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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 23, 2024

The workprint version of Foodfight ends with Dex and Sunshine's products (cereal and raisins respectively) getting a cross promotion following their marriage. OK, cute ending, buuuuut throughout the movie a major plot point is Lady X, the villain, trying to court Dex - Lady X is a detergent mascot, what horrible product would they make in the bad timeline ending?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 23, 2024

I'm reading all the Audio pages on the MVS wiki, and for some reason I find it irrationally funny how every time quotes related to Rick show up "Meeseeks" is written in blue for the page link

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 23, 2024

There are a lot of valid and gripping criticisms of modern Atari, down to an existential level, I don't want to shill for any company or endorse any massive corporate buyout, but god damn the Intellivision news is a relief. As silly as the Amico saga has been, it's always been a bit sad that the Intellivision name and library had to be dragged through it. Of course, ideally these almost 50 year old games and hardware should at least be nearing the public domain in an ideal world, but getting off of Mr. Tallarico's wild ride is always a good thing

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

Real eyes
Realize

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

Oh my ****ing god, that Sakurai Dolby story might be the worst thing he's said yet. I get that Dolby is a faceless corporation, but actively refusing to improve your game's sound quality because you find giving proper contract-required credit "intrusive" is icky, plain and simple. This is the first thing he's said that isn't just "bad game design" but outright "bad acting".

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

RESULTS ARE HERE! Admittedly more conventional than I was expecting

Spoiler

SMASH MOST WANTED:

1. Waluigi - 5
2. Bandana Dee - 4
3. Shadow - 3
4. Doomguy - 3
5. Tails - 3
6. Tetromino - 3
7. Sukapon - 2
8. Clippy - 2
9. Master Chief - 2
10. Dixie Kong - 2
11. Sakura Shinguji - 2
12. Toad - 2
13. Bentley Bear - 1
14. Arle Nadja - 1
15. CD-i rep - 1
16. Crash Bandicoot - 1
17. Estelle Bright - 1
18. Morshu - 1
19. PaRappa the Rapper - 1
20. Yorgle - 1
21. Aris Landale - 1
22. Ouroboros - 1
23. Bubsy - 1
24. Plok -1
25. Adventurer - 1
26. Princess Shokora - 1
27. Funky Kong - 1
28. Boggy B - 1
29. Rain Man (Hanafuda Cards) - 1
30. Kiryu - 1
31. Dr. Eggman - 1
32. Tiki - 1
33. Heavy - 1
34. Heracross - 1
35. Mecha Bowser - 1
36. Opa-Opa - 1
37. Pupitar - 1
38. Ray (Custom Robo) - 1
39. Red Bird - 1
40. Rex - 1
41. Ryu Hayabusa - 1
42. Sol Badguy - 1
43. Sturm - 1
44. Rambi - 1
45. Mega Man X - 1
46. Linux Tux - 1
47. Shovel Knight - 1
48. Kratos - 1
49. Andy - 1
50. Sans - 1
51. Sommie - 1
52. Professor Layton - 1
53. Bub - 1
54. Barista - 1
55. Sqij - 1
56. Oatchi - 1
57. Ellie - 1
58. Peppino - 1
59. Nemesis - 1
60. Brighid and Morag - 1
61. Sim - 1
62. Noah and Mio - 1
63. Chun-Li - 1
64. Goomba - 1
65. Gengar - 1
66. Goku - 1
67. Rivals of Aether rep -1
68. Amaterasu - 1
69. Toadsworth - 1
70. Monika - 1
71. Rayman - 1
72. Gholdengo - 1
73. Octoling - 1
74. Morrigan - 1
75. Agumon - 1
76. Ghost Gang - 1
77. Zoroark - 1
78. Springtrap - 1
79. Daruk - 1
80. Reimu - 1
81. Geno - 1
82. Hatsune Miku - 1
83. Phoenix Wright - 1
84. Don-Chan - 1
85. Papyrus - 1
86. The Stork - 1
87. Mickey Mouse - 1
88. Plants vs. Zombies rep - 1
89. Digimon rep - 1
90. Ethel - 1
91. Nightmare (SoulCalibur) - 1
92. Tingle - 1
93. Arthas - 1
94. Ashley (Another Code) - 1
95. Bomberman - 1
96. Specter Knight - 1
97. Impa - 1
98. Blinx the Time Sweeper - 1
99. Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 - 1
100. Baxcalibur - 1
101. Yuka - 1
102. Axel Steel - 1
103. Jonesy - 1
104. Chorus Kids - 1

SMASH STAGES

1. Bowser’s Castle - 5
2. Tokyo Mirage Sessions - 1
3. Upside down Battlefield - 1
4. Area Zero - 1
5. Pinball - 1
6. Death Mountain - 1
7. Somniel - 1
8. Super FX Star Fox - 1

MULTIVERSUS

1. Daffy Duck - 2
2. Ben 10 - 1
3. Buddy the Elf - 1
4. Godzilla - 1
5. Grim - 1
6. Jarro - 1
7. John Constantine - 1
8. Johnny Bravo - 1
9. Muttley - 1
10. Scooby-Doo - 1
11. Tuba (Infinity Train) - 1

NASB

1. Timmy Turner - 2
2. Professor Membrane - 1
3. Luan Loud - 1
4. Ed Bighead - 1
5. Nick Jr. rep - 1
6. Fanboy and Chum Chum - 1
7. Improved Switch framerate - 1
8. Super Santa - 1
9. Nicktoons Blob Man - 1
10. Skulktech 9.9 - 1
11. Dib - 1
12. Odie - 1

Fraymakers and Least wanted Smash don’t have winners.

