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Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2023

We're submitting Terry and Byleth's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

PP Echo: Deku Baba A little bigger and lighter, yet more agile. Moves involving a pot/pipe are changed due to the Baba's lack of one, but specials remain mostly the same (with a seed replacing the Ptooie spikeball and Up Special being more akin to Peach's). Joker Echo: Violet Violet isn't as...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2023

I don't get why people act like "doing what the fans want" and "doing what will make the most money" are opposing ideals and not the same thing 99% of the time.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2023

2000s TV animation studios when they receive a pilot that isn't about a normal kid having to hide a secret magical identity from his classmatees.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2023

Lmao, I thought the submission of "Patty and Sellma" to Heroine's alts in EAC was some elaborate TOP SECRET injoke, but nope, that's a real duo of Dragon Quest characters.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2023

I didn't really like the Tooty & Dragon Kazooie submission for EAC at first, but it's really starting to grow on me now I think about how Banjo 1 was supposed to end with a Ghouls & Ghosts-style Tooty backtracking adventure, so it actually makes tons of sense for Tooty to team up with a beefed-up Kazooie (or Kazooie at all) within that context - I like rep for unused content, and there's even precedent for it too (Brawl Sheik).

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2023

"iDubbbz shouldn't apologize for Content Cop, he was calling out bad people!"
Uhh, yeah, have you rewatched those videos lately? He openly advocated for all the bad actions he "called out" and only took issue with the content creators once they entered into hypocrisy. "Leafy bullies kids and disabled people, cool - wait, you have a BAD CHIN??? HAHAHAHA HYPOCRITE!!"

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2023

I think my most wanted item for Smash is either the Yoshi version of Fuzzy (not sure what it'd do, maybe a replacement for the Deku Nut or a more/less powerful variant of the Ramblin' Evil Mushroom?) or an NSMB blue Mini Mushroom that buffs users' mobility instead of being a bait-and-switch.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2023

Stock investors in Drifting Dimensions when Cultclassic McNichington and Oldtimey Fartcartoon the 1990th get announced instead of Super Duper MultibillionMan and Dark Lord Ubiquitron

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2023

Watched the Sakurai Brawl video.

Tripping is not mentioned. Not apologetically, not in passing, nada. He acts like it never existed.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2023

Why do people always call Warner Bros. "Warner Bros. Discovery" in videos about their various missteps and misdeeds. I don't see Sonictubers going on about "Sega Sammy".

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

Game show intro themes have two modes: "wacky funtime for the whole family!" and "THE FATE OF THE WORLD LIES IN YOUR HANDS"

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Hero and Banjo!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

PP Echo: Deku Baba A little bigger and lighter, yet more agile. Moves involving a pot/pipe are changed due to the Baba's lack of one, but specials remain mostly the same (with a seed replacing the Ptooie spikeball and Up Special being more akin to Peach's). Joker Echo: Violet Violet isn't as...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

Mainstream media talking about YouTube Poop: "A culture-defying Warholian work of neo-dadaist anti-consumerism lowbrow art that challenges public notions of intellectual property"
YouTube Poopers talking about YouTube Poop: "Haha what if Dora said ****."

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

I like how this game is so bizarre on an aesthetic level that a legit upload of it's soundtrack has to put "NOT SIIVAGUNNER'S" in the title.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

Just realized that at some point we could have Metroid Equestrian Races in DriDim.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

In hindsight, I have no clue why people were so surprised that Mumbo Jumbo wasn't a Mii costume with Banjo - like, it should go without saying why it'd be... awkward... to include a character who looks like this as what is basically a Halloween costume, right?

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Hero and Banjo!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

PP Echo: Deku Baba A little bigger and lighter, yet more agile. Moves involving a pot/pipe are changed due to the Baba's lack of one, but specials remain mostly the same (with a seed replacing the Ptooie spikeball and Up Special being more akin to Peach's). Joker Echo: Violet Violet isn't as...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

Tomorrow's DriDim job is something I'm surprised he haven't done yet - and we've even had some close calls to!

