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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2023

We're making the switch - we're submitting echoes and stages for Inkling and Ridley!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Bayo Echo: Shantae Another dancing, hair-wielding heroine, this half-genie is Ret-2-Go! She doesn't have Bullet Arts or Bat Within, but is a little heavier, more nimble, and harder to hit due to being shorter. Shantae's jab is a single ponytail whip. It's fairly easy to spam. Up tilt has...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

Just found out about the Simple series of games.

No context as to how all these games connect.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

Lexibook makes NES bootlegs, and official Mario products.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

That "Sonic 5" leak feels maliciously engineered to cause as much discourse as possible.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

I remember that when the Kamp Koral characters were revealed for Nick Kart 3, the NASB thread was really angry about it, and started making allegations of Nick putting them in just to promote the new show (which is apparently a bad thing now? I thought new shows getting advertised was what the Nick fandom wanted), and I mentioned that it's possible (not even likely) that someone on the team liked the show - and they said "well, that can't be true because I watched the show and it sucked!"

They seriously thought that someone liking a TV show was an unrealistic scenario.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

Nuts & Bolts sucks! 90s Rare would've never made a sequel to a decade old game that redesigns the characters, changes the genre, introduces marque value gimmicks, and has meta-humour at the expense of the old gam- oh.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2023

Loving the dissonance between the title and song here

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2023

When are sponsorships gonna start getting self aware about the "Most replayed" button like ads did for the Skip Ads button?

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2023

learning with pibby

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2023

Nintendo fans when 2 edgy teenagers send a game dev insensitive Waluigi memes.

Nintendo fans when a multi-millionare publicly sends a rando a potentially life-ruining threat just for posting spoilers, complete with uncensored username.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2023

Smash Remix is literally unplayable because when you select European Jigglypuff, the announcer doesn't say "ROUNDOUDOU"

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2023

Gamers™ trying to figure out the """""""""""""""""mystery""""""""""""""""" of a side character's gender (there's no mystery. He's literally just a man with a ponytail and no facial hair.)

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2023

NUMBER 15
BURGER KING GLOVE LETTUCE
THE FIRST THING YOU'D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS PROPER HYGEINE PRACTICES
BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2023

I like how NASB and Slap City both have a good short Final Destination and a bad long Final Destination. I just wish both had a funny tiny Final Destination.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2023

I frequently think about all the proposed licensing and crossover deals Toby Fox must receive from people-who-are-not-Fangamer on a daily basis. Like, way too much. I'm not even into Undertale.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2023

We're submitting echoes and stages for Corrin and Bayonetta!

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Fawful, Colbat Plateaus, and Undodog & Yamamura will be added DH back special: The Black Panther The MacGuffin from Gumshoe. Works like Rocko's jackhammer in NASB, floating around randomly and being able to hurt DH. It can float in the air, but only moves left and right. It can also hurt DH's...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2023

Very disappointed that nobody the submitted the Runabout to DriDim.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2023

looking at images on articles about the funko pop landfill

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2023

I know I say this every 3 days, but I have got a really good Bayo stage planned for EAC. Very similar in concept to a stage that has previously been added to EAC

It's not a Sonic stage

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2023

God, what I'd give to be a video game music ripper in the late 90s. Think of all the stupid names I could've permanently cursed beloved music with.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2023

How can infinity be the highest number if there's no one number before infinity?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2023

People who prefer Ray Wolston over Ray William Johnson have main character syndrome

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2023

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE ONLY GETTING ONE NETFLIK

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2023

We're submitting echoes and stages for Ryu, Ken, and Cloud on EAC!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Fawful, Colbat Plateaus, and Undodog & Yamamura will be added DH back special: The Black Panther The MacGuffin from Gumshoe. Works like Rocko's jackhammer in NASB, floating around randomly and being able to hurt DH. It can float in the air, but only moves left and right. It can also hurt DH's...

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Meanwhile, over on DriDim, we're submitting racers from Looney Tunes!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer! (What's up, doc?)

Donkey Cheetah Horse Komodo Dragon Goat Boar Wheels Armadillo Moon Jelly Girdled Lizard

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2023

I've got my Corrin echo for EAC almost written up, and it's certainly a Penguin moment. Both in terms of being from a zoomer game and in terms of turning a character with a specific weapon into a NASB-style hammerspace warrior.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2023

I feel like pretty much every zoomer has played a majority of the iconic 70s and 80s arcade games through corporate flash games.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2023

If the Paper Mario Bowser's Castle portion was a solo Smash stage, it'd honestly be the worst in the series' history.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2023

Mario clones pretty mid. Only two power-ups, no multiplayer, no steeds, the same boss character recycled every level, no run button, no world map, no secret levels, no auto-scroller levels - SMH, Mario didn't get where he is today with "cOmPlEx MoMeNtUm PhYsIcS". Stop putting all your eggs in one basket if you dare challenge the glory of hard-working Papa Miyamoto.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2023

I just made up a Japanese pun character name for a post making fun of anti-localizers, but then realized that the pun still worked in English as a visual gag even if the name was left intact.

(If you were wondering, the name was "N-Ashi the comic relief boss with pears for legs")

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2023

Quite a bit from now, but the stage I have planned for K. Rool in EAC is one that seems really obvious but I've never seen suggested.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2023

Damn, Mario RPG fans are eating really good in the EAC timeline.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

The whole Jimmy and Timmy in NASB stuff still confuses me - not their absence (Jimmy's is a little confusing, but I can certainly imagine a fair share of potential reasons), but the reaction to their absence - like, were people not paying attention to the state of Nickelodeon merchandise and crossovers at that point? And even if they were or have a reason not to be paying attention to those things, how is that a dealbreaker? "It's like if Smash didn't have Link!!" Even if we are to assume the -immies are the Link to SpongeBob's Mario (they're not, that's Lincoln currently), why would it be a big deal if Smash didn't have Link?

Seriously, it took Smash 4 games to add Little Mac and Duck Hunt, two of the most iconic characters Nintendo has ever created. 3 games to add Wario and Charizard too. Mewtwo of all characters got snubbed two times in a row. (well, more one and a half) One game to add Inkling, even with a more recent game included in the DLC cycle. 6 games to add Daisy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

We're submitting new moves and the Assist Trophy functions for Bowser Jr. and Duck Hunt - plus voting for their echoes and Jr's stage - all 3 are currently stuck in draws, including content from Mario Paint; Mario Kart; Pokemon; and Angry Birds! one vote could change the tides!

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Pac-Man back special: Pooka Pumper Pac-Man blows up a Pooka, which will stay in the air and function like a bumper item. He can inflate it to different sizes, the bigger it is the shorter it will stay out. Projectiles bounce off the Pooka as well as fighters Palutena back special: Heavenly...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

Nintendo fans (EAC timeline) when they go on My Music for the dog food commercial stage and see the Nintendo Direct Mini theme as a default song

(they're still gonna put Megalovania to the max anyway)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

The X-ray industry celebrating their continued dominance of the letter X in children's alphabet flash cards

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

People thinking of the most sadistic ways to stop crime imaginable without even considering "just teach kids not to kill people" or "don't give people who are already obsessed with revenge a valid motivation".

psb123 · Apr 27, 2023

If I recall correctly part of the reason you don’t want Crash in Smash is because you’re worried the moveset would pull too many gimmicks from his games.

Which makes me curious as to your thoughts on this Crash moveset since it uses practically none of those gimmicks.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

Who is this "Meme Lord" in my YouTube recommended and why are all his posts worded like commercials?

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