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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

This image speaks for itself.

r/Mario has some really good fanart and projects, but god damn are its users unfunny and misinformed about everything.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

A lot of the music in Nick Brawl, especially the generic and Turtles tracks, gives me somewhat of a sleek Amiga-ey vibe, not sure if it's right for a game like this but I love that cool but atmospheric feel. Like stepping into an alternate reality as fun as it is dangerous.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I think I'm in more anticipation over whether the Infinite thread will allow the DuckTales Moon theme after Sora's reveal than I was over Sora's actual reveal.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

This sounds like the most "preschool cartoon villain" thing to say, but I've always found hearts and yellow smiley faces unappealing, especially when put on a character design or logo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I'll have to get that Alex amiibo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I dunno why they saved Sora's Final Smash for post-Direct. I thought it'd be either 1. Disney characters, or 2. push the Switch hardware to its limits, but nope.

They must've have a strict length mandate or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Honestly I don't think Infinite's content cap is as unrealistic as people say - Smash is an AAA franchise at this point, getting the budget for something as big as Infinite, while still very hard, would be far from impossible - especially if it were built directly off of Ultimate. It's unrealistic, sure, but not ludicruous I feel.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I feel Sakurai's team may have slightly overestimated how popular Sora is, at least today compared to the time of the Ballot.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Doug.

Write the joke yourself.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!

You can't hide, it's genocide!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

There is literally no reason not to have a Hazards On ruleset now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I think Sora was a good choice, but I do still believe the fighters' passes had a horrible homogeny problem.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I have a friend who loves rubberhose stuff, can't wait to see what he thinks of TR Sora.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Today's a violent day to be a cartoon character.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

They chose the best possible Sora world skin.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I can't believe I just saw Woody in a Smash presentation.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

SORA

WITUVDISHEYVREFERNECYES

WHAT

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

One last jinx... it happened with NSO Banjo, and I'll settle for Mii Costumes...

Putting Waluigi, Muddy Mole, Jill & Drill Dozer, Dr. Eggman, Tails, Knight & Ostrich, PaRappa the Rapper, Onix, Bubsy, Crash Bandicoot, Space Invader, Adventurer, Clippit, Knuckles, Tingle, Bonanza Bros, Ashley, Angry Birds, or Dixie Kong in Smash would be a STUPID idea!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Nick is so fast that a tool assisted battle would probably need a seizure warning at the beginning.

Trust me, believe the Nick hype. This game is special and it'll only get better as it grows.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

No items, April only, Garfield's heaven litterbox.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

I think not using Side Bs in Nick Brawl was a smart move - it makes the gameplay that slightest bit less centred around specials and will encourage casual players to learn how to use lights and strongs. The lack of fairs (and to a lesser extent bairs - air-turning erases the need really, but they could lead to strafe button monkeyshines) is a little questionable though

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

Hungry pink stars really do struggle in platform fighters, eh?

Unless it's Smash 64.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

Really hope eShop maintinance ends by midnight, I've been intentionally twisting my sleep schedule beyond recognition for this!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

Honestly, I feel Sakurai's comment about unfamiliarity may signify a new Pokémon? Perhaps a Legends Arceus Pokémon getting the Roy treatment?

Otherwise, perhaps a character with a lot of history behind them, but has fallen off the map in recent years whether with fandom or new releases?

Hell, it could be that niche first party retro we've been missing - man if Muddy Mole ended SSBU that'd be absolutely awful for everyone except me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

This is just shameless. At least the other games he ****posts about have mods regardless of if the video is accurate.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

I don't like Metroidvanias (including -lites) at all, but I love when linear platformers incorporate extremely light Metroidvania elements. Drill Dozer and Wario Land 4 are two of my favourite games of all time and they're as backtracky as you could possibly get without veering into Metroidvania territory.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

Funny how Coney went from one of Nick Brawl's biggest detractors to one of the best day -1 players so quickly.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

I'll likely not watch the Direct. Probably gonna be disappointed, and I've got Nick Brawl to tend to.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

... until Nick Brawl UK release

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

I never got why people wanted a female Link - a fundamental part of the design that stays throughout every version is that he's androgynous with effeminate qualities, so ultimately all a female Link would say is "women can be macho, but men can't be feminine."

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

I've never really cared for Avatar so maybe I'm not the highest authority on this, but I really like the choice for Aang to only use air moves in NASB. I've always enjoyed focused fighters who take one concept and use it to the fullest potential - in this case "staff and air".

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

So Nick Brawl, from a competitive standpoint, is just 64 at Melee speed?

This is gonna be amazing to watch. I'm looking forwards to seeing some tricky plays with Zim especially - GIR's start-stop mechanic looks awesome.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2021

GET READY GET READY (AIN'T NO STOPPIN AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN)

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2021

I remember that around the time the Bubsy reboot came out, someone on a Discord server I was on was working on a Ballz 3D reboot to pitch to Billionsoft.

If that game ever comes to be and there's a quadrupedal fighter (a feline specifically) in it, just know that was my idea.

And if the guy who's working on this is reading it... (or even still working on it, it's been a long time since I heard anything about it and I lost ties to that server years ago) on the house, seeing a concept of mine in motion is all the payment I need.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2021

Honestly I'd rather have a Diddy Kong Racing Smash fighter over a "Mario Kart rider" fighter. Every Mario Kart character sans two of the babies exists in other forms outside of Mario Kart so basing them entirely on that one series feels like a waste, while DKR's roster is famously filled with mostly original characters.

Also, if Nintendo's gonna license out another company's character from their series, a DKR character will have larger brand recognition and a less stingy owner than the puppet.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2021

I don't know why people tend to call Smash 64 the worst Smash game, even if we're to ignore Brawl's existence.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2021

Make Baby Mario's symbol a lowercase m again.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2021

I don't like the idea of Ring Fit Trainee in Smash, but Draguax is up there with Rabbid Peach as one of the few Switch shill picks I'd be cool with.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2021

Damn, why does Toph get to put her entire article on front page?

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