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

On the topic of the whole "Nintendo all-star"/"Celebration of gaming" divide, It's weird to me that Smash fans tend to overlook Ryu's connections to Nintendo - like, the whole thing in the 90s was "Sega does Mortal Kombat better, Nintendo does Street Fighter better", I guess I can understand if you're not familiar with 90s marketing, but surely a good chunk of the Nintendo All-Stars fans would be 90s kids?

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

Dot-eyed yellow smiley faces have always creeped me the hell out, so the whole Glaggleland thing is the one case where I think I prefer the violent horror stuff over the played-straight silly funtime stuff.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

"Copying is not Theft" and "Copyright, What's Copyright?" fighting for my personal musical mindshare perpetually since I stumbled upon them by accident as a kid (imagine that the bear on the left is a rabbit)

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

just got peppino jumpscared by the front page of mario wiki

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2023

I paid for skins in Pac-Man 99

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2023

I find it funny how fans of the 2000s Sonic games will complain about the 2010s games and certain 90s media having a "childish aesthetic" - like, I know what they mean and I guess it's valid even if I prefer my hedgehogs more snarky and silly, but is a DBZ/Naruto-style shonen anime tone/theming not itself a childish aesthetic?

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2023

It's really weird how casual reviews of Smash games, positive or negative, almost never touch on the mechanics. Like, with any other series or genre even the most story/content/aesthetic-minded of reviewers will discuss the vague game feel and some elements of balancing, but you never get that with Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2023

Po raiding Filthy Frank's house after he violated her law

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2023

Me when I get 1000 Xbox points for free

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Piranha Plant and Joker's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

King K.Rool Echo: Lord Fredrik His neutral special would freeze opponents, Side Special would send a Pointy Tuck to strike and Final Smash would freeze DK Isles.

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Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2023

Since I posted about it yesterday, I should mention that the sequel to Don't Copy That Floppy, made to cash in on it's meme popularity, is hella messed up - it shows a teenager's completely innocent parent get falsely thrown into prison because her daughter pirated movies, and then another teenager getting abused in prison (well, not really, moreso people playing ring-a-ring-a-roses using mops around him) - hmm, I don't think piracy is the pressing issue we should be tackling here. Don't Copy 2 doesn't even explain the effects of piracy like Don't Copy 1, as fallacious as a lot of it's points was, tried to.

Also, it just isn't as catchy as the original.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2023

Nintendo fans when you call Link "the Zelda elf"

Nintendo fans calling any character who has less than 4 clothing colours, has never been in the same room as a talking animal, and has eyes smaller than a Malteser "The game title noun"

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Piranha Plant and Joker!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

King K.Rool Echo: Lord Fredrik His neutral special would freeze opponents, Side Special would send a Pointy Tuck to strike and Final Smash would freeze DK Isles.

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Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2023

For how much he hyped it up as "his most insightful review yet", Saberspark's Balto video was really disappointing IMO - the info on the real Balto was fascinating and I enjoyed his insight on the first film, but once he got into the second film he just started doing the standard angry reviewer shtick, with all the historical info on the sequels' production being speculative.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2023

If EAC was a real game - specifically SSBU deluxe - I think people would immediately be able to tell it was outsourced to Westerners, moreso than any other Ultimate-sequel-related creation thread.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2023

The popularity of Gir from Invader Zim is so surreal to me. Like, imagine if SpongeBob was cancelled after a season and a half of terrible ratings, but GIFs of Squidward became so popular with grumpy atheists on MySpace that Nickelodeon just started pumping out Squidward kigurumis and "I Really Wish I Wasn't Here Right Now" buttons without making any new content.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2023

Just found out about an obscure Capcom game that would make a perfect Byleth stage for EAC

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2023

I don't know what marketing wizardry Nintendo pulled off that made the world stop making piss jokes about the Wii after it was revealed.

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2023

The interview portion of Don't Copy That Floppy is the opposite of a rap breakdown.

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