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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2024

Corporate mascot: "I hate PRODUCT! What a quirky subversion of expectations!"
Proceeds to become the most recognisable iconography of the brand
PRODUCT CEO: "You love PRODUCT! You love PRODUCT!"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2024

just took psychic damage from clicking on a dreamworks video essay and hearing mr peabody and sherman being called "an original ip" in the first 40 seconds.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2024

how does mario tennis aces have a more functional, balanced super move system than any super smash bros. game.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2024

why is the plot of toy story 5 literally "30 billion spongebobs vs goku"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 9, 2024

oh no not the "bad games should fade into thanos dust" discourse on the nasb thread

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 9, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

Balloon Fighter in Crusade is really cool. Always wanted a "second Jigglypuff" of sorts, and I think it's funny timing with Joust being leaked for MVS

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

Very excited to expose the RTC MVS thread to the horror of the Toonami 2006 UK rebrand next week.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

I don't believe in "scandal speculation", I think it's wrong and weird, but it was so obvious that Mr. Beast had shady dealings going on, the evidence was literally just the basic concept of his content - if he actually meant well, he either wouldn't have the money to do all these crazy stunts because he'd just throw it all at a bunch of charities at once, or would just buy a yacht and mind his own business. At most his stunts would just be direct camera videos with no editing to ensure as little money is wasted on non-charity affairs as possible. He's like the most plainly obvious 2010s kids movie twist villain. Evil Richard Ayoade guinea pig from The Bad Guys.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

Reading up the Sacred GameCubeTM Texts and 1. the vision of Reggie Fils Aime hyping up

as a "Halo Killer" to a crowd entirely comprised of silently-judgemental yes-men is really funny to me, and 2. as someone who was around for (or at least could watch YouTube videos during) the "why did cally duty kill me precious platformers?" discourse of the early 2010s, it appears that is - like many things - also a nuture issue and not a nature issue.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

Peperami might be the only brand to become a genericised trademark for something the product very clearly isn't.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

do you think japan has die hard sega saturn fans who are convinced "bug!" was the first 3d platformer ever and get really shocked when you show them the us n64 sales statistics

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 8, 2024

I've been adding tons of undocumented games to IGDB, which is naturally mostly promotional flash games, and something I found out is that IGDB doesn't have pages for the non-character Smash DLC aside from a very small selection of Ultimate's Mii Costumes, so I've added the 3DS/Wii U stage DLC, and it'll be very funny when they show up on my Backloggd list alongside "Which One of SpongeBob's Front Teeth Are You?" and "Scrat's Cheestrings Meltdown".

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 7, 2024

Finally figured out how to play Mario Tennis Aces with meter, and damn, this game was NOT balanced for meterless.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2024

Mario & Nintendo All-Stars Racing With ToeJam & Earl

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2024

The fact that an in-depth gameplay overview for one of the most anticipated games in Nintendo's entire history (a Zelda solo game) got shadow dropped with no fanfare is really solidifying my belief that the budget and attention given to individual Smash cameo trailers is insultingly high.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2024

James, while the Buffalo buffalo had had "had", had had "colourless green ideas", "colourless green ideas" had had buffaloed the Police police better.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2024

It's kinda funny how, of the 3 9th gen major IP crossover platform fighters, the only one without any adult-oriented characters whatsoever is also the one with the most advanced gameplay.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2024

I like how the rival combinations in the Mario Kart games are often actual rivalries and not just enemies, like Diddy and DK or Luigi and Mario

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2024

The best thing to come out of corporations like Disney hoarding irrelevant, failed IPs that take up less of the cultural mindshare than a properly-understood Graham's number for centuries is the Twitter thread from Disney+'s launch where they listed off everything on the service, and it just came off as them spouting nonsense.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2024

leaked multiversus stage: taz mania intro seizure strobe lights

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2024

Never thought I'd see the day... a NASB2 review that isn't just backhandedly bashing NASB1 while barely talking about NASB2!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2024

just found out about Dr. Kawashima's edgy Joker clone who only appears in the "A Little Bit Of..." subseries

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

With how many old game holdovers exist in Smash, I do wonder if "King Koopa" and "Princess Toadstool" would still be used if the series started on SNES or NES.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

Would anyone be interested in an alternate take on a Smash 7 creation thread, now Infinite's on hiatus? Will have to wait for creation thread burnout to fade, but still. I'll try not to use it as a soapbox for my Smash takes, I promise.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

The failing wars were actually a tournament.

EMUS VS. DRUGS.

(please ignore the many atrocities being committed by america and australia in the losers bracket)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

The chance of Rosa Parks having seen the Angry Video Game Nerd's first 2 episodes before she died is very low but not 0.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

Bowser echo tier list. I will not be accepting any objections.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

When you step back for a second, it's really weird how Smash fans priotise playable fighters over all other appearances to the extent that being completely absent from the game is basically the optimal 2nd second place scenario rather than being an assist trophy, super move teammate, or stage hazard, at least in the first few months of a DLC cycle.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2024

I find it funny how a lot of Nintendo's longest lasting series debuted in really awkward circumstances that would basically be a death kneel for anything else.

Pikmin was GameCube, Splatoon was Wii U, Animal Crossing was an N64 game exclusive to the region where the hardware was least popular, Pokemon was a B&W Game Boy game mere months before the Color and multiple years after 3D became the norm, Kirby's second game was a two-years-post-SNES NES game, Mario Tennis was a double punch of Virtual Boy followed by late N64, Xenoblade had a shady GameStop exclusive deal, even Donkey Kong (and by extension Mario) had a really rocky arcade launch that led to the creation of Crazy Kong.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2024

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY FIX THE TITLE OF THE """"""ORAL HISTORY"""""" ARTICLE ALREADY

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2024

I find it funny how The New Norm is basically trying to say "ELON MUSK! PLEASE FALSELY TAKE CREDIT FOR US!" like Hello Neighbor's MatPat tweets but for getting arrogated.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2024

youtube finally removed all the junk at the end of their urls

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2024

I am so glad that Two More Eggs seems to be getting a reappraisal, I actually watched that one as a kid instead of consuming it through Mr. Enter's second-hand smoke and loved it, probably because it's filled with ludicrously niche 90s references. I think a lot of 2010s-era cartoon writers overestimated how many kids were becoming familiar with old media through the internet, but luckily for me, I was the star that alligned and recognised the tropes/aesthetics pastiched by stuff like Trauncles, Hot Dip, and CGI Palz.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2024

They still haven't corrected the title of "oral history" article that isn't actually an oral history

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2024

they better have outlaw 1978 at the esports olympics

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2024

Literally 1925M BGM

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2024

"Oh boy, I sure am glad all my friends and acquantances are respecting my choice to not celebrate my birthday due to excessive childhood trauma!"
Google:

in all seriousness, i do feel really bad because of the google balloons, i tried using adblock but for some reason google has counter-code. don't be evil my ass

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