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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

I feel that if there was a Disney platform fighter, the only completely original TVA series with a remote chance of getting in is Phineas and Ferb, which even then is super unlikely - though if you count the TVA adaptations of Mickey universe stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if Scrooge was playable or there was a Goofy Movie and/or Runaway Railway stage

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

They finally confirmed that Kirby lore isn't real. I can finally rest easy.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

If my income was $0.06 I'd be scamming my staff too.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

GET URKELED NERD

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

By no means did they have to go so hard on the Activision Anthology GBA soundtrack, but they did.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

I kinda like the idea that if Daisy got her own game it'd be like Diddy Kong Racing, a multiplayer game with a primarily original cast and world not from the Mario (Land) universe. Maybe Tatanga or Totomesu could be there, but I think Daisy's competitive, hyperactive personality would be really fun to extend with a new friend and enemy group for her, as well as a new world that revolves primarily around competition and sports.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

The old Mario cartoons (sans Super Show) are really weird because they have the aesthetic and line delivery of a comedy show, but there are barely any jokes and the plot structure is more akin to something like He-Man or Thundercats - a short adventure with chase/battle scenes and magic powers ending with a valuable (if poorly delivered) moral. Either that or the jokes in the show are just so blatant and pre-meta that they fly over my post-modernity-and-subtlety-adjusted zoomer head.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

tell how luigi rescue yoshi and yoshi rescue princess

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

I feel that if there was a Minecraft movie, it should, regardless of it it'd be primarily action or comedy, be near-if-not-silent like the Shaun the Sheep movies were. I'd also prefer the characters to be stiff like the Lego Movie, but that might hard to handle in conjunction with character silence.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

ok yeah the platform fighter is inevitable now

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

If there had been one more submission I would've composited the Toad submissions in the current SMSB job with the stages being voted on seperately depending on which wins, but with just 6 subs I don't think the Toads have the potential to cannibalise each other + it allows for better 3 score voting.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

I've said this before but it bears repeating: I really don't like Scott the Woz because he's the only person who talks about really interesting things like value packs and store-exclusive games, but also never takes them seriously and comes off like he's mocking me for being legitimately interested in them.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

You've heard of Sans is Ness, you've heard of Kevin is Jigsaw, now get ready for...

YAHOO IS GOOGLE

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

Honestly I'd prefer the Yoshi's Island stage clear theme as a song for battles over a victory theme.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

I think I'd prefer Toad as an alt for Captain Toad over the vice versa or seperate fighters.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

alf's alt costumes

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Honestly the only character I'd want who I'm more than 50% confident would be done justice by modern Smash is Who Are You Running From, just because he'd inherently require creativity on virue of being a single image and not having any canon powers/gimmicks to effortlessly slap on.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

The only series I think is 100% misrepresented in Smash on almost all cylinders is ROB. His moveset is fine and I don't mind the lack of a Gyromite stage too much, but Subspace was an insult to the established Gyromite/Stack-Up lore and characters, made worse by ROB's role being the part of Subspace most frequently acknowledged and reinforced for that character's representation in later Smash games.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

I'm all for webtoon and non-gaming website characters in Fraymakers.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

I saw this thumbnail on my feed and thought Bartman was coming to NASB for a second

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Imagine not knowing NASB is a thing (or at the very least not knowing it's a proper competitive game) and seeing this search recommendation

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Reminder that we are accepting fighter and stage duo submissions! Currently Toad and Steam Gardener have been submitted.

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Boss Sumo Bro This Beefy Boy once summoned will Jump around and stomps the ground, shaking the screen and tripping opponents who are on the ground, if he is on a platform and he stomps, lightning strikes underneath it. 13-amp Once Summoned 13-amp starts rapping and the screen zooms in on...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

There are only three things I miss going from Smash to NASB: Smash's huge stage selection, stage morph, and squad strike. Everything else I either see as fluff (WoL, near-triple-digits roster, Final Smashes) or weren't really handled well enough in Smash to say I "miss" them so to speak (voice acting, active online)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

The Cadbury whispering ads make me want to punch a wall out.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

buzzfeed polls based moments

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

I tried watching some of Jellybean's content, and I find her camera persona just as annoying as it is... endearing? I don't know if she's trying to play up the annoying factor as a joke but either way it's kind of entertaining as hard as it is to admit.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Fighter and stage job today! I'll be slowing the brakes a little on both after today.

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Boss Sumo Bro This Beefy Boy once summoned will Jump around and stomps the ground, shaking the screen and tripping opponents who are on the ground, if he is on a platform and he stomps, lightning strikes underneath it. 13-amp Once Summoned 13-amp starts rapping and the screen zooms in on...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

So, the Hogwarts game is about a goblin uprising, that sounds like a reasonable response to-never mind, they're the villains.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

On paper, I like alternate costumes that are just small changes like Cloud's armband in Smash or Korra's season 2 outfit in Nick, but when there's a strictly set number of alt costumes for every character (Ultimate's 8 or - worse - NASB's 2) it's quite infuriating.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Very excited for today's SMSB fighter and stage jobs.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

When people say "pronouns suck" or "hate pronouns" just means hate basic grammar.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I miss when I thought Dogecoin was just part of the meme that didn't really exist as a currency.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Everytime I hear the sad Burning Memory song I think of this - "theme songs of British stop motion about machines with faces" is an embarassing musical rabbit hole I don't regret going down.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

It might just be because I threw a barely disguised fit about us just disconfirming Rambi, but I haven't seen as many major disconfirms in the current Mario Smash Ally Contact job as usual - probably the biggest potential disconfirm on the table is either Boom Boom or Tatanga (maybe Lego Mario but TBH since Lego Mario is kind of an auto-disconfirm for real Smash it's hard to calculate how much demand there is for him in this context without submitting him for a fighter job), neither of which are exactly as discussed in the context of Smash as Stanley, Poochy, or Vivian.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

If K. Rool wasn't in Ultimate he absolutely would've been a starter character for SMSB like Waluigi and Geno were.

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