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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

I found an article about "the worst things about the original Xbox" and most of the things on this list are things that didn't exist at the time, and the number one spot went to the one thing people like the most about the Xbox (how easy it is to mod)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

The Virtual Boy would lend itself to a good ROB-esque fighter.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

I can only listen to "Close to You" by The Carpenters if the YouTube upload has a medium quality JPG off Google Images of The Simpsons Movie poster.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

The Sonic Boom cartoon probably would've been better recieved if it was tied to a series with a more consistently comical tone like Crash or Mario... and also if it wasn't aired early in the morning and falsely advertised as an action cartoon.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Hope we get to see the E rated version of Conker next.

Rare's Cancelled N64 Project Dinosaur Planet Has Been Leaked Online

Take a trip back in time

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Conservapedia, the right-wing nutjob conspiracy version of Wikipedia, has articles listing the "worst" liberal movies and TV shows - some of the media they try to find political commentary is is astounding - their "worst liberal movies" list has the Alpha and Omega sequels, Barnyard, Legally Blonde, and the '98 Godzilla. Their description for Almost Naked Animals on the TV show list is downright insane even by conspiracy theory standards..

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Me coming up with moveset ideas for a Naughts and Crosses computer from the 1950s:

Me coming up with moveset ideas for the main antagonist of one of my favourite game series of all time:

I seriously am inable to think of any concepts for a Cortex moveset besides using mines, but I've got tons of ideas for how Bertie the Brain could play in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Project Triangle Strategy? sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

Cramming a tiny screen and Raspberry Pi into a Game Boy Colour isn't impressive at all when stuff like this exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

For some reason a lot of people seem to think early gaming history is just "Computer Space. Pong. Space Invaders. Magnavox Odyssey. Pac-Man. Mario. Zelda. Sonic" when it's MUCH more complex and long than that. I feel this narrative is often pushed to exaggerate the historical importance of series like Metroid, Mega Man, and Crash Bandicoot that didn't really do much for gaming outside their own genres.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

Given how many memes went around about the British-ness of Galar, I can only imagine the reaction to an Australia region.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

I just read the plot synopsis for Bugsnax and I don't know why people think it's so dark. Maybe the imagery is more unsettling than the actual themes? Either way, it seems to me like a relatively standard kids' spooky story with a somewhat shocking twist.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

The Nintendo fanbase really should've learned to be careful what they wish for from StarFox Zero.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

I kinda imagine Waluigi being either heavyweight Luigi or lightweight Snake in Smash.

Those are two polar opposite playstyles, but it really shows how much potential the purple schemer has.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

I love the fact the Master Hand glitch isn't banned in competitive Melee because he's an unplayably pathetic character in a competitive context.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

You are now cursed with the knowledge Young Link twists his thumb in his victory animation.

Hope you never forget this, because I sure won't.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

Made a poll about Smash stages. https://strawpoll.com/abjx4u8kk

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

If that's the niche you're aiming for with the work as a whole then hell yeah, go for it with no limits! Sexualise and fetishize whatever you want, regardless of societal norms.

If it's in a work where the intent is to actually have characters, make a fun game, tell a story, e.t.c. - especially a sequel to a less sexualised work - just don't. You'll simply isolate fans who aren't there for that and ruin your work's reputation.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

What anime fans hate about western character design: Yooka-Laylee
What cartoon fans hate about eastern character design: Xenoblade

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

Trying to learn about game design can utterly ruin discussing games.

"Sonic is cool because he's fast!"
"Well, Sonic wasn't really good because of his speed but rather because of the way speed is built up and the way the level designs accomodated that, specifically with inertia and momentu-wait, where are you going?"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2021

There's this weird, decades-recurrent trend of Disney movies beginning with an easy to grasp but awful message and then changing to a harder to swallow but much more useful message half way through, but the awful message sticks with people more and ends up being used more in marketing material.

"Hakuna Matata", "Seize your moment", "What do you want to be remembered for", "Anyone can cook", so forth.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2021

Considering the time frame of the reveal, it would've been really awkward if the ARMS rep was Byte and Barq.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2021

Disney made an Up anime.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2021

As much as I regret purchasing the Fighters' Pass, I am glad I got to play Terry's stage from it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

People who like clearly and exaggeratedly sexualised characters: "IT'S NOT SEXUAL, I SWEAR! THEY HAVE A BRILLIANT CHARACTER ARC AND POWERS!"

People who like characters from children's media who lack any remotely sexual attributes and may or may not have been specifically designed to be ugly or gross: "Yeah, it's sexual. Duh. You DON'T have the hots for Mung Daal?"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

The best 1st party news in the Direct is that Daisy has her tan skin tone back.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

"I've never had many IRL friends, and none at all have lasted, I wonder why..."

Me at age 14: "Hey, have you ever heard of Mole Mania? Have you ever heard of Bubsy? Have you ever heard of Drill Dozer? Have you ever heard of Go! Go! Kokopolo?"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

I was so bored during the direct I made up a fake joke Direct on Google Docs.

One of my joke ideas became real (that being Nintendo reminding you that Hades exists for no reason)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

Thinking back about Nintendo Directs I really don't have many good memories of them, just losing sleep to watch tedious anime RPGs and indie sizzle reels. What I'm trying to say is...

Nintendo Direct was never good.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

You know what I would've done in Sakurai's shoes? Two passes, one for more realistic and anime-esque fighters, and the other for goofier and cartoonier fighters, released concurrently. Good way to keep variety and make sure nobody gets something they don't want from the Fighters Pass gamble.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

The Becky Pyra vs. the Chad Fall Guys vs. the Thad Stubbs the Zombie.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

Images from brighter timelines

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

The more anime-esque characters they add to Smash, the more I hunger for Peppino in Smash. We need a character who's truly 100% cartoony to compensate for all this garbage.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

"Triangle Strategy" is the stupidest game name I've ever heard.
yes, worse than "Tongue of the Fatman".

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

MIIS ARE BACK BABY

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

STUBBS THE ZOMBIE

FORGOTTEN ORIGINAL XBOX MASCOT GANG RISE UP

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

Simple addition that'd improve the Pyra reveal:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

Add an S at the beggining, replace the A with an O - there, better reveal.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2021

Pyra? really?

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