Nabisco could legally make a biscuit called "Infinite Stuf Oreo" and it wouldn't even have to be the biggest oreo, because "stuf" doesn't exist and therefore you can claim practically anything about the stuf contents in your biscuit.
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"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"Yeah, that was me."
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"AAAH JESU-Oh wait, no, that was me again."
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
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the next day
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"... This is living rent free in your soulless AI head, ain't it, Goog?"
Still don't get why people rallied behind Decidueye and Rillaboom for Smash instead of unevolved Rowlet and Grookey.
Copyright and trademark law get **** on a lot, and rightfully so, but patents are the real stinky dinky. Sure, people have a closer emotional attachment to the idea of "Mickey Mouse" than the idea of "velcro", but patents have the power to set the world back at large - especially in pharmaceutical and environmental industries.
I should really stop reading the NASB thread. Not only do they rag on me for every little thing I say, but considering all the conspiracy-theory-making going on right now, I am not ready for the eruption when there are inevitably cuts and a lot of them are inevitably kinda stupid. It was bad enough when NKR3 (a game we all knew well we weren't going to play and were only speculating because we were bored) cut out Tommy and Angelica.
why is my amazon recommended filled with LIVE WORMS?????????
slap city is the best platform fighter because it has a character who was made for the sole purpose of raising awareness for ebola in 2014
I don't get sports teams... like, why is it always - without fail - that sports fans root for their country or nearest town??? Surely there's gotta be more to it than that??? Doesn't it get super boring watching the football with an echo chamber of fellow INSERT COUNTRY HERE fans???
I think I prefer getting relentlessly bullied for no reason on the NASB thread over one of those same people trying to play armchair therapist.
Literally every design decision made for the Pikmin 4 dog makes me go "why", but somehow it's still really appealing.
For all the weird and outdated elements of the "Melee Mega Roster" (Star Wars, excessive-even-for-pre-buyout-and-pre-COGH-speculation Rare rep, nonsensical-even-by-my-standards ideas like the Moon, no Pac-Man, e.t.c), some of it is legit based - like Mia over Isaac, Solo Pikmin, Metroid, Paratroopa, an OC Bowser form, Tingle, Redead, a Goron, and non-anthro Frogger.
I just got an Amazon gift card with an expiration date by accident, so I needed to rush to spend my £6 remaining credits before they go away tomorrow.
The pink custom Morshu hat will be here in due time.
I find it funny how, despite having Adult Swim branding and being based on the show library known for being edgier overall, Checkered Past is going to be way more accessible to the shows' original target audiences than Nickelodeon's nostalgia blocks were given its after-school timeslot and TV-PG rating for interstitial content.
Not sure if after-school was the best choice, that's a big time for children's programming where you should be showing new episodes of major shows instead of a nostalgia block, but at the very least not being midnight means it won't eat into the existing Adult Swim block, and will allow these shows to be seen by their original demographics. Mid-school would probably be the best place IMO - in the UK, CN used to air nostalgic programming there in the early 2010s, it'd still appeal to a primarily adult audience, but it makes for special "exclusive" programming for kids when they're sick or if (like me at that time) their school provides TV during lunch breaks.
Those idents look pristine.
I don't wanna make any accusations, but the NASB thread is starting to give me weird ableist vibes in their insistence that I have to care more about characters than gameplay.
-NASB 2 announced
-"I don't like this, it looks too different"
-"Be grateful you even GOT a sequel!"
-More NASB 2 info comes out
-"I like this, since I've learned to treat it as a separate entity and not a sequel."