FRAYMAKERS:

• Gunvolt
• Plague Knight
• Annalynn
• The Defect
• Sayu
• Madeline
• CyberDwarf
• Farmer (Stardew Valley)
• Hat Kid
• Zagreus
• Kril

LEAST WANTED SMASH

• Goku
• ”4th parties” (except Goku)
• Geno
• Masked Man
• Neptune
• Bandana Dee
• Lloyd Irving
• Agent 47
• Ahri
• ”One shot and spin-off characters”
• Dante

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

Poll is over, with 14 submissions. Will be counting up now.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

latest paper mario news is a rare faithful translation w

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

I'm doing more research into MVS, and honestly it's really funny that MVS fans were making fun of NASB1 for its lack of alt costumes, because if you don't buy the paid variants, every character in MVS also only has one alt and you can't even willingly select it.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 22, 2024

Just a reminder that I'm doing a Smash poll for the profile posts community. I'll probably end it either tonight or sometime tomorrow.

Wario3's Smashboards Profile Posters Smash fighter poll

All answers will be counted as one point

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 21, 2024

What's the matter? You haven't even touched your Windows 7 burger.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 21, 2024

While I'm not a big fan of fan polls, I do think it would be quite interesting to do a profile posts-specific Smash roster poll, given that the profile posters do have a wildly different idea on what Smash should and shouldn't be compared to mainstream Smash fandom.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 21, 2024

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 21, 2024

mvs rtc thread... prepare... I'm making a list...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 21, 2024

does anyone remember savage babies

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 21, 2024

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

just made the worst financial decision of my life (it cost 3 pounds)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

to the tune of windows xp startup
windows xp song

to the tune of windows xp shutdown
windows xp

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

what if the palworlds didnt have guns

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

pac-man's down smash is not his two flickies move, his up special is because flicky is a mappy clone

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

When I'm in a citing sources competition and my opponent is TV Tropes

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

got an ad for furiosa and thought it was called fursona

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

I really, really, really prefer MVS' approach to CGI trailers over Smash's - having a "whole game trailer" that shows off everyone both handing asses and getting asses handed is way more fun than centering a whole trailer on a single character being badass and badass alone, even putting my ethical gripes with Smash marketing aside

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

If I was a really really good competitive Smash player who could discover new tech, I'd use the ability to name strats I discover as a soapbox for my hot takes. "Up tilt into Duck Hunt Should've Been in Smash As Far Back as 64" "Down throw into back air into Too Many Grassy Plains Stages" "You can gain great distance with a well-timed Bandanna Waddle Dee Isn't a Bad Pick Because He's a Mook, It's Because He Isn't"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

I do wish there was a platfighter I could get really invested in updates for now that NASB's fallen off. Hopefully Slap City updates will speed up with Ludosity off of NASB (3rd alt set and story mode for Orka? Please?) - Fraymakers would be really good if it weren't for the fact my PC refuses to run it.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 20, 2024

Spoiler: mvs spoilers

"It's gonna be Jason"
"It's gonna be Johnny Bravo"
"Can I offer you an unholy chimera in these times?"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 19, 2024

i googled "kermit vs" and the first autofill was "kermit vs starbucks vs hulk" and i'm very disappointed to find out that that's a search for overpriced watch reviews and not a joke death battle parody

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 19, 2024

One of the weirdest parts of modern platform fighter discourse is the notion that "Nintendo has the most iconic cast of characters" which is just... what??? How do I even begin on that? Even the mascot Pokemon and hyper-iconic 3Ps (Cloud, Steve, Sonic, Pac-Man) are specs in the public conciousness compared to characters like Superman and Garfield.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 19, 2024

Wait, so apparently there's a Banana Guard solo comic with multiple issues? Have the MVS fans been lying about this character being a "minor background character" all this time (read: 3 days)?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 19, 2024

I've been having memory issues with Chrome lately, and I keep on clicking YouTube videos and getting something different entirely, and I just got jumpscared by this. I don't even know what it is.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 19, 2024

Smash fans will tell you "characters aren't functions" and then get mad when you suggest the Cheetahmen because "the game isn't good".

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 18, 2024

I'm listening to a cover of the song "Big in Japan", where I can understand the lyrics better, and... OK, so I knew "winter suicide" and "passing chinchilla-ettes" were obvious mondegreens, what I'm more surprised by is "Shall I stay here at the zoo" being an actual lyric.

Looking up the meaning aaanddd... this song's about GERMANY??? NOT JAPAN????

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 18, 2024

I cannot find proof of this ever existing, but a while back I found an 80s/early 90s-era Simpsons merchandise style guide, and there was one sentence from it that is burned into my memory because of how stern its wording was.

"COWABUNGA IS NOT A SIMPSONS PHRASE"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 18, 2024

I finally unlocked the champion kart in CTRNF, somehow inexplicably got the Back N. Time decal? Dunno how that happened. Hardest track was... I'm just gonna lump all the bonus tracks sans Drive Thru Danger together, heh

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 18, 2024

They should put all 5 Tetrominos in Smash as unique characters. Not stance fighters (except for J/L and Z/S), all get their own slots and movesets

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 18, 2024

"It's for the fans" is just a pretty way of saying "We did extensive market research"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 18, 2024

Spoiler: alludes to MVS spoilers

Jason and/or Freddy really should've been a starting lineup character

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 17, 2024

death battle: spuds mackenzie vs joe camel vs budweiser frogs vs the abstract concept of bright colours (from The Juul Series)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 17, 2024

Loving the novelty beer accessories YouTube recommendations.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• May 17, 2024

why is discussing film doing the jake paul clown arg