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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2024

I like to think the 1000 character roster I'm making starts you off with just Mario and every other unlock is RNG based, if only because I like the idea of a Smash game releasing and half of the posts about it on the internet being "I GOT A DUD AGAIN! IS SAMUS EVEN IN THIS GAME???" with this image

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2024

Love how many sources and image examples are used to prove that the Mario Party Star Rush temporary box art isn't taken from a pasta can.

List of rumors and urban legends

There have been several rumors, misconceptions, and urban legends regarding production history, fictional details, and gameplay elements within the Super Mario franchise. This article is a list of the history of Super Mario rumors and details the...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2024

It's funny how Nintendo has only ever outright brought an IP once and it was Super Hornio Brothers (1993).

there is no super hornio brothers representation in my 1000 character roster. apologies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2024

1000-character first-party-only Smash roster is going well.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2024

Does anyone else gain a weird Smash-speculation-like emotional attachment to which numbers show up when you're scratching off gift cards? - "This HAS to be either a 6 or an 8, has to be - IT'S A U?????"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2024

I love the 80s/90s Konami and Capcom licensed games for a lot of reasons - the genuinely solid gameplay, the accurate art and sound direction, the usually-mild (unless your name is "The Simpsons") yet wildly creative liberties taken with the source material, the connecting tissue between games of wildly different IPs (such as the Konami beat em up formula), the stories that have popped up years later about their development, their general historical value - but I think the main reason I love these games is because of the image of a team of Japanese game devs having to watch hours of Animaniacs episodes with American jokes for Americans they don't get because they're not American - both because that's a funny Coraline's-dad-at-computer image, but also because they still knocked it out of the park near-consistently anyway. (also the Eastern perception of Western IPs is just generally something that fascinates me, but that doesn't fit as smoothly into the sentence structure I started.)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2024

why do the top streams thumbnails zoom so hard

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2024

Kinda tempted to do a 1000 or 2000 character Smash roster using only first parties

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2024

As much as I hate the cat movie discourse, I very much appreciate this trend of "crappy movies getting inexplicably well-recieved sequels"

Hopefully, this trend spreads to games as well.

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Hello Wario Wario Wario,my name is Clem V,nice to meet you

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2024

Can't believe I haven't already heard of this - Psycho Waluigi spiritual successor!

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 17, 2024

I saw this video and thought “haha I wonder if wario wario wario has seen it” then got jumpscared when he said who made the iceberg image

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2024

Watching old Pizza Tower reviews and LPs from when it first came out and... Ancient Cheese is a pun on ancient Greece? I always thought it was supposed to be a Mayan temple-themed stage with a really lazy name, not Athens. Then again, if it was Mayan, it'd probably be called "Chicken Itza".

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2024

they need to make video game nerds for all emotions, even the obscure ones with german names

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2024

I tried to make a "boss instals for all Smash characters" roster, but gave up when I pulled out this and realised what I did

Star Yoshi

Star Yoshi is a form of Yoshi in Yoshi. Putting lower and upper halves of a Yoshi Egg together makes a Yoshi slip out of the egg. If the maximum number of characters is between the two halves, the emerging Yoshi becomes Star Yoshi and awards the...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2024

I was gonna joke "imagine if a rhythm game character in Smash had only counters as their moveset", but I realised - like a lot of these "source accuracy amirite" posts - that would actually be kinda fun, at least if limited to just special moves, not what I'd want for PaRappa or a Guitar Hero/DDR rep, but I think that for a Rhythm Heaven character or a new swordfighter it'd be pretty neat.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2024

If Pauline ever gets in Smash, I'd like for her to get the DK series symbol, if only because I feel like arcade-era DK is very slightly underrepped in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2024

why do youtubers do that thing where they make a multipart series but not actualy put or imply the ordering in the title

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2024

Lisa Sonic is canon

Small Mario Findings

Single-page gag from Issue 110 of the official Simpsons comic, featuring a variety of references to the Mario franchise alongside other video game IPs. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings |...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2024

An essential part of the retro-gaming-as-a-zoomer experience is making assumptions about game release dates based on vague context clues, and then having them utterly dashed.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SONIC 1 CAME OUT AFTER SUPER MARIO WORLD?????

