Baysha

Cursed timeline where all of the non-smash platform fighters call strong attacks smash attacks because Smash Bros is called Super Strong Bros

People should make Youtube Poop-style things out of things that aren't videos. Like, we've already got YTPMVS, Soundclowns, and Siivagunner for music, but there should be like, Webcomic Poops and Twitter Poops and stuff.

Schools if they were designed by Reddit

Add assist trophies for fighters in Smash. (And don't have them not spawn when that character's being played. Just have them be an alt)

"You accidentally filled up all the bottles with naughty magazines?! How?! We're a booze company!"
"In fairness, the labels for both of those things are the same."

Worst type of Youtube reviewer criticism: "This is a [TYPE OF MEDIA] that's about [CONCEPT]. Let me repeat that for you, THIS IS A [TYPE OF MEDIA], THAT'S ABOUT [CONCEPT]!"

Smash Bros Brawl feels like it would've had the " " artstyle if it had the tech for it at the time

Accidentally in Love fans when the On Purpose in Love fans walk into the scene

I like to call the second most popular of things "The Luigi of [X]"

Smash Bros but it does the Minecraft mob vote for the fighters

I feel like Bye Bye There in Pizza Tower should've had the person doing the Hello There impression saying "Bye Bye There" at the end of the song

A show where a widely hated/obscure character shows up and everybody acts like they hate them/don't know who they are but it's for a widely beloved/well known character

I think it's kinda sweet how each generation's nostalgia has a bit of the previous generation's nostalgia baked into it.

(To the tune of "Party rockers in the house tonight")

When I was a kid I really hated this Pokemon and thought he was like the most evil thing ever and I wanted King Julien from Penguins of Madagascar to shoot him

Guys this is the new Smashboards feature totally 100%

Puns at the worst joke competition when they see "everyone who likes this media is a virgin" walk in

The only important things that happen in the US happen in Maine cause every other state is a secondary state

Currently making a memes roster and it's kinda funny how there can technically be "joke picks" by some Smash fans's definition.

Had a dream there was a big party at my college or some place I used to go to and when it was done I was really distressed because I lost my parents's phone numbers and didn't have any way to get home. I asked the party organizer guy and he just seemed annoyed said I could get a car but I told him I didn't know how to drive, he just said it wasn't that hard and I could drive without a license. There was a bit where I was trying to find a payphone and I found one in a fake castle but it was made out of snow. While I was walking around the party organizer guy came up to me with a solution involving hiding a robot in my hair. This solution somehow lead me to be in New York (but not New York City) and I was in a small blue garbage bucket that I could use to get around faster (oddly it didn't have wheels) and at one point a police officier stopped me and said I was going too fast.

There was also a subplot about Homer and Marge's wedding in the Simpsons where Marge meets the second Marge Homer keeps around, who was going to go get plastic surgery, and they fuse into some horrifying being that a bunch of firefighters encounter in a 90's American Nintendo commercial but it's from the monsters POV so you don't get to see what it looks like.

Then I was in a place that looked like the area around where I lived and I was in a car on a roof, after some nervous driving I decided to park. Then I woke up in-dream and asked my brother if he had seen the small blue garbage bucket and if he was particularly attached to it

Hold on guys, someone just posted a comment that said "Nintendo will take this down." on a Mario fangame! I gotta give that guy the Comedy Genius Award!

"It is said to never interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake. And buddy, I'm Luigi in a Mario Party minigame."

I really don't get the sentiment of "people should pay attention to the alternatives in this near-monopolized genre because then the main developers of the main game in the genre might get scared and make better games." Why not just play the alternatives if they're better games?

Widely hated cartoon episode: I love being on the TV!
Kyle from South Park's dad:

Surprise! I drew you as the handsome chad and myself as the ugly soyjack!

More old games should be like Doom and become open source. Even then, Doom wasn't that old when it became open, it just turned four barely a fortnight ago for the non-commerical license release.

New treat: The S'less

• Put two graham crackers on top of each other
• Heat them up however you like
• Done!

Mailman? Isn't that name kinda redundant?

Aw man, things were so much better in the good old days when [thing that still happens today just not as visible] happened

Pepperman with lyrics: Now it is the time Pepperman Strikes!
The Vigilantie with lyrics: You're gonna undergo Calzonification when I'm done with you pardner
The Noise with lyrics: I'll be Pumpin Hot Stuff on you to hear you scream cause I think that's funny
Fake Peppino with lyrics: Pizza Tower (2023) OST - PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS (Fake Peppino Boss Fight Theme)
Pizzaface with lyrics: I didn't think you'd get through the rest of my tower, this is an Unexpectancy Part 1
Pizzahead with lyrics: Surprise! I am an Unexpectancy Part 2
Peppino with lyrics: I am going to beat the **** out of everyone here. I bet this is an Unexpectancy Part 3 for all of you

It's honestly kinda wild how many subcommunities Minecraft has

Did you know? Water was invented when a restaurant customer complained there wasn't enough hydrogen in his oxygen no matter how much they put in. Annoyed by this, a chef decided to put 2 hydrogen for every oxygen, an unprecedented amount for the time. Surprisingly, the customer actually enjoyed this new drink. And that is the origin of water, America's favorite water.

The celebrities singing Imagine and the Green Day crowd singing Bohemian Rhapsody are basically the exact opposites of each other

People understandably get mad whenever in a thread about some issue the person who posted the thread just says "nvm fixed it" but it is also infuriating whenever someone is trying to do the same thing you are doing for a different reason and the solution works for their use case but not yours

I think people writing reboots of once popular serieses where the main character is a washed up loser should get mildy beat up