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The ULTIMATE Spam Us Database (A Compendium of Lulz)

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Rohins

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lol@letsdiscusssamusvssonicascharactersinaspamthread

I think you mean xyro got banned a bunch before you were mod because that's what I remember
 

Crystanium

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lol@letsdiscusssamusvssonicascharactersinaspamthread

I think you mean xyro got banned a bunch before you were mod because that's what I remember
Yeah, but he stopped when I made a spam thread about Super Samus, or some time before that. He just expressed it in that thread, and because of that thread, I became a moderator. No joke.
 

Cherry64

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Yeah, but he stopped when I made a spam thread about Super Samus, or some time before that. He just expressed it in that thread, and because of that thread, I became a moderator. No joke.
you got mod powers be cause xyro wanted someone to clean up the spam?? Lol I think I remember that thread actually.
 

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Bird Law Aficionado
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I don't even know what to say to that...

BTW I found another samus main, kinda tooled him but he's got talent. He'll become better than I am soon lol.
Why thank you. :chuckle:
Lol, no really. Who is it?
 

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Bird Law Aficionado
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I guess I could main Samus now. It sounds pretty fun. I've actually picked up Link for giggles.
I actually made a thread. o:

Ah well. You won Samus dittoes against me 3 months ago, lol.
 

Cherry64

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I guess I could main Samus now. It sounds pretty fun. I've actually picked up Link for giggles.
I actually made a thread. o:

Ah well. You won Samus dittos against me 3 months ago, lol.
Huh, Totalyl dont' recall that. Kinda cool though :)
Picking up samus eh? Lol good and bad idea, you'd have to spend a LOT of time on her. She's hard to actually use enough to do well with :(
 

Xyro77

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ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!


3rd SPAM ENTRY!! Prepare for another AMAZING POST BY THE legendary XyRo!!!!!!



Pictures:

So i found Tudor at a party..... http://www.demotivateus.com/posters...hope-it-stays-there-demotivational-poster.jpg
Female Gamers http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/female-gamers-xbox-demotivational-poster.jpg
Now i want a Hamburger..... http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/misspelling-it-still-matters-alot-demotivational-poster.jpg



Stories:

How many F words can you say for $49.99? http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/03/17/2518096.htm
Even death cannot save you from debt: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/03/15/2516544.htm
Wow, this guy is stupid: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/03/08/2510539.htm

BONUS STORY: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511359,00.html


Videos

Reason why Rohins lost his hair: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn84cY&NR=1
This time, i caught HIVE dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM
Tudor's theme song(please re-watch to fully understand): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM







See ya next time!
 

Cherry64

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[Lol. You should uploadz moar pik-tors next time :) they are Easily the best :p

nice post though. well worth the wait ;)

OH! my buddy is getting recording equip so I'll prolly have a few vids up soon, for you all to laugh and destroy my pride :)


Kinda looking forward to it actually
 

Hive

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ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!


3rd SPAM ENTRY!! Prepare for another AMAZING POST BY THE legendary XyRo!!!!!!



Pictures:

So i found Tudor at a party..... http://www.demotivateus.com/posters...hope-it-stays-there-demotivational-poster.jpg
Female Gamers http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/female-gamers-xbox-demotivational-poster.jpg
Now i want a Hamburger..... http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/misspelling-it-still-matters-alot-demotivational-poster.jpg



Stories:

How many F words can you say for $49.99? http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/03/17/2518096.htm
Even death cannot save you from debt: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/03/15/2516544.htm
Wow, this guy is stupid: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/03/08/2510539.htm

BONUS STORY: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511359,00.html


Videos

Reason why Rohins lost his hair: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn84cY&NR=1
This time, i caught HIVE dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM
Tudor's theme song(please re-watch to fully understand): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM







See ya next time!
lol i was trying to copy your aerobics video from a while back ^^ guess i just can't compete :p
 

Smash_Gigas

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Dryn said:
Also, I can't make anyone a moderator.
Dryn, I know what you can do. You've got connections now.
Chozo connections. *Points to Gravity Suit upgrade in avatar.* I remember when you had the Varia Suit. Grant us the Ice Beam.

Xyro77 said:
[Hive dancing]
What made me laugh was how she takes everything down with her nearly tearing apart the room, hahah.
 

Crystanium

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Comment that blog. Lol
Ravin, someone is calling you out, saying that Hive should be the Dark Lesbian. You two should work things out or something, since both of you use the Dark Suit Samus. Maybe you'll get to be the Dark Lesbian, since you called it first. I know n00b will be the Salmon Lesbian. :laugh:
 

Cherry64

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n00b will be the lesbian that likes pink. :)
Interprit how you will.

