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Meritocrats explaining why they aren't ableist:





(Meritocracy is unapologetically ableist)

DONKEY KONG - Wrecking Crew. Donkey Kong climbs to the top of a building as a giant, then throws a giant barrel downwards that rips off the front of the building as it rolls down (caught fighters can be seen hanging on to window-sills), once it rolls away the building falls to the ground. Downwards launch angle.

PICHU - My Pokemon Ranch. Each fighter is rendered as a polygonal character from My Pokemon Ranch and accepts an offer to play with a group of Pichus in the ranch, who accidentally create a thunderstorm in excitement. Upwards launch angle

MR. GAME & WATCH - Turtle Bridge. Each fighter floats on water as Mr. Game & Watch steps on them one-by-one, propelling them towards an octopus’ tentacles. Downwards launch angle

Graphic is not ordered, but I will create orders when applicable. things that are actually canon and not just assumptions I made up are bold.
S Tier: Mother Earth, Cursor, and Turtle should be obvious, they are all very clear and obvious gods. The squeaky hammer kid is bit more of a deep cut - he originates from this Windows ME commercial, where he destroys an entire computer simply by typing - though this is undone afterwards. If I had to rank strength here: Nature = Cursor > Hammer Kid > Turtle
A Tier: F1 is a sapient robot, Merlin is a wizard, Power Pup is a Superman-style superhero, and Inori is a cyborg magical girl. These are obvious contenders for the A-tier. I think F1 is likely the least powerful here given his unconventional shape and the limitations of the robotic mind, while Inori is the most powerful given that we've actually seen her in battle using laser cannons.
B Tier: This set can be sorted into two halves: non-sapient but powerful creatures, and lesser superhumans. McZee is a shapeshifter, and Earl is implied to be a shapeshifter (he originally appeared as a cat, but later appeared as a banana-like alien) (If you're wondering why Red Dot and Clippy are so low if McZee and Earl are so high, this will be addressed), while Hoverbot appears to be a 3-to-6-inch tall turret that can float in the air - making it like a fly that can shoot lasers - and the sasquatch is well... the sasquatch. Eats people up. If the sasquatch and Hoverbot had sapient intelligence, they would likely be in A.
C Tier: Primarily just humans with some kind of extra skill - Chip is probably highest here since he can push heavy blocks and has a variety of durability boots. The Dot is some kind of rubber or goo, and judging from his toy-like design I imagine he must be mass-produced and made of a cheap material. If Space Cadet has his ship on hand, he could be A.
D Tier: Just people or anthropomorphic animals with nothing special going on. Skiier is placed lower despite partaking in an intensive sport due to death being unavoidable in his source material while Clippy suffers from the same problems as The Dot, just with the added con of being tiny and thin.
E Tier: Literal animals.