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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

Why does merchandise for shows aimed at girls always look so... glamourised?

I’d say money, but surely kids would be more likely to buy something that resembles what they see on TV?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

What the **** is oatmeal?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

a trump mob or something idk i dont watch the news

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

The only news sites worth trusting are ones that are based and GoAnimatepilled.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

Have you ever realised how dependent Nintendo were on Rare and Pokémon in the late 90s? The N64 era was basically when Nintendo started to go from “play it loud!” to “play it safe!”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

“We’re proud to announce a third console for Nintendo Switch Online! Introducing Pokémon Mini: Nintendo Switch Online“

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

I’m surprised there isn’t an item or move in Smash that disables special moves yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

I love how when you Google Mr. Krabs, one of the first images is the slightly sexual SiIvaGunner KFAD portrait. A few Little Timmies and Tinas probably lost computer privileges over that.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

You’d think Captchas would be harder with bad eyesight. No, they’re harder with good eyesight. SERIOUSLY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT PANEL CONTAINING A SINGLE PIXEL OF A WHEEL DIDN’T COUNT AS FEATURING A CAR?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

Finally, the best video on YouTube has been released from copyright purgatory!

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

“My favourite Pokémon is Charizard”
“Don’t you mean Lizardon? You MUST respect the original developer’s wishes”
“My favourite Pokémon is Incineroar”
“That’s be Gaogaen, you Baka!”
“My favourite Pokémon is Mandibuzz!”
“Uhh....”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2021

Minecraft Earth has a track in Smash, which I guess makes it, Looksley’s Line Up, and Saru Band tied for first game represented in Smash to become legally inaccessible.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2021

Is it just me or are CPUs way better on custom stages?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2021

I’ve not actually made a game yet so maybe this philosophy will blow up in my face, but my approach to game design is “don’t be afraid to be seen as backwards”. I want to make retro games today, not today’s retro games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2021

Most of the jokes in OneyPlays are just them acknowledging some piece of obscure, cheesy media, then quoting it in a funny voice.

Either way it works so I can’t criticise.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2021

So, does this mean we could put the cheeseburger Mii in BOTW?

Turns Out Zelda: Breath Of The Wild's NPCs Share A Common Bond With The Humble Mii

Facing facts

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

I Googled “where does sonic live” and the first result was Iizuka saying Sonic is literally homeless.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

Say what you will about Activision, but the way they and their teams treat Crash should be used as a guideline for all long running platformer franchises. Pretty much every criticism people have about recent Mario, Sonic, e.t.c. titles in terms of world-building is addressed by Crash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

Bubsy was a well intentioned attempt to pay tribute to Sonic, but was screwed over by a money hungry publisher and a lack of game design knowledge. Most of Bubsy 1’s infamous flaws can be explained with the knowledge Michael Berlyn began his career making text adventures, which are more trial-and-error and wits based than on reflexes or skill. Bubsy also understood the Sonic momentum physics a lot better than most Sonic clones and even a lot of later official Sonic games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

Hammer Bros in 2D Mario vs. Hammer Bro in 3D Mario is a perfect example of “buff Doge vs. crying Cheems”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

If you call people who eat meat murderers you’re more trivialising murder than demonising meat.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

I don’t know how Vailskibum manages to fit so much filler into 2 minute videos. Most of his videos could literally be compressed into Vines, which is a shame since he often reports on cartoon news that can be quite hard to access due to being so niche.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

Pretty much every Star Wars line that isn’t a meme was a “nerd in-joke” beforehand. It’s just the same thing with a few extra layers of self-awareness, which applies to most modern memes compared to older memes or forms of humour.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

“Wait, Rampage was based on a game?” - literally everyone in 2018.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

Guru Larry’s Miyamoto video is filled with inaccuracies, but it’d make for a great redo/re-evaluation, since some of the info there is legit and new info has come to light since. I think Nintendo just isn’t a spot Bundy is familiar with.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where all those revamps of Project Dream ate into the budget so much, Rareware needed another big movie tie in to recoop the losses.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

I love the idea of a villain redemption arc where instead of being all philosophical it’s just a wacky Saturday morning cartoon villain trying to do good things but resorting to over exaggerated or slightly malicious solutions since they’ve only known a life of villainy. I love concepts like that that are hilarious but also a little heartwarming. Kinda wish they did something like that with Dingodile in Crash 4 (though I still really like how he turned out in that game)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

TBH 2020 has been a really good year for me.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

I think a lot about the time I posted “more 3D platformers should use a run button” and a certain someone aggressively replied “NO”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

Sausage Party is such a strange film to me - the whole concept is “what if there were Pixar movies for adults?” but like, there’s already a whole studio that makes Pixar movies for adults. They’re called Pixar.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

Olive Garden was a good choice for the Sonic movie’s product placement given that if I wasn’t familiar with American restaurants before hand I’d totally assume it to be a zone name from a Sonic game I never played.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

Lloyd from Mother and Jeff from EarthBound would both make really cool fighters. They’d do the same things, but I like Lloyd better so I’d go with him. Ninten doesn’t strike me as having an interesting moveset so I’d prefer Lloyd as a Beginnings rep.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2021

It’s kinda disturbing how on the comments of the fake anti-piracy screens there are people defending the fictional, obviously evil Nintendo. Really goes to show how insane brand loyalty can be.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2021

Don’t you just love it when studios canonise fanon content?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2021

Themes of Undertale: Pacifism, diplomacy

Some Undertale fans: send someone death threats over a thicc dragon.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2021

You can probably count on one hand how many real anti-piracy screens are scary.

-Puggsy (because of music alone, not the screen)
-DKC2
-DKC3
-Cuphead (possibly)

That’s it. 3 fingers and a partially lifted pinky.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2021

I think WAY too much about how sexual dimorphism works in the Mario universe, like these characters are the same species from the same series:

Why would Mario characters even need a sex? They deliver babies by stork, therefore sexuality isn’t a thing - makes sense, E rated fantasy world - which you would assume means the Mario universe doesn’t need sexes, just genders - but there are Mario characters who are explicitly stated to be transgender, meaning they had to be assigned something at birth - HOW DOES THIS WORK?

This rant was originally much longer and much less coherent.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2020

Five is the first number not to have a homonym.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2020

It’s pretty funny how one of the game companies that is the most often lauded as pro-consumer has a name that literally means “service games”

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2020

lmao people keep dc’ing me because I choose pac land on battle arenas

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