-"Excuse me, there's a 2 in the title, it's a sequel, go back to being ungrateful please."
oh my god square still owns gex
Good on Seth Rogen for learning from the Sausage Party disaster how to treat animators well
I've been reading Banjo/Croc debate posts on Twitter, because I don't value my sanity, and someone said Banjo has a "better soundtrack" than Croc, which is just wrong no matter how you slice it.
swearing dog movie fans winning rn
While it's something a lot of people complain about, I personally really appreciate how Smash's EarthBound rep greatly prioritizes the surrealism and parody-Americana over the dark spooky side.
this is the most bizarre content farm article i've ever read in my life
People who say "game preservation is a waste of time because almost everything not legally available is bad shovelware" have not listened to enough Tim Follin.
I'm surprised that no mascot horror games have tried to make a character who serves as a pastiche of the old Walt Disney "Uncle Walt" persona and 50s Disneyland TV show - I guess it's just so old and poorly-preserved that nobody in the gaming market would be nostalgic for it, but the idea of a CEO who's business has a primary market of kids selling products with a "cozy, friendly" human persona is nightmarish when you think about it, much moreso than the Bozo the Clown/Barney types more commonly used in satire, even if Walt himself wasn't exactly the Hitler 2 people make him out to be.
Inside you there are two wolves. Unless you have a trisomy.
I'm starting to dislike how people are portraying Peppino as this badass violent force of good instead of a deluded neurotic weirdo - like, part of the reason I love Pizza Tower so much is because of how unconventional and un-aspirational Peppino's personality is for a gaming protagonist, so seeing him undergo fandom Doomguyification where people act like he's admirable doesn't sit right with me.
I think people tend to overexagerate how little Smash changes characters because... it does, quite a bit in fact, it's just that most of its changes have primarily been balance-based instead of anything diegetic. 3DS/Wii U Bowser and Brawl Bowser are completely different beasts, even if Bowser's flame breath didn't become a projectile.
Bring back the act of turning bad cartoons into inescapable memes as soon as streamers or reviewers mention them in passing once. I am not seeing nearly enough Family Gal discussion.
Slap City is making me wish Smash gave characters alt costumes where they've inexplicably got purple or green skin.
i really, really hope the simpsons weren't too spot on with this recent chinese bear thing.
I like how Chadtronic's Temu sponsor bit isn't hiding Temu's reputation for useless bootleg ****e at all, but instead using it as a selling point. In a weird way, I think it's the most sincere a YouTube sponsor has felt to me.
I have a feeling NASB 2 will be one of those "bad sequel, great game in it's own right" games, which I'm personally OK with.
My Friendly Neighborhood feels like it was made to be played by children (compliment)
Poppy Playtime feels like it was made to be played by children (insult)
I can't believe the new Twitter slogan is "Blaze Your Glory!" - Elon's basically just promoting vehement discourse as a feature and not a bug.
IMO Rivals 2 is looking to have the best stages of any platform fighter on an aesthetic level - they all have actual setpieces to draw attention just like the first game, but they also look like a lived world you could explore if you broke into the Z-axis compared to how pretty much every other comp-designed stage in the genre (including Rivals 1) is either just an isolated island or weird flying plank of wood.
"Christorians" explaining how having more intimate personal info documented online for some random woman who made a bad webcomic then we have for Ghandi, Genghis Khan, all 3 MLKs, and Hitler combined is completely OK and ethical. (she's a bad person, so obviously that means we should throw out all of our fundamental human ethics!)
God, it is horrific how Smash fans treat games and characters themed around suicide and depression - I was rereading the response to my Miner Willy submission for Infinite, and everyone was up in arms over him and Freddi Fish when Sunny was right there to direct hate to. Somehow having no powers or being made for babies is a bigger problem than being from a game about teenage suicide???
Rare literally ported a ZX Spectrum game into one of their 90s tentpole releases as a mandatory quest for any% completion and elder Nintendo fans still think the gaming crash happened worldwide.
i apologise for today's double-bout of 3d platformer fandom mockery.
Fans of Zoogly Dooby walking into an important financial meeting unannounced to inform the Affable Software stockholders that Zoogly Dooby is officially their mascot despite not having a single poster or statue in the building and the name not even ringing a bell to those who invested in the company circa 1998.
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