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Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Been thinking about Foodfight a lot since that documentary came out, and looking at the infamously misleading DVD cover, I feel like there's a very specific aesthetic from the early 2010s, Frutiger Aero adjacent but without the futuristic element, nobody really talks about, that only really existed in promo material for bargain bin kids' media, where it's all curved barren terrain on perfect blue skies with perfect, individually rendered green grass - I assume this is the subconcious result of Windows XP Bliss being burned into everyone's heads for a whole decade

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Say what you want about WB pushing "evil Superman", but at least that's something that logically makes sense on a basic level in-universe instead of being based on external fandom knowledge, and has not replaced the original character completely, "evil Scrappy Doo" is neither.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

I don't get why people treat Sora getting in Smash as if it's some kind of selfless charity donation? Even if you don't share my view that Namco Smash, and especially the Ballot, is very cynical and marketing-driven; completely ignore/don't know that Sakurai has gone on record to saying Sora's negotiations were a matter of chance and not effort; and come up with some kind of gatekeepy reason as to why the many, many fans who didn't want Sora don't count, people act like this was equivalent to Nintendo feeding a billion orphans and not just an Exciting Gaming Moment.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

guys, it's disney's the black hole (1979, rated pg for the first time ever) day!

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

Gets an honest job for harmless means
Is mostly polite to customers despite the questionable business practices he's being forced to work with, only ever losing his **** at a prank visit
Goes unpaid, fails his goal, and gets laughed at by his GF and FIL despite doing nothing wrong.
Cannot find another employer ever due to an ancient prophecy

Peak storytelling really

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

they should've put dry bones in skylanders instead of dk and bowser. that would've been epic.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

I don't like how whenever Nintendo fans talk about non-Smash Nintendo crossovers, it's always Nintendo-to-Nintendo, with the exception of maybe Sonic or something. Get weird with it, you know? Give me a Pokemon Conquest or a Mario + Rabbids. Come up with a cartoon or anime crossover or something.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

It's really funny to me that the Game Awards started as a segment on Spike TV. Every award, every reveal, every tear of pride or jealousy, is the legacy of CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR B-

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

I do think that #FreeMelee and the backlash towards 3D All-Stars, even though they probably didn't effect Nintendo's bottom line at all, even positively or indirectly, did make one thing about Nintendo change for the better, albeit more out of luckly timing than anything else: they were some of the first public corporate decisions made under Doug Bowser's Nintendo, and because that was the first impression, it basically killed any chance of Bowser successfully farming the parasocial clout Nintendo has weaponised since Howard & Nester in the 80s (and god did he try for a year or two), and allowed people to look back more critically on the likes of Reggie and Iwata as public figures.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

mvs really just said

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

As much as I want a good Bubsy game, I do admit that there would probably be an extremely antagonistic divide between long-time Bubsy fans and newcomers should that happen.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

The intro of Caddicarus' "PS1 games for babies" video where he talks about kids' games being used as an excuse for lazy parents addicted to PS1 games to tell their spouses feels very suspiciously specific.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

Only 5 minutes in and I already know this is an instant recommend - uh, CW: heavily censored CGI bobs

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

People complaining about gaming "becoming" reliant on "nostalgia pandering" is really funny because early 80s video games soundtracks were obsessed with ragtime and soul, genres that were popular in the 50s and 60s respectively.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

the funko fusion trailer having a "big epic reveal" for funko freddy, the generic mascot nobody knows by name, getting zombified is really funny.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

It's kinda weird how because of Mario Party, "party" is a gaming shorthand for "board game". It does feel apt, but also quite specific.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2024

nasb2 fans actually praise their game and don't just use it as a means to **** on nasb1 challenge (impossible)

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2024

I actually really like how Multiversus' marketing is centered more on team-ups than battles. I've always felt crossover fan culture is a bit too focused on fighting and doesn't tend to explore friendship or team-ups or non-battle conflicts/sports as much as it should.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2024

This year marks the first births that could potentially see SpongeBob enter the public domain within an average human lifespan.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2024

I think about "YouTube Poop: Insert Quote From the Movie Here" every day, this isn't even an exaggeration.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2024

the google play sonic thread is absolutely the first in-the-wild instance of engineered community-notes-bait.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2024

I had a dream where Donkey Kong 64 was released into the public domain by accident, and it became a meme to put Lanky Kong in games, and even mainstream AAA studios were doing it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2024

Watching the Rerez Mad Cats video, and in the Switch era it feels insane that there was once a time where Nintendo's controllers were the gold standard and 3P controllers were fragile, sticky junk.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2024

So, under the definition of anime that places it as "any animation with an Asian aesthetic", does that make Kung Fu Panda and Turning Red anime? Are the Mario Super Show and Hanna-Barbera Pac-Man anime? does The Simpsons temporarily become an anime whenever the family visit Asian countries? Is the mockbuster Mulan movie where she has 6 legs an anime?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2024

Everyone Knows That being from a porno is not surprising IMO (I've seen weirder, Manha Manha was from a "semi-educational" sex film), but the audio quality of the full song barely being any better than the original upload is hilarious.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2024

It's funny how the word "brawl" is associated with both the slowest and fastest platform fighters.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2024

Smash Remix having a toggleable menu-option for a game-breaking crash fix - not a funny bug, but just a crash - is very funny. Admirable devotion to not tampering the base game content.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2024

Maybe I'm just too side-character-first-pilled now, but I can't imagine anyone with a decent knowledge of Crash putting Cortex or Coco as his second rep in a Smash (or Smash-equivalent) roster.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2024

"The old internet was a heavenly escape for autistic people, but now that has died because of insert modern internet thing people don't like here" my brother in christ did you ever engage with the old internet at all.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2024

I like how the TTYD remake is still doubling down on the paper/cardboard texture aesthetic from Sticker Star.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2024

Mr. Crime

Mr. Crime was a ghostly figure who followed and observed criminals, while encouraging them to commit acts of evil, like a devil on their shoulder. At the same time, he would often encourage law enforcement to gun down those same criminals, showing that his allegiance was only to violence and...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2024

I'm grinding easy races to unlock all the exotic skins in CTRNF, and I honestly have no clue why. I have no plans to play as Honey Badger Yaya Panda or Solar Flare Zem any time soon.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2024

The fact that nobody ever brings up Splatoon or Animal Crossing in Smash speculation feels less like someone adamantly insiting "the sky is not blue" and moreso like watching in anticipation as an alien that has crash landed on Earth at night is about to find out that the sky is blue.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2024

Whenever a YouTuber says "back in the 2000s, every game had secrets, now everything is being leaked ahead of time" my anticipation-hating autistic ass will audibly exclaim "HELL YES!" on instinct before realising they mean that in a sorrowful way

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2024

why are all the angry reviewers repackaging their existing content as sleep aids

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2024

the scientific name of a common wallaroo sounds like a parody of a transformer.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2024

in the goofy movie, goofy gets mad at max, but max thinks goofy's playing charades - max's answer is "walt disney"

does the mickey mouse universe have a vengeful god

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2024

should this be alternate costumes or an item like the metal box

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