Does anyone on here actually Play blue Samus? If not then we could give it to CREWS. He's the only one I know, not sure how good he is though

EDIT: Sorry n00b I will forever play as Pink samus
 

Crystanium

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n00b will be the lesbian that likes pink. :)
Interprit how you will.

Does anyone on here actually Play blue Samus? If not then we could give it to CREWS. He's the only one I know, not sure how good he is though

EDIT: Sorry n00b I will forever play as Pink samus
n00b is going to have to fight HugS for that title. HugS just claimed the salmon color.
 

n00b

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n00b is going to have to fight HugS for that title. HugS just claimed the salmon color.
I didn't have to fight HugS for HugS Suit Samus.. I was using his suit at Will's Backyard Brawl a few months back, wearing my original z-air tag. He asked me why I was using his color (he mains ROB now) so I told him he wasn't using it, so I decided to keep the pink Samus alive for SoCal. He said that would be a problem, because the only pink Samus to hold down for SoCal should be HugS, and since he's retired from melee, the suit itself is retired. I asked him, "What are we gonna do, then?" And we came to a compromise -- I get to wear HugS suit Samus, but I had to lose my z-air tag and now, whenever I play pink Samus, I have to wear HugS's tag. You can see it in my matches vs j4pu and xoxokev.. haha.

That's the story behind that!
 

Crystanium

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I didn't have to fight HugS for HugS Suit Samus.. I was using his suit at Will's Backyard Brawl a few months back, wearing my original z-air tag. He asked me why I was using his color (he mains ROB now) so I told him he wasn't using it, so I decided to keep the pink Samus alive for SoCal. He said that would be a problem, because the only pink Samus to hold down for SoCal should be HugS, and since he's retired from melee, the suit itself is retired. I asked him, "What are we gonna do, then?" And we came to a compromise -- I get to wear HugS suit Samus, but I had to lose my z-air tag and now, whenever I play pink Samus, I have to wear HugS's tag. You can see it in my matches vs j4pu and xoxokev.. haha.

That's the story behind that!
That's cool. You used the tag when you and I brawled as well. It's like reading something from a comic book. You have Jay Garrick, who was originally The Flash, and then Barry Allen is endowed with super-speed after a bolt of lightning shattered some chemicals that land on him. He picks up the name, "The Flash" after his comic hero, Jay Garrick.

the z-air tag is cooler imo... i use it along with pink samus whenever ur not looking :lick:
The "z-air" tag was also used by Orichalcum, a European Samus main. When he showed some of his videos on here, I thought he was fighting n00b. I think n00b was also confused.
 

Bimz

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pretty sure i claimed purp suit samus back during super metroid.

sry man. :(

you can still be a lezbo though!
 

Crystanium

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I'm Serious About This

I understand what might be thought of about me after I post this, but I need to be serious on this situation. I've let this thread run for thirteen pages. I even left a few posts in here. I'm guilty like everyone else, but the way this looks on me is probably magnified versus the rest of you. For some time I let people here talk and let this thread be a general discussion or whatever. However, I cannot allow this any longer. It's kind of been bothering me, to be honest. So, what am I to do? I'm actually thinking about locking this thread. I know, I'm taking away everyones fun.

I said it before, but the general discussion is for things like Social Chat and stuff. I do not know what happened to our Samus XatChat, but I don't see why we cannot use this and/or a Social Group to talk about life or the funny stuff that has happened when brawling with your friends. I am in two Social Groups. I was invited to these because I was granted modhood, and it has been at least a month, and we have nineteen pages. That's good, considering the Social Group was made on March 5, 2009. Also, we kind of went dead on discussing the important stuff.
 

Ravin

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its a lot harder to focus on a "Xchat" I believe this is a better solution then making us go to a social group or "offsite" chat. This thread has killed a lot of spam threads and brought the boards more at ease. I would strongly suggest allowing the rule to be broken under "Special" circumstances. I do not believe closing this board would be a positive inpact at all, but rather a lot of people would leave or be discouraged once more.

Just my IMO.

Edit - Why is my name green?
 

Kinzer

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April Fool's.

Dryn, at least leave this thread open until April Fool's is over.
 

Crystanium

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Ravin said:
its a lot harder to focus on a "Xchat" I believe this is a better solution then making us go to a social group or "offsite" chat. This thread has killed a lot of spam threads and brought the boards more at ease. I would strongly suggest allowing the rule to be broken under "Special" circumstances. I do not believe closing this board would be a positive inpact at all, but rather a lot of people would leave or be discouraged once more.

Just my IMO.

Edit - Why is my name green?
A Social Group isn't offsite, though, and this thread hasn't killed off other spam threads. Funnily, the Peach board has an offline section to chat, as well as a