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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2025

I have been corrected and must provide an ammendum to one of my marketable catchphrases:
Shouzou Kaga did not do nothing wrong. He did little wrong. A lesser evil, you know?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2025

I've said this before, but it bears repeating:

Red Alarm is the second best Virtual Boy game, not Jack Bros - and I say that as someone who likes the genre of game Jack Bros. is more than the genre of game Red Alarm is.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2025

I think the moment where I realised that appealing to fan demand is inherently insincere was when the FNAF movie had a promotional video called "For The Fans". "Ohhh yeah, that's a focus-tested major promotional video for a wide-released $20 million movie.... I don't think fan demand is the antidote to corporate meddling anymore."

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2025

I think that Loss memes often forget to make the third line lower than the second. They're still legible, sure, but it goes a long way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2025

I really hope the 8 kids who's parents will get suckered into buying moocowillion dollar Switch 2 games don't end up talking about it the same way the 8 kids who's parents got suckered into buying banjillion dollar N64 games talk about that.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2025

I do get the idea of "people want characters in Smash because they like them" in intent, but it never feels like that attitude shows in Smash discussion. If that is all there is to it... why do we argue? Why must we defend our choices? Why were support threads always opened and twitter accounts always pinned with giant "reasons for being" lists? What's the point if it all just comes back to just "I want Geno because I like Super Mario RPG"? Why are main protags the ones people always go for? There's gotta be a large amount of Crash fans who like Cortex or Coco or Dingodile or Tiny or the Viscount or whoever better than Crash, why aren't we seeing alternate options like that often in Smash discussion if it is all about just "what character you like"? Why does fan demand matter when SOMEONE will eventually like EVERY character?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

While I won't deny that Roblox/Fortnite are infinitely more shady, people absolutely underestimate how bad the monetization was on sites like Club Penguin back in the day.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

As a kid I thought that "Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong Jr. - Donkey Kong 3" was a really weird sequel title progression and I still have no clue why.

I'm pretty sure I didn't know about the Donkey Kong 2 Game & Watch (and if anything that makes it less confusing because that's also a DKJ adaptation and more faithful to the arcade game than the "DK Jr." titled G&W)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

TIL that random people you've never met stopping you from what you're doing on the street just to say "I like your hair" for no practical reason is culturally considered a good thing for uhhh.... some reason?????? Guess that's why people do it?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

Why do I have to go to hell and back just to set "right click" to "function button"???

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

2D animated Vtubers frustrate me because I can't get past the whole Simpsons joke of "terrible strain on the animator's wrist" and stop imagning them furiously animating non-stop for every video, even though I know that's not how it's done and all the assets are reused.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

watching the goofy movie doc and... damn, the "old character + new things = bad" fallacy is not a modern phenomenon. Even Siskel and Ebert were in on it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

If you think Aloy is ugly, I don't know what to say to you. She's literally just a... white woman. That's what white women look like. It's not a stylised game, of course she's going to look realistic.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

I'm starting to think, based on the success of the Minecraft Movie, that the "ugly cut" of Sonic would've done just as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

psb123 · Apr 7, 2025

I know I asked you this once before, but I can't find where you left the answer. Since the "Insert Image" option on profile posts still isn't working right, giving the message of "Something went wrong. Please try again or contact an administrator." every time I try to insert an image, what's the other method of inserting images into profile posts?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

i love you smash remix, but this is what people who don't like nasb1 think nasb1 movesets are.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

super smash bros fans when they select the gorilla and he fights like a gorilla would.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

One time I asked an AI coded with the personality of "snotty Fortnite child" what skin he wanted in Fortnite, and he responded Pillar John - I think Fortnite needs to do that now. Make it like the 8 bit skin in Mario Odyssey

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

everything i've heard about the minecraft movie makes it sound like the second coming of cat in the hat 2003.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

I had a dream where they rebooted the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes cartoon, but it featured Nintendo characters, it was bizarre pro-Gitmo propaganda, and rather than watching it in my dream, I read the TV Tropes characters page.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

I do wonder how much of the way we discuss video games is dictated entirely by the term we use having "games" in it, as opposed to just calling them "software" or some equivalent term. An Inconvenient Truth doesn't directly tell a story nor is it intended to be fun, but nobody would argue that it isn't a movie, if we called movies say "moving stories" or something, would there be a debate over that? Would people try to brush aside any moving story with dire plotlines or a non-entertainment focus as "not fun"?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

DON'T SAY "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY AND Z" WITHOUT "ABCDEFGHIKLMNOPQR", "UVWXY AN" OR "Z"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

This guy looks like he collects Prime bottles.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

I HATE IN-UNIVERSE PERSPECTIVE WIKIS!
I HATE IN-UNIVERSE PERSPECTIVE WIKIS!

WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, COME AND CLICK THROUGH 6 PAGES TO FIND OUT A CHARACTER'S DEBUT YEAR!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2025

Just found out that like 3 of the 15 or so original live-action Mr. Bean episodes were released under a creative commons attribution license. Unfortunately, not the pilot it appears so... uh, no Mr. Bean horror movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2025

How would Paper Mario in Mario Kart even work? I get it in Smash, but Mario Kart is a back view game.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

More value for money than Switch 2 upgrade DLC

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

First time I saw this I thought it was Dr. Mario pill - the crazy part is that IIRC I didn't even know Dr. Mario was in Melee yet at that point

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Page - Songs NOT By "Weird Al" Yankovic

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

why did nobody tell me that mr blobby is in sonic the comic

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

i am so glad nasb doesn't have unique victory themes because they would all be the show intros and not bgm stings.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

"I miss Iwata's Nintendo, he wouldn't have allowed this."
Iwata:

Iwata slams "unhealthy" software price reductions

Pick a price point and stick to it, says Nintendo president

www.gamesindustry.biz

Nintendo's Iwata: Price Drops Not Bloody Likely

Wait, you thought that Nintendo was going to drop the price of the Wii? Or Nintendo DS? Pull the other one, says president Satoru Iwata. In an interview on Nintendo’s official site, translated in part on Kotaku, Iwata has the following to say about the notion that the company will be lowering...

www.wired.com

Iwata: No price cut for Wii U

Nintendo president Satoru Iwata has ruled out a price cut for the Wii U console, despite the machine's inability to rep…

www.gamesindustry.biz

Iwata: Price cut not why 3DS selling better than DS, will do the "utmost" to avoid Wii U price drop

It’s no secret that the 3DS had a rough start at retail. The system’s poor sales led to one of the fastest price drops we’ve seen for a Nintendo system in the company’s history. That being said, president Satoru Iwata believes the 3DS’ newfound success and ability to outsell the DS isn’t a...

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I was just looking for one specific quote about this but uhh, no, he made that **** his whole personality.

Trust the business card.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

I didn't notice that the MKW trailer literally just has Jurassic Park in it.

Man, I do love that Nintendo hasn't abandoned this series' roots of just copying old blockbusters.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

I like how the moo moo is just called "cow" now.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

holy **** nintendo made a game with a good hud font again

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