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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

It's so weird to see characters who aren't owned by Nintendo on the cover of Nintendo Power...

Did I already post this joke? I don't know. I've made it before on other sites.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

I can't believe that Universal have left the Cat in the Hat 2003 movie up on YouTube in its entirety for 4 years now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Bowser for Smash Dolphin!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Kaptain K. Rool would be way better as a semi-clone than an alt. Hell, I could actually see Kaptain getting a unique moveset of his own.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

One time I clicked on a video that was a reading of a Sonic comic featuring an alternate universe good Dr. Eggman, and it started with a line like "Have you ever heard of the baby Hitler hypothetical question?"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

I still don't get why the Smash version of Boxing Ring even exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

YouTube likes and dislikes are a really bad way of measuring something's popularity or lack of. Most people don't leave likes or dislikes - the Take on Me music video has 1B views, but a measly 5M likes. For a less extreme example, the Emoji Movie trailer has 17M views but only 152K dislikes.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Finally, Disney made the sequel we were all waiting for.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Cyanide and Happiness is the least funny, most poorly drawn comic I've ever seen. I don't know how it's even possible to draw stickmen bad.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Most of the things fandoms get called "toxic" for aren't even bad or harmful in the first place. I'd say the only toxic fandoms are 1. standoms (which are a completely different thing from fandoms anyway), and 2. the ones where the creators or other official sources actively encourage toxic behaviour, such as PewDiePie during the T-Series conflict for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

I want LESS of this:

and MORE of this:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

Video: About the pilot episode of a Canadian cartoon
Music:

Video: About the depressing childhood of a notorious school shooter
Music:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

Hopefully the CN Trick Moon fiasco will get people to shut up about Kamp Koral for once...

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

This says a lot about our society.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

I know Nintendo don't listen to Smash fan polls, but honestly it's really fun to put down the dumbest possible characters you can on Global Smash Roster and see how many people vote for them. I got 6 votes for Rilla Roo. RILLA ROO. 6 VOTES. That's more votes than the entry I put in for RIPPER Roo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2020

I like how Steve's model is directly ripped from Minecraft, and as such his textures warp slightly in the same way. It's really charming.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2020

We seem to share a psychic knowledge of when our grammar is bad, even when we don't know the correct alternative.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2020

I wouldn't say New SMB or Pokemon is Nintendo's "CoD/FIFA rehash series" - no, it's Yoshi's Island. People complain about Wario Land not getting any new games, but being a dead series with 5 legendary titles and 1 decent game is WAY better than being an ongoing, undying series with 1 absolute masterpiece, 1 decent game and truckloads of utter garbage.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2020

Ahh yes, a classic Mario character.

Herman Smirch

Herman Smirch is the quasi-main character of the Game Boy comic books published by Valiant Comics. Smirch is a bitter and unscrupulous man from the real world who features prominently in every issue, often appearing before any other characters. He...

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2020

I do wonder, have Nintendo EVER admitted wrongdoing, in the past or present?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

"Kids these days only care about graphics!"

Kids these days:

Kids back in the day:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

It's weird how people say "Bandanna Waddle Dee is as unique as Captain Toad" as an argument FOR the character. "As unique as Captain Toad" sounds like the most disgusting, damning insult you could ever call anyone.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

Is anyone else getting a weird glitch with Steve's gold where it disappears after being KO'd, but it still shows up on the HUD?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

It's pretty hypocritical how cartoon review YouTube channels will take hours upon hours talking about how bad the "it's just for kids" argument is, before using that same argument to justify not giving a fair shot to preschool shows.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

In ARMS lore Min Min only fights as a way of promoting her restaurant. That means she's not only an ad pick out-universe, but in-universe too

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

Nobody:

YouTube recommended: "How Robots (2005) Rejects Gender and Capitalism." "Oops! Disney's Cars Did Eugenics" "Bee Movie (2007) - A marxist analysis"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2020

I am so glad Miis don't show up in the Random rotation - Swordfighter's CPU is an absolute beast.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2020

So Henry Stickmin basically did what Ready Player One tried to do with its references, but good?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2020

Oh my god, they're actually doing the Star Wars Holiday Special 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2020

Byleth, Ganondorf, DK, and Falcon are basically free GSP for Mii Brawlers using Counter Throw.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2020

People like to joke about an Ashley/K. Rool rivalry in Smash, but I honestly prefer the idea of K. Rool treating Ashley like a surrogate daughter he can pass on the mantle of tyranny to.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2020

I don't think lag is the problem, the problem is people playing with competitive rulesets but using the Final Smash meter.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

I bought Mutant Mudds on Switch and uh... wow... this game has not aged well. I really liked the demo on 3DS as a kid but god damn it is terrible looking back. Please Nintendo, add a Switch refund policy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

Even though I'm not the biggest fan of his games, I imagine that if Bomberman got in Smash he'd be one of my favourite characters to watch. He absolutely strikes me as the sort of character who could pull of high IQ plays a la Pac-Man.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

PS5 UI is cool and all, but where's the love for our rainbow-airbrushed purple-sphered roots?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

These mock ups look absolutely beautiful, I would love to go somewhere like this... that being said, this is modern day quote-unquote "Atari", (there's like 5 companies called Atari) and judging by how poorly that new VCS is coming along, it's too good to be true. Shame too, a retro gaming themed hotel, decorated to fit its decade of inspiration's graphic design, sounds amazing.

Conclusion: I can't wait for this Defunctland episode.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

I think the thing that surprised me the most about the Steve reveal was how many people were unfamiliar with Alex. I always assumed she was known by all as an iconic part of Minecraft lore just like Luigi to Mario or Tails to Sonic, but seems not.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

The menus on the Sega Ages games are so poorly coded they've tricked me into thinking I've got Joycon Drift multiple times. Still good rereleases though.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

People often wonder why Sonic-related discourse tends to be so toxic, but it's really not that surprising if you consider how most people in the 90s were first introduced to Sonic:

combine that lingering first impression of rude 'tude and tacking the competition head on with a series that's constantly shifting tone and gameplay to the point its main series could be considered to made up of 3 or 4 different series and you've got an absolute recipe for disaster.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

I like looking up licensed games, usually terrible and/or based on an utterly absurd IP, and listening to their soundtracks - no joke, licensed games very often have amazing soundtracks

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