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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2021

The yellow phase of Pilotwings is like Kongo Falls with no platforms or barrel, tilting, a long platform and a barely accessible rock.

So nothing like Kongo Falls.

This comparison made more sense in my head,

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2021

Disney rejected a Kingdom Hearts fighting game because they don’t like having their heroes fighting one another, y’know, role models and such - in that case...

Credit to threewood.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2021

Usually, sequels to movie tie in games have nothing in common, Shrek 1 was an original story, Shrek 2 followed the film. Toy Story 1 was a bad 2D platformer, Toy Story 2 was a good 3D platformer, Toy Story 3 was a sandbox game, so on.

But then there’s the Goonies.

There is no Goonies 2 movie. Only the Goonies 2 game. There never WAS a Goonies 2 movie in development. They got away with marketing their cheap video game tie in as the definitive numbered sequel to the movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2021

Why haven’t Nintendo released the instrumentals for the Splatoon soundtrack? I don’t want to listen to songs sung by the aliens from the opening and epilogue of the Beano Videostars DVD.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2021

I remember finding this on the Switch eShop and just thinking “I don’t think having a black cat as the protagonist of your Cthulhu game is a good idea...”

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2021

Mood right now: The special stage on the DS version of Sonic 3

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2021

Got a Covid vaccine. Finally, the Windows man is putting microchips in me, just as I wanted,

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2021

I’m not trying to knock anyone’s opinions, but I cannot believe the sequel thread decided Klonoa was a better character to protect from Spirit status than Dingodile.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2021

Top 10 weapons banned by the Geneva Convention

Or, I dunno. The Spring Yard Convention or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2021

Finally. So glad they sorted out those Disney negotiations

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

The thing about cancel culture is that no matter what crime or wrongdoing they’ve done I always feel sorry for the celebrities at the centre of these controversies since their careers and lives are getting ruined...

Except JK Rowling. All my homies hate JK Rowling.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

If Smash could only have 5 Nintendo characters, I’d choose:

Mario
DK
Link
Pikachu
Duck Hunt

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

It’s funny how people nowadays think of Bugs Bunny as the “edgy one” and Mickey the “cute one” (and rightfully so) when if you go back to Mickey and Looney Tunes’ roots in the 1920s it was the opposite. Mickey was one violent rat - using goats as gramophones and swinging cats by the tail - whereas the early Looney Tunes just liked to play music and sit in the bath.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

aww hell naw prank chun and skid world doing the rattietooie

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

If Takamaru gets in Smash they should do the reverse of what they did with Pit and make him look all cartoon-ish.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

I don’t want Klonoa in Smash because the idea of a character who can command grab into a spike is ****ing terrifying.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

I don’t know why people who support non-game content in Smash often tend to only consider anime and not live action, books, or especially cartoons.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

If Sing was just about the gorillas it would’ve easily been the best movie in Illumination’s catalogue.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

Why is there a lungs emoji? I can understand heart and brain emojis, but not this.
🫁

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

Decided to check on Ken Penders’ Twitter to see what insane Sonic retcons he’s came up with...

He wants Donald Trump to get the death penalty.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2021

Kirby lore? Nononono, it’s all about Mario lore - only the most finely thread string of coincidences that just so barely make connections.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2021

The Smash fandom has quite a bit of disconnect from the rest of the gaming public. It’s probably best embodied by the reaction to Sephiroth mostly being “that means Geno is disconfirmed!”, but other examples could be people wanting Wario’s Ware themed moveset being changed to Land on grounds of being “more iconic” (same with Pac-Man’s arcade moveset and World), the idea of Duck Hunt being “substitute Banjo”, the “literally who” reaction to Terry, the idea of Metroid deserving a 3rd rep back in the 3DS/Wii U days, so on.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2021

It’s so hard to find out if a specific time of day is day, night, morning, evening, e.t.c.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2021

Shovel Knight took the “Disneyland bins” mentality to checkpoints

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2021

Fun fact: if Spyro Orange is considered a Crash game, there are as many Nintendo-exclusive Crash games as PlayStation-exclusive Crash games. If GBA and DS “ports” of console games are considered unique games there are more.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2021

WHERE’S C64 MAGGIE’S OUTLINE AT

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

Lifelight and the Brawl theme are really good songs, but super pretentious compared to their context. I want Smash to go back to being cheesy like in 64, you could see a bit of that in 3DS/Wii U.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

Be more specific in profile posts.

WRONG: “Zigglegoop the Alienbot is so cool, what do you think of him and his Gewglydrops?”

RIGHT: “Zigglegoop the Alienbot from Wuffledroids is so cool, what do you think of him and his Gewglydrop powers?”

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

I bet that in 6 or 7 years Persona 5 will be a laughing stock. It’s the exact sort of game that would be seen as super cool upon release but obnoxious and try-hard-y in a decade. Which is, let’s be real here, Sega tradition.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

If 3rd parties were never added to Smash I feel Muddy Mole would be in by now. Despite often being the butt of “literally who” jokes there’s no denying MM is one of the more well known one-off Nintendo franchises and, even if he’s not on the level of Isaac or Takamaru, Muddy support dwarfs other lesser known Nintendo franchises like Drill Dozer, Sutte Hakkun, Tin Star, and even some more relevant/active series like Fossil Fighters, Ever Oasis, and Sushi Striker.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

The reason mascot foot racing games never took off is because they all share names with adults-only age ratings

Jokes aside, please make more mascot foot racing games.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

If I ever get my game concept off the ground, I have the feeling its fandom will be wrongly labelled as “toxic” for really stupid reasons and I’ll have to stand up for it.

I kinda see myself as the cool game dev who encourages fans to sell custom merchandise on Redbubble, gives approval to all fan art (including R34), helps fan projects, e.t.c.

Really as long as my characters aren’t used to spread hate, intolerance, or violence I’m fine with any way of them being interpreted.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

This looks like a newspaper cartoon from an alternate universe where Ms. Pac-Man is a political figure.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

Crash 4 may be the first game in history that objectively looks better on Nintendo hardware than MS.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2021

It’s funny how literally nobody calls Wikia “Fandom”

That name gives massive Max Power vibes

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2021

“Archie, Winx Club, Powerpuff Girls, they’re all edgy teen dramas now! How can we compete using the HB back catalogue?”
“Well, Scooby Doo has teen characters so that’d be an easy adaptation”
“No, we’ve got to protect the brand, Scooby’s all about family fun!”
“Well... we could use a different chara-”
“Velma show, you’re a genius!”
“I was actually going to suggest Jabberjaw or Goober and the Ghost Chasers but OK”

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2021

I just got a YouTube recommended from Sega called “Sonic Unleashed Next Gen Trailer”

It was uploaded 12 years ago.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2021

“We need one more costume! Numbers ending with 0 sell better so 79 is a no go!”
“Hmm...” Glances at idle Blender screen

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2021

Pupp135 can you please stop like bombing me on the WYR thread?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2021

Everyone else towards the new NSO updates: “BOO! WHERE’S EARTHBOUND? CHRONO TRIGGER! MARIO RPG! MEGA MAN!”

Me: “Ooh, Fire and Ice! I’ve heard that’s really good.”

It’s funny how a lot of EB fans don’t realise the game literally only got a Western cult following because of people stumbling across it on ROM sites. It wasn’t Smash, the die-hard Western Mother fandom predates Smash 64 by years. Try some obscurities for once, you’ll find a new favourite.

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