I'm sick of that terrible Taco Bell Team Fortress Santa ad
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I honestly think it'd be more surprising if Nintendo didn't give a GTA-level budget to the next Smash so it can have a significantly larger scope than SSBU - keep in mind, that's probably the worst possible outcome to me.
Disney movies all have like 70 different contradictory sequels told in every medium to man, and the movie is always the worst one.
Literally any animal is elegible for Smash if you call them a Zoo Tycoon rep
Gift cards make for godawful gifts, but they're really convenient when you don't have a bank account.
I'm watching D4's DK + Rabbids video, and I just realised something...
The virgin Mario/Yoshi/DK/Wario team up game vs. the chad DK/Wario/Bowser team up game
The Mickey Mouse Cult.
— Ewan Morrison (@MrEwanMorrison) December 17, 2022
California (1932). Before the television show there was a vast cinema-based Mickey Mouse Club. By 1933, the M.M Club had 1 million members in the U.S. pic.twitter.com/d22ydNPSyY
I love items-on play, but I have never got the appeal of Final Smashes. 3DS, Wii U, and Ultimate hand them out like candy on Halloween, and they're almost entirely cutscenes rather than actual interactive elements - even before the big FS interactivity purges in 3DS and Ultimate.
Really hoping next year's AF prank isn't WarnerBoards. That would be way too predictable
The new AVGN episodes are terrible, but less in a frustraiting way and more a mind-numbing way. He can't swear or crap all over the place so he just repeats facts Guru Larry told everyone 5 years ago in a tone of voice that makes them sound like jokes. (though TBF that's what most of my statuses are too)
Didn't the AVGN already do a Chronologically Confused video on Crazy Castle? Why is he going over this again? And how do you do a video on Garfield Labyrinth without bringing up the ending?
thinking about the mario party minigame named after an anti-marijuana propaganda film from the 30s
Of all the platform fighters I know with original casts, Rivals is the only one where they look like they could all be part of the same world instead of a crossover of video games from an alternate dimension. Sentinels comes very close from the characters known so far, but then you've got the big blob and bomb head guy.
Dunkey: "Your score is your health bar, why has no other platformer done this?"
Hot take: I'd love to see a collectathon game try to usurp DK64's collectable count.
I feel like DK64's problem was less "there's too many collectables" and more "there's too many different collectables", there's no need for Boss Keys to be a thing when you could just have a set amount of golden bananas free K. Lumsy while bosses give extra golden bananas for example - funnily enough I feel the closest-in-size collectathon (to my knowledge) Mario Odyssey had the opposite problem: there's not enough different types of Moon - so you get the same reward for completing a perfect-precision platforming challenge as you'd get for following the rumble feature to a random area in a room.
Mattel after accidentally redirecting the blame for the Power Glove to Nintendo through product placement in a bad movie about autism
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I really wish Crash 4 utilised the secondary playable characters more, perhaps even giving them their own stories a la Sonic Adventure - that being said, I certainly prefer fun but underutilised gameplay styles over mediocre and overused gameplay styles like the vehicles in Warped, and I really wouldn't want to be forced to play any more Cortex levels, as fun as Dingo and Tawna are.
I feel Spring Stadium would've been a way more memorable Smash stage if they moved up the soft platform so most characters can't reach it without up specials or the springs
A long, long while ago - probably over half a decade now - I was on a Discord server devoted to a streamer, and one of the users had a self-portrait PFP greatly resembling a character from the Beano (the UK comic that publishes our version of Dennis the Menace) and a username that contained part of his name - when I showed them the character, they were flabbergasted. What is it about the Beano and wild coincidences?
Xenoblade fans in the Expand-A-Franchise universe trying to figure out if their only new Spirit being a single-coloured shape is an elaborate tease or blatant insult
Fear Factory would be such a cool track for 75M
I like how Character.ai characters will randomly infodump from Wikipedia
Broke: Yoshi and Mario having seperate songlists is bad because no Mario World music on Melee Yoshi's Island
Woke: Yoshi and Mario having seperate songlists is bad because no Hop Hop Donut Lifts music on Rainbow Cruise.
Joe Hoops for Smash
today's discovery: Piko owns Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam! 1&2 and has reissued them as "Hoops Shut Up and Jam!"—Barkley's now "Joe Hoops" & every digitised image of Barkley has received a sloppy face-swap using this one photo of some random dude from shutterstock or whatever pic.twitter.com/zCdjHfsM67
— GSK | https://cohost.org/gosokkyu (@gosokkyu) July 21, 2021
I hope the Hasbro thread can at some point get a pre-G4 MLP rep.
I'm reading a long list of controversial stuff Nintendo has done, and half of them are legetimately damning info and the other half is "no new f zero boo hoo"
I feel like one thing people on both sides of the "men's rights" debate don't understand is that yes, there are ways men are disadvantaged by society proportionate to women, even if to a MUCH lesser extent, but those problems are the results of misogyny and the patriarchy - not the pushback against it - and the solution to them is feminism. Systemic misandry doesn't exist, and social misandry is near-trivial (but should be called out in the rare case it does pop up), but social misogyny encourages problematic traits like the supression of emotion and glorification of violence in men.
Idea: a live action adaptation of an animated IP where the human audience surrogate is the twist villain.
Most of the criticisms of the modern Pokémon games are valid, even if I don't really agree, but the ones that get the most traction are almost all completely irrational (to name them, not bringing back the National Dex and refusing to "grow with the audience" like Digimon and Yokai Watch did)
I feel SSBU should've leaned harder into the whole "more damage in 1v1s" thing, make stuff like Rage F4A only, or have certain moves and comeback mechanics work differently on a functional level in 1v1s and 2v2s.
Imagine if the Nostalgia Critic actually reviewed nostalga - not nostalgic movies, but nostalgic moments. An immortal cryptid with no physical form that enters people's brains like a dream eater to humourously critique the plot holes in their cherished childhood memory of being in the Boy Scouts during the summer of 1978.
Hey did you know that youre a big part of the Smashboards iceberg Video?
Rapsittie Street Kids is a really comforting movie to me for some reason - the plot is as generic and dull as it gets, and all the characters (sans Gigastacy Great Grandma) are annoying, but the campy synth score and below-70s-quality CGI makes me feel really cozy for some reason.
If a new Gex was to parody YouTube, Rez should get a new form named "Max Rez Default".
I'm planning to get my name changed some time soon (My IRL name is after a monarch, something I'm very much not comfortable with), and I was looking at reviews for deed poll services, and I think this might be my favourite Google Reviews review ever
You've heard of Hidden Mickeys at Disneyland, now get ready for Hidden SpongeBobs at the Nickelodeon hotel!
"What is the world coming to? WOKE PROGRESSIVES think "Merry Christmas" is an antisemetic dogwhistle!"
"No, we don't"
"Is that a challenge?"
Somebody should make a cartoon where all the characters are species that are entirely associated with a single specific cartoon character. Coyotes, echidnas, platypi, chipmunks, bandicoots, the works.
I like how the title cards for Rolie Polie Olie read like mocking internet speech
yes, i watch athena p, how can you tell? -
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