque/serious from the start. Regardless of your thoughts on Sonic's tone, that's just basic storytelling.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

I generally don't buy action figures with the rare exception of amiibo, but depending on the price I'll have to pick this glorious boy up. The Mighty plush was discontinued quite quickly as far as I can tell, so I'll have to be fast on my feet.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

This review is super uncomfortable and considering it aired on TV, it likely contributed to Drill Dozer's poor sales.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

If Sakurai asked me to choose a new Smash fighter, I'd go for one of the following:

Bubsy
Peppino
Muddy Mole
Jill

I'm not sure who though.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

drew some's impson

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

It's the middle of the morning, I've just pulled an all-nighter, and this is echoing in my head:

Are you trying to tell me something, brain?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Among Us pattern recognision? No, I have a worse symptom, doctor:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

At this point the only people asking for Mother 3 localised are game news websites trying to sound hip. Mother fans have moved on, downloaded the ROM. and accepted it's probably best for everyone it stays a Japan-only oddity.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

There are 4 kinds of people in this world:

"My favourite game songs are Athletic from Super Mario World and Emerald Hill Zone from Sonic 2! They're so playful and make me ready for a new day!"

"My favourite game songs are Life Will Change from Persona 5 and Megalovania from Undertale! They make me feel like a badass!"

"My favourite game songs are Still Alive from Portal and Zelda's Lullaby from Ocarina of Time! They remind me of my most bittersweet memories in life!"

"My favourite game songs are Underwater BGM #05 from Hudson Hawk for the Commodore Amiga (US release, not UK release) and Continue Screen from Disney's Teacher's Pet (unreleased prototype) for the Game Boy Color (not the similarly unreleased PS1 prototype of Disney's Teacher's Pet)! They help me in my attempts to ascend from the mortal realm and shed my physical matter to become a benevolent demigod!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

No, Smash speculators, "very popular" is not a piece of evidence.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

Cartoon character redesigns: S M O O T H E N

Game character redesigns: E X T E N D

Anime character redesigns: P U B E R T Y

Mascot redesigns: H O M O G E N I Z E

Puppet redesigns: C O M P U T E R S

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

I think part of the reason, not the main reason, Sony has never revived PaRappa the Rapper is because of a lot his fanbase is Nintendo fans with an interest in Sony's earlier consoles on the side.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

A while back I saw a meme about how Britain's most notorious, longest-serving, most violent criminal looks like Dr. Eggman.

I decided to look more into him and he's a loving husband, never killed anyone, and donates his art to charity. Either anti-heroes are real, or Britain has a terrible justice system. Probably both.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

The scariest Sonic game of them all!

The Game Gear port of the Master System version of Sonic 2!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

ahh yes playstation 5

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

Today has been a W, PS3 store lives and Yankin is over.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

I spent probably about 2 hours compiling a list of what I consider the 100 greatest game songs of all time. (with a relatively strict one song per game rule - I made some exceptions for remixes of songs from earlier games - other than that there were next to no rules) I think everyone will hate me for this list. (specifically the absense of any music from Undertale, Celeste, or the Splatoon and Persona series and the only Zelda song being from a meme spin off)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

Unironic Nostalgia Critic memes are even more ridiculous than the ironic ones.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2021

Did another pill thing, this time for Smash fighters. There's some specific rules so pay attention. Whether this is for FP2, a future game, or so on is up to you but try to treat it in a vacuum.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

So that's where my love of demoscene/keygen/hi-fi chiptune came from!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

Imagine proposing to your soon-to-be-wife in the debug screen of Bart Simpson: Escape from Camp Deadly for the Nintendo Game Boy

Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly - The Cutting Room Floor

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

New creation thread

Animated Smash Bros. (title TBA) creation thread - ANIME/GOKU CONFIRMED

"What do you mean, Sakurai-san? Smash is going to skip a whole generation? That's our top seller! The Switch 2's success is dependant on it!" "Yes, I'm adamant. I need to take a break. Make a spin-off to fill the gap for all I care! Go against all my wishes, Smash just isn't doing it for me...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

You know what? I'm gonna make a non-game character fighters' pass with 8 characters - 2 from anime, 2 from 'toons, 2 from live action, and 2 from comics.

ANIME: Goku (popular request), Luffy (moveset potential)
CARTOONS: SpongeBob (popular request), Wallace and Gromit (personal bias)
LIVE ACTION: Darth Vader (moveset potential), Jurassic Park Velociraptor (more unconventionally shaped characters is nice)
COMICS: Batman, Spider-Man (good tone contrast, both have better moveset potential than their more iconic/important iron-clad and kryptonite-weak counterparts)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

Google's CGI Baby Yoda is terrifying. Reminds me of this time as a kid when I accidentally installed a CGI daddy long legs onto my iGoogle and was terrified for weeks.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

"So, you think adding non-game characters to Smash is a good idea?"

My opinion on this is never gonna change: not gonna happen, but it'd be amazing if it did. Don't try to change my mind, it won't work. SpongeBob in Smash will always be a dream, but a dream is better than a nightmare.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

The concept of Epic Mickey would've worked way better if instead of Mickey they used Felix the Cat (who is apparently owned by DreamWorks... who bought him exclusively to sell clothes.), and instead of obscure Disney IPs they just used whatever public domain or low-licensing-cost 30s-through-70s cartoon characters they can find.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

I've said a lot of harsh things about ScreenRant, but I fully forgive them now that I know they are based and fourth-party-pilled.

Mickey Mouse Would Be A Better Smash Bros. Fighter Than Sora

Mickey is more deserving than Sora.

screenrant.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

This is what claymation animators call "a monument of our achievements and memories". Everyone else calls it "body horror"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

RWBY is a cartoon. A very poorly animated one.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

I once saw someone on this site saying Nintendo should buy Sony and Microsoft...

That is one of the most despicable things a corporation could possibly do.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

9 year old me when they said "crap" in the opening of Spliced:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

Sephiroth's Final Smash feels so good with rumble on.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

Box Fox is Balan Wonderworld's equivalent to Shadow swearing or the human-on-hog kiss, the utterly absurd moment that really embodies every conceptual flaw of the game (the realistic and serious tone of 06, the brooding edge of Shadow, and the blind overambition of Wonderworld)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

Reject modernity

Return to tradition

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

This game is garbage, utter trash, but it has an amazing concept - a golf platformer. I'm surprised no devs have tried to right this game's wrongs. I guess Glover was a bit similar?

(Yes, you play as Scratchy, not Itchy. I don't know why but my best guess is as a way to justify the game's absurd difficulty and your minimal defensive capabilities)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

If YouTube had stricter rules against misleading titles/thumbnails they'd have a significant drop in active channels.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

Sonic Colours is a game that people like for the exact same reason others dislike it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

I didn't laugh once while making this image, so I don't know why I want to post it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

I've seen so many people say things like "2014 was 7 years ago? I'm so old!" that my reaction is now "2014 was only 7 years ago? I'm so young!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2021

I wonder if we'll ever find out the veracity of this.

The Strange Development of Diddy Kong Racing 2

The following information is based on my insider knowledge regarding the development behind Diddy Kong Racing 2. For the longest time, Nintendo has been trying to figure out how to create a sequel …

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