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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Music voting has closed for Cap Kingdom and Luigi's Mansion Cap Kingdom's tracks are two remixes of Bonneton, Horror Land, and Crescent Moon Village Luigi's Mansion has GCN/DS Luigi's Mansion locked in, but behind it a mega-draw of 5 songs - therefore I will be doing another elimination poll...

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On the Mario Smash thread we're submitting more reskinned stages and multiplayer modes - as well as voting on Wario's alternate costumes. If you have an idea for an alternate look for Peach's Castle 64; Figure-8 Circuit; or Golden Plains, now's your chance!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

A retro DOS Doom stage would be so cool in Smash, but I heavily doubt they'd do that until Doomguy is a veteran getting his second stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

I haven't seen much talk about NFTs in a while.

Good outcome: Corporations have figured out people don't like them
Bad outcome: I've become desensitized
Worst outcome: Corporations are rebranding NFTs to sneak them under our noses

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

One gimmick I think would be super cool in a platform fighter is a fighter who can be customised on on the fly - like, press Down B and a small menu pops up to switch your Up, Side or Neutral B individually as opposed to a regular stance fighter.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

oh god damn it the new pokemon game is open world

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

what's he doing he's making the wrong face

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

pokemon scarlet overkill

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2022

Trying to get the music jobs in Mario Smash Bros. to work has been hell - hopefully lumping submissions as lists to be voted on will help.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I don't think the negotiations required to get Doug in NASB would be as steep as people say, but they wouldn't really be worth it either.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I think it's very likely that 7 Grand Dad will be referenced in some form if Fred Flintstone gets into Multiversus, but it won't be his entire moveset like Shaggy's memes are - the whole Vinesauce/SiIvaGunner stuff, while not exactly "underground" by any stretch of the word, is pretty niche compared to Chungus or UI Shaggy. A taunt or costume feels like perfect Grand territory.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

The customisation options in PSASBR were really cool - especially the minions.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

If KFC_ES became the norm for brand twitters, that would prove to me that capitalism can work.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I made this box art a few days ago, with the basic idea being "Nintendo's first multiplat game". Went for simplicity compared to my usual mock-up graphic design stuff, since "Mario on PlayStation" is really more than enough of a selling factor.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I feel Knuckles is probably the least divisive possible Smash pick, at least within the Western Smash community - like, would anybody actually object to Knuckles in Smash? I can see Adventure/Dark-era fans not wanting Tails because of "classic bias", or others not wanting Eggman because he's not a cool furry with a stylish 'tude or his similarities to Porky, but Knuckles is a character I don't think many people actively dislike and the only reason - valid or otherwise - I could imagine opposition to his inclusion is from first party devotees.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I must say, it's kinda ironic that one of the biggest gaming IPs Microsoft owns now has "crash" in the name.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I don't know why Disney Speedstorm went for the edgy approach - these aren't the sort of cars I'd expect Sulley or Mulan to race in.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

I kinda like the idea of Funko Pops on paper: get the license to a ton of characters, and simplify them to a unified design for figures that can be displayed together no matter how different they are. I just wish that unified design wasn't ugly as hell.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

The Lionsgate Pinocchio could really use this recent "professional voice actors getting less credit" controversy to its advantage if they wanted to - put "FEATURING TOM KENNY!" in big letters on your poster/DVD cover, get the attention of the SpongeBob fans and the voice acting fans at once.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

If NASB gets an AT equivalent I feel they should function like Smash 64 Poké Balls where they have one attack they perform one or two times then disappear instead of the more fully-functional mini-fighters ATs are - I feel that'd fit the fast pace better.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

NASB Hidden Temple is live! Singles matches start in 2 hours.

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

I would happily trade all of the characters I wanted in Smash who got in (Duck Hunt, Daisy, K. Rool, Pac-Man, Miis) for a reduced offline input lag.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

I feel 95 would be the best Windows startup to be Clippy's victory theme - XP is too short, 98 doesn't have as much of a tune to it, and while ME I feel is the most like a Smash victory theme, it's also... ME.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2022

I can remember the spelling of "Globglogabgalab" off the top of my head but not "definietly"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

Jesus, the Cuphead DLC achievements are insane! Who allowed this to pass? It's ridiculously difficult even by 90s run & gun standards!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

Even though I really dislike the myth of "flanderised Wario", I do think a Wario Land-themed Wario as a seperate Smash fighter would be really fun.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

It's weird how you never see Smash split into eras like people do for series like Sonic and such - especially since it's pretty easy to sort them into "Namco era" and "HAL era" with Brawl (a Namco-style game developed at HAL) being the only odd outier that even then has enough elements from both eras to be considered a transitioning point like Saturn version of Sonic 3D Blast is.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

Huh, seems the double entendre in the title of Turning Red WAS intentional if the pre-release reviews and interviews are to go off of.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

If there is indeed a Gex reboot, I really hope it's made out of actual love for the IP - whether that be what it was or what it could've been - and not self-loathing irony.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

Those annoying Apple News things are getting more frequent lately.

APPLE, LEAVE MY CUTTING ROOM FLOOR SESSION ALONE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NUCLEAR BOMBS, I CARE ABOUT THE UNUSED LESBIAN MODE IN SOUTH PARK PINBALL.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

What does this even mean? What is this advertising?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

It's really impressive how CTRNF online is still very active despite being part of a genre that has been monopolised for decades, having a pretty rough netcode, being published by a company straddled by controversy (even for this very game), and lacking any form of crossplay or crossprogression.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

I love the Theorizer because while other theorists grasp at straws just to say "insert villain here may have had decent intentions maybe", the Theorizer tries to convince you that Buy N' Large from Wall-E created the superheroes and villains in The Incredibles for the purpose of desensitising kids to violence and in turn intentionally causing the energy crisis in Monsters Inc. - and you completely buy it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

"-Er" is the TV equivalent of "Re-blank-ed"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2022

I like my guest characters to be utterly ridiculous but also tonally fitting. Not another iconic character owned by the same company, not a callback to an earlier crossover, not a character often associated with the franchise due to similar genres/release history, but also not a character who is comically out of place. Less "Link in Mario Kart" and more "Shaun the Sheep in Mario Maker" please.

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