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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

If Nintendo were to do another Mario remake with extra characters like 64 DS, I think that'd be a good opportunity to give Daisy time in the limelight - I remember reading Daisy didn't appear in 3D World because she has an extremely similar silhouette to Peach, so having her be the female character while Peach is kidnapped would be clever if I do say so myself.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

Pokémon is so big and Game Freak have so few series outside of it that Pokémon Unite could have two characters from every non-Pokémon Game Freak game and they'd still be considered guests.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

So... Disney are making a little kids' show about Spider-Man, and that's kinda weird because Spider-Man wears a mask that's inherently unexpressive - generally shows aimed at that audience REALLY play up the expressions to make their emotions easier for kids to read (just look at all the Thomas and Peppa Pig reaction face memes out there and you'll see what I mean) so making a Spidey show seems really counterintuitive and very clearly marketing-driven.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

It's super cool how Rushdown Revolt's official Twitter is calling out gatekeepy attitude about NASB.

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In general it's awesome how quickly the platform fighting community has taken to Nick as a serious game in spite (or maybe because) of "haha funny spunch bop and nigel thronbery"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

I like the idea of a shared universe between the Black Box NES games.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

I don't think it's in the game version's loop, but I love how Monkey Ball Banana Mania's poppy anime theme song has a rap section.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

Nicktoons MLB is such a confusing game because there are 12 times more real life MLB players than there are Nicktoons. (I counted, 25 to 300)

Did the devs really think as many if not more people were buying for Justin Verlander as they were for SpongeBob, Aang, and Ren & Stimpy?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

I will never get why people call Smash a celebration of gaming history. The lack of Sony content alone keeps it from even being considered for that status IMO, let alone 80% of the roster being owned by a single company.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

People talk a lot about the Mario/Banjo-Kazooie shared universe through DK, but not a lot about the Mario/Rhythm Heaven shared universe through WarioWare - which has WAY more hints and barely any ambiguity over the connection.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

GOOD NINTENDO BE LIKE

WALUIGI OFFICIAL REVEAL TRAILER | SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

I kinda wish the NSMB minigames had Donkey Kong instead of Luigi, because that top screen graphic with the main 4 Mario platformer protags would be an awesome wallpaper.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

I was looking up inflatable riding costumes for a Smash Infinite Mii costume submission, and I found this image:

DOES THAT KID'S SHIRT SAY "MAKE MONEY, NOT FRIENDS"????

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

I'm very supportive of the idea of smaller characters getting in before more major ones - that being said, Shadow getting in Smash before Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman would be a felony.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

If Mario was a guest in a non-Nintendo Smash, I think he'd most likely have a Small Mario gimmick of some kind.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

I kinda agree with the sentiment of the "stop having fun!" comic meme, that being said it shouldn't be used to drown out criticisms. I feel it only really has purpose when boycotts are being called for or there's major controversy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

Nick Brawl did a way better job of making SpongeBob still feel like SpongeBob within the shoto archetype than Smash does with Mario.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

People were surprised Alex got an amiibo over Fem!Byleth, but honestly I'm more surprised that Zombie and Enderman didn't get amiibo. Given how popular Minecraft and its inclusion in Smash are, and how easy the amiibo would be to sculpt, it'd be really low risk high reward for Ninty.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

wario is so cool i wish greedy middle aged white men were real

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2021

If I wasn't so afraid of venturing into 4chan, I'd probably have made a fake leak or two by now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

I do not understand this advert. Jimmy Neutron ended in 2006, and this ad aired in 2009. Kids who would beg their parents to get the car wouldn't be watching Jimmy Neutron anymore, and not enough time had passed for adults to become nostalgic for Jimmy Neutron. It's like if they aired a Harvey Beaks car advert today,

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

The idea of an unambigiously and comically evil villain somehow turning over a new leaf and having to be taught extremely basic morality by the heroes like a 5 year old is a rather charming concept to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

s£ game

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

The only way we can tame the anguished ancients' uncontrolable power is to restrain them within His holy amber.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

welcome back to ben rants and when i was a kid we cursed diseases by bloodletting

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

This is a very dark but also very fitting thumbnail choice

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

I feel that cartoonish art styles are better for platform fighters because

Cameras tend to be further away in platfighters, and stylised characters are usually easier to give strong silhouettes
Platfighters often have more variance in character sizes, and it's hard to justify a rodent-sized character with an anime or realistic aesthetic (helps that fighting a child isn't as frowned upon with a cartoon art style as it is with realism - though that does apply to anime styles somewhat too)
Platfighters heavily rely on air mobility, and generally bing-bing-wahooing around makes more sense for Scrimblos.
The concept of defeating a foe by knocking them off screen instead of exhausting/killing them is, as normal as it seems now, quite comical
Platformers, in general, are associated with cartoonish art styles.

That is not to say a anime or realistic-styled platfighter couldn't work or that platfighter devs HAVE to make cartoonish characters, but more so that scrimblos make a better aesthetic match to me at least.

Linkmain-maybe · Oct 17, 2021

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Tries to read spotdodge with run up jab, but dashes and whiffs. Reads panic spot dodge with drop shield F-tilt. Tries To read a mistech but he is does tech in place and whiffs. Reads jump as his escape option. Hard reads side B with the worst up-smash in the game And wins the game. Be angry all you want, but he had the soul reads.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

Tankman from Newgrounds · Oct 17, 2021

Nice Funny Profile Pic!

Linkmain-maybe · Oct 17, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

Every time I criticise the structure Fighters' Passes the only counterarguments I tend to get are either "don't like, don't buy/blame yourself" or "you're just mad they didn't add your most wanted!" - both of which are greatly missing the point. Even if Byleth wasn't a thing or Scrimblos; Swordguys; and Rootem Shootems lived in harmony, it'd still be extremely scummy to let people pay £22 to buy a mystery product with no option of refunds - no matter how many vaguely worded "only buy if you're certain!" warnings they give.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 17, 2021

One of the weirder Smash music snubs, IMO, is Aquatic Ambience. It's such an iconic DK song and regardless of whether it's battle-fit or not it feels kinda weird for it to be absent.

Hell, I'd argue the original AA is more battle-fit than Ice Cave Chant is.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2021

There are a ton of songs I cannot listen to without hearing HHGregg - some of them don't even have HHGregg remixes on YouTube.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 16, 2021

Are you more of a "TV Tropes Nightmare Fuel/Arthur" type, or a "TV Tropes Heartwarming/Breaking Bad" type?

Linkmain-maybe · Oct 16, 2021

Cursed PFP

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