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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

A lot millennial Nick Brawl fans have said that zoomers being unfamiliar with PTM, Oblina, e.t.c. makes them feel old - but I'm a zoomer and I knew those characters (better than my own generation's cartoons I should add) so seeing my generation not know these characters I had always thought were ubiquitous made me feel like an over-intelligent aristocrat.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

When Nick Brawl adds alts (which is confirmed, not just a datamine spoiler) I really hope they leave in the option for identical ditto matches, as someone who loves to watch CPU vs. CPU the inability to have identical characters always annoyed me in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

Generally, I don't like generic protagonists or mascots getting over more interesting side-characters - that being said, Tap Trial Girl/Yuka/Rhythm Girl would easily be my choice for a Rhythm Heaven rep in Smash

For one thing I think her generic-ness is a strength - I can't really imagine Karate Joe riding a frog, the Barista playing tennis, or the Choris Kids harvesting onions, but I could imagine Yuka doing both that and everything else other potential RH reps are known for - but also, she's just damn cute.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

I think it's really cool how what was once the lowest common denominator can becme niche and daring when it's surrounding culture fades from memory. I find the Mac Tonight adverts a good example of this, the 80s advertising landscape was all about the night life so a crooner moon riding high atop a midnight city was a safe, marketable prospect; but today advertisers focus on the daytime and abstract shapes/concepts so Mac Tonight feels like a daring, creative concept to future generations.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

You can make a game accessible to people with disabilities without comprimising difficulty or even adding an easy mode. I wish more people both for and against accessibility settings knew this.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

Wait, hold up - Legacy XP was basically a "best of" compilation of modded Brawl characters and stages... One of the most popular Brawl stages at the time of its creation was Dive to the Heart...

WAS LEGACY XP REMOVED BECAUSE OF A STAGE???

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

If I was making a Smash fangame I would straight-up have zero veterans. Generally people don't tend to play or get excited for veterans in fangames (sans mods), it feels kinda like a waste of dev time, and it makes it a lot safer copyright-wise.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

Oh my god...

SHE'S ELEGIBLE.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

cant believe they put shantae in smash instead of microshaft winblows

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

WayForward are really good at designing male characters and monsters/robots, but their female designs are hideous.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

M&Ms have been airing that damn "Scott's home early" ad for half a decade now.

God help us.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

My mind didn't register the "Express items" at the end of this title so I thought he was eating endangered animals.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Honestly, I find the state of Smash today just as depressing as Sonic, even if Smash is still good.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Wikipedia Deleted Articles will always be the funniest thing on the internet.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

squid game

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Season passes as is are morally reprehensible, but putting them in Smash - a series that fans of are known to get extremely emotional about which characters do or don't get in and make conspiracy theories about why their (least) favourite is certainly (not) making it in - is an Activision-tier move, and would be even if the DLC wasn't used to promote Arms/3 Houses/Xenoblade, and more people need to speak out against it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

If you ever see a Nintendo character and a love heart emoji in the same image, you are probably being emotionally manipulated.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

I remember seeing someone argue against competitive Smash by saying "I want wacky fun like random tripping, not frame data moves!"

How would that even work? Would every move start and end instantly? Would the hitbox be active for the whole move? Would there just be no moves at all?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

I always loved this logo

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

yooo they made a game where the guy from m night shaymalans last airbender can fight the guys from the log cutting gif

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

play station port a bull

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Sakurai is on the top of the capitalist food chain yet people treat him like a tortured sweatshop orphan.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I will never understand female hair colour stereotypes/archetypes.

WHY IS THIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE SO LONG

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Almost every (heroic) Disney animal sidekick is painfully unfunny outside of one specific quote. I'm a sucker for "oh look, I've been impaled." personally.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I generally don't like character variants (Dr. Mario, ZSS, Pink Gold Peach, Dry Bowser) in games where characters have no differences beyond stats, but in games where characters have full movesets and abilities I think they're really cool.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I think Jill, Muddy, and maybe PaRappa are the only Smash newcomers who could possibly make me cry of happiness. Waluigi wouldn't really be personal for me and I want Knight & Ostrich for the moveset potential and significance given Smash's heavy use of Balloon Fight, not emotional attachment.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

sonic fiveces beta footage

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I think I've submitted PaRappa to every creation thread I've ever played (at least where he'd be elegible) multiple times but he's never won.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I kinda simultaniously do and don't understand the hype for Tetris Effect. It looks beautiful, the music is incredible, and its changes to the formula are some of the smartest in Tetris history - but at the same time, "magnum opus" or "masterpiece" is really overselling it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I mispelled a Google search for "ren and stimpy eating soap" as "ren and stimpy seating oap" and now I really want to create a character called the Seating Oap.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

The reasoning for some of the Infinite thread spirits being excluded is wild

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I'm looking at the TCRF page for Nick Brawl - and there's two things here I found really funny: 1. how you-know-who's 3 announcer calls all sound really disgruntled, and 2:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I like how the Game & Watch fandom views the sight variations of Mr. G&W between different games as completely seperate characters. That is such a creative bit of fanon.

Art by linkandorf and prurigo

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

If there was a new Diddy Kong Racing, they should make Donkey Kong the "brag in online mode" hardest unlock.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I have a feeling Lucy Loud in Nick Brawl was at least partially based on fan concepts the devs had for Ashley in Smash, same with Zim and Porky.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Everyone is Here was a mistake and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

It's funny how Diddy Kong's two starring roles consist of a game with the most melancholy music ever made and a game with the most silly music ever made.

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