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2024

I have a confession to make....

I broke Rilla Roo.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2024

I want to try doing a "cut half the Smash roster" thing, but I don't think I could do so because most of the cuts I'd go for would be to make room for a replacement character (for example, Squid Sisters replacing Inkling), and I can't figure out how I'd communicate that in an image form, at least without replacing everyone I cut, especially if I use a tier list generator, and without context a lot of these cuts would seem deranged, even by my let's-cut-Pikachu!/Dingodile-should-get-in-before-Crash! standards.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2024

remember the epa disclaimer on the simpsons movie dvd

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2024

Skibidi Toilet is going to be a nostalgic sacred cow like FNAF and the Minions are now in 7-to-10 years time and there is nothing you can do about it. Same with the Grimace Shake meme, and AI SpongeBob saying **** words, and all the new Disney stuff, and Lankybox, and Cocomelon, and Steven Universe - especially Steven Universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2024

oh nooooooooooo i accidentally melted my mashed-up grape block into a juice and left in the cupboard for exactly 20 days the feds are coming

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2024

i think the funniest thing about the reboot appocalypse is that they're now going back to putting "new" in show titles.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2024

I just saw the words "AI generated GameShark" and thought it sounded like the coolest thing ever, an AI trained to make cheat codes that makes the most erratic, dumb versions of games, buuuut nope, it's just a premium version of the little fact boxes Google put on the top of their results.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2024

Insane how Valve went from basically pioneering the "let's hire 'em!" approach to fan projects to pretending to be Nintendo so they could take down crossover fan projects.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2024

Love these PSAs.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2024

I feel like Bandana Waddle Dee, as a Smash pick, isn't inherently terrible, but kinda just rendered irrelevant by two other picks: if you want a Wadde Dee, just put in a generic Waddle Dee! More alt variety, more Kirby games to draw the moveset from, and would be a second mook as opposed to another sidekick (Not that sidekicks are bad ofc, I love the option to play a sidekick solo, but not as much as the option to play as a mook). And if you want a small spherical character who spins and pole vaults with a long, non-sword weapon then there's a way cooler character in the Nintendo library who could do exactly that and more.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2024

Peppino in Smash is a weird thing where, it's not like Crash where I like the game and character but cannot percieve a good moveset, but rather the concept just doesn't do anything for me, even though objectively he has a great moveset, his gameplay could adapt well within a Namco design style, he brings a style of humor never before seen in Smash, and he would be a monumental inclusion for a multitude of reasons (Not limited to Sephiroth and Mort the Chicken sharing a game), I just can't get myself excited about the idea of Peppino in Smash for some reason, perhaps it's how caught up I am in the belief that an indie rep should be a nobody, perhaps it's a COGH thing, perhaps it's that one of my first party MWs (Dashing Super Guy) fills a lot of niches Peppino does while also being a funne obscure pick, I really can't place my finger on it - no doubt I'd love it if he did get in though.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2024

Spending all your time on a video game facts website is funny because you go mad and pull your hair out (figuratively) over trying to figure out if "Bandicoot Brats, the lost pitch for Crash Bandicoot 2 which was a stealth/beat-em-up hybrid about Crash's baby grandchildren" is real or not.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2024

Been skimming through the more recent Pokedex entires, and how the HELL is Spidops not the latest flavour-of-the-month Pokemon pick? This is a Genesect-level "damn, this cool Pokemon is actually cool and actually warrants adding to the already cool-infested Smash Pokemon list" moment.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2024

I don't like it when people name names in discussions of old internet mishaps.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2024

"Smash Ruiner" is absolutely a much more apt description than "Smash Killer"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2024

Giant Giant Donkey Kong in Smash Remix is so funny, he is utterly useless aside from his up tilt.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2024

Fake leaks based on Twitter are funny because they imply there's like a secret Twitter vault where unreleased and unfinished Tweets can be seen.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2024

Smash Remix wishlist, running off of a very different logic from how I'd do a wishlist for official Smash, or even a Smash fangame without a theme

Internal Frickface · Jan 9, 2024

omggggg fighting polygon yoshi hiiiiiii <3<3<3<3<3

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