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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Dear Jeff Bezos and Bobby Kotick

Why haven't you put physical preorders for Switch Crash 4 onto Amazon UK yet? It comes out in 2 weeks, hurry the hell up.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

It is legit surprising SiIvaGunner is as popular as it is. It's niche inside jokes that aren't really even jokes and, if they are, are references to other niche inside jokes - not to mention that the jokes people will actually get are only used specifically because they've become stale or irrelevant over the years. Add to that that all the videos are about a topic as niche as video game music and you have to wonder how it's lasted for almost half a decade now and spawned multiple "mainstream" memes.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Nickelodeon: has truckloads of great cult classic cartoons that ended before they could truly flourish and find an audience.

Also Nickelodeon:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

SpongeBob is the only TV show I know of that managed to bounce back from seasonal rot. That is SUPER impressive.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Often times I mention how weirded out certain aspects of anime and Japanese media makes me feel - whenever I do the usual response is "pretty weird someone would be turned on by that" when that's the exact opposite of what I'm going for - I can understand all the kinky stuff, different strokes for different folks y'know, I don't understand why you would want to pat a human being's head like a dog in a non-sexual context.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

I don't get the obsession with wanting random game series to go open world just for the sake of it. Open world is not an upgrade from linear, it's a completely different style of game that only works with certain genres, playstyles, and franchises.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Do NOT Google "who sung One Little Slip in Chicken Little". You will regret it deeply, it will be a burdern that will follow and haunt you until your final breath.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I've been watching a ton of videos about the Simpsons arcade game lately, and all of them include this image which really annoys me to no end because it uses a fan box art for a non-existant SNES port of the arcade game.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I love video game tie ins to cartoons made extremely early in their lifespan and/or with a heavy language barrier and therefore barely representative of their show's current state, like Smithers tossing bombs in The Simpsons arcade game or early SpongeBob games having the mistaken belief Rock Bottom would become a recurring location.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

imagine being the NERD who looks at the smash roster and thinks "hmm... yes, they should add the moles from maniac moles" NERD NERD NERD go ask for a cool character like shovels knight or sora or something

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

AIDS was discovered, Ghostbusters was released, and Australian banks have been deregulated? This is LITERALLY 1984!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

The modern Firefox logo has the vibe of a smear frame during an abstract transformation sequence,

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

henerey stickman (distract dance, from creators of amogus) IN family man?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

Remember that leak that had no actual new info but clickbait channels still reported on anyway?

It looked something like this, but my memory is a little hazy.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

As much as I dislike SuperMarioLogan, the C&D sent towards him (if real) sets a very dangerous precident even for Doug Bowser's Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

Why is it that Crazy Taxi is literally the only Sega franchise they care about staunchly "protecting the copyright" of? Why are Sonic inspired games and even fan games fine if not encouraged, whereas taking cues from Crazy Taxi gets you a lawsuit on a plate?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

The Xenoblade logo uses the exact same font as 90s Microsoft products.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

This is the first time in quite a while a SiIvaGunner rip has made me enraged for no reason, I can't remember the last time it happened but it certainly has happened before.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I'm honestly surprised Jojo memes haven't d/evolved into irony yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I got recommended a video by Sky News Australia called "cancel culture comes for the Muppet Show"

It's actually talking about how Disney+ put a disclaimer for potentially offensive content because, y'know, it's from the 70s.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

I love how Amazon's "users purchased this after looking at this item" for the Mega Drive Mini is mostly USB sticks.

They know their audience.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

Anniversaries happen every 5 years, they're really not that special and don't warrant mandatory celebration.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

The funny thing about the "1992 space movie" meme to me isn't the film's title, but rather the fact that it was somehow the only, or at least most important, space movie that year.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

"Hey it's Franklin, coming to your house" sounds whimsical when you're 5, but when you're older it becomes somewhat ominous.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

If Doug Bowser had a different last name I imagine we'd have caught on and became wary much quicker to him having worked at EA.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

Splatoon 3 better have male idols or else I will.... do nothing and just grunt angrily for 5 minutes at max while doing completely unrelated things.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

I would probably buy a compilation of Konami's licensed beat-em-ups (Simpsons, TMNT, Moo Mesa, Asterix, e.t.c.)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I can't believe I still have to explain that it's amiibo, not "Amiibos".

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Nintendo after charging $60 for a rerelease of FlingSmash! (2010) with no changes aside from a 60FPS boost and the option not to use motion controls.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Puzzle and Action Ichidant-R walked so WarioWare could run.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Dear competitive players

I apologise on behalf of all casual fans for all the "why don't you use items?" and "why do you play boring stages?" BS.

Can't apologise for K. Rool getting nerfed though, that's an unforgivable sin.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I honestly don't see what's so "HD" about Skyward Sword HD. Like, surely they could just release it with the old name?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

To this day I still have really mixed thoughts on Piranha Plant's inclusion in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Wendy's: "lol you have 6 followers"
Twitter:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I got an ad that started with the tagline: "warning: oddly satisfying content ahead"

Then it showed blackheads being ripped off. It was not satisfying.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I would love to collect animation cels and hang them up in my room, but I 1. can't afford them, and 2. don't trust myself with such priceless parts of animation history.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Why did Nintendo publish the DC SuperHero Girls game when Warner Bros have their own publishing arm?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

I found an article about "the worst things about the original Xbox" and most of the things on this list are things that didn't exist at the time, and the number one spot went to the one thing people like the most about the Xbox (how easy it is to mod)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

The Virtual Boy would lend itself to a good ROB-esque fighter.

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