Janx_uwu

following traffic laws in GTA while listening to the radio soothes me more than anything else ever has, I wonder if actual driving is kinda like that. And if so that motivates me quite a bit to learn.

You know how when you fall in love with someone, they're the first thing you think about in the morning?

Yeah, I'm starting to feel that way about Dead Cells

Sentence shuffling is my new favorite hobby

If I make an SRB2 character mod, it's gonna be Akuma. Ashura Senku would be a really cool and unique homing attack, Shin Shoryuken would be fantastic for vertical distance, Hadoukens for aerial projectiles, and then activating Tatsumaki Kick while you're rising, like in Smash, would make your vertical momentum go crazy.

Ranking Smash bosses by how much I want them to be playable (i have nothing better to do today)

S: Petey Piranha, Rayquaza
A: Rathalos, Dracula, Ganon, Duon, Tabuu
Meh: Giga Bowser, the rhino guy, Marx, the hands, Porky
idk how it would work: Galeem, Darkhon, Master Core

I hate it when people pretend like Arzest is the reason Balan Wonderworld was bad because they're ignoring the literal criminal that directed it

at this point i don't even know why i don't write when i have time. it's not like i'm doing anything else i'm just like "nah"

Elite Smash tryhards have found a brand new strategy. Just got three stocked by a teabagging Falco a few times and afterwards got a friend request from a user called "so close!"

I'm not even mad, genuinely impressed at this new level of trolling.

My prediction is that we didn't see all of the new Sonic form in the Horizon trailer, and that this blue eyes Super Sonic is more of an in-between form that will take on new life within the fanbase, kinda like what Nazo was.

Ok a trump documentary would actually go really hard, this has been such an insane moment in history to live through.

Cyber Super Sonic is pretty hype, and a more fitting Supreme fight? Sick!

I have to wonder if maybe this is going to replace the ending of Sonic Frontiers (which was very obviously rushed) or if they're tacking it on at the end. In any case, it does feel like a full release of stuff they just didn't have the time for. Looking forward to it! Not that I play Frontiers much since I find it boring to look at, but once stage mods are more numerous I won't have to worry about that bit.

SRB2 Zone Builder was not fun today. Tried learning how to make a floating platform and only got a pillar that had a gap where the plat would be. Also, when I tried to take screenshots so that I could find help in the SRB2 server, it made the app crash.

Seriously have to restrain myself from letting the Bomb Rush Cyberfunk OST absolutely decimate my eardrums

the trans chess controversy makes me wonder why there's a gender divide at all in chess. Isn't a mental sport isn't it? Like I understand for football or boxing or whatever but for what reason is chess divided. I read somewhere that it's to encourage more women to play, but like...need I post the Knuckles clip?

fish and cheese go so well together. why does no one ever discuss this.

pistol shrimp would make for a cool sonic character tbh

This was in my recommended today
Feels like the start of an ARG

I adore the concept of Deathloop having an enemy who is actually controlled by another player. When I was a kid, I thought all the goombas and koopas were being controlled individually by Nintendo employees.

Do you guys actually type out the swears, or are you like me and you just type out the individual asteriks? I always get scared that leaving swears in my message when I post it will get me reported or something, even though it's censored.

Stardew Valley has literally overtaken my brain. I go outside and I'm confused because it's not spring. My clock displays times other than intervals of ten minutes. I check the date and apparently months are a thing?

Y'know how Overwatch had that Mercy skin where if you bought it, all the proceeds went to BCRF? I hope we have a job like that in Drifting Dimensions - you know, submit a skin and the organization its revenue will be donated to.

I saw a YouTube thumbnail of the ATSV ending and the title was "Miles is the Prowler" but I thought it said "Miles Tails Prower"

BRING BACK PAPER MARIO'S CRIMSON BRIM

Just had a little random xd dream. So IRL there's this fan artist I follow (JiggidyJakes) that is really funny and makes a lot of content around Mario/RWBY/DMC. Anyways this account was in the dream too and they started gaining a ton of traction until they eventually became semi-mainstream somehow. It got to the point where they became so popular that they opened a pop-up restauraunt at a comic con. It was sort of a meta-commentary on how the Twitter bird had died (in this dream universe, JiggidyJakes and many other fan-artists left Twitter to protest the bird's death) so the entire restaurant was a KFC parody. There were two menu items, a full plate of chicken/fries/biscuit or just a big chicken bowl. There were also only two drinks, a red one and a blue one. The blue one reminded me of Jones, which is this really good cane soda in North America that I highly recommend y'all seek out if you ever find yourself over here. Anyways the last two details I remember are:
A) the sauce was put on the chicken without you're asking, but even though it looked like buffalo sauce (gross) it was actually very sweet and only had a slight kick so I didn't mind much.
B) the TVs in the restaurant were playing random WatchMojo episodes, so I learned a lot about great European football players who initially sucked.

The reason I'm not getting hired by any employers is because God knows I'll be too strong when I can buy commissions

Is there anyone in the Nick Brawl threads who doesn't un-spoiler the leaks?

Been playing a ton of Stardew Valley recently, and YouTube recommended me a video called "ESSENTIAL mods that you NEED for Stardew Valley" and the mod in the thumbnail was one that gave a bunch of sprites a completely different artstyle

the kid cuisine pudding scared the **** out of me as a kid idk why

I feel bad for you rn

bring it on.

And make it double.

Prepare for trouble!

I've actually never seen the gamecube menu before. or the ps2 menu. or the original xbox menu. there's like way too many i've never seen i might binge them tomorrow who knows

someone should make a mod for SF6 where you can edit characters' likes and dislikes. someone's gotta spread the simpsons love.

i think about him a lot

okay learning that its basically impossible to get a flower dance in the first year of stardew valley was incredibly relieving. I genuinely thought I was doing something wrong or everyone just didn't like me

I saw "Today at _____" change to "Yesterday at ______" on SB in real time. Yep time to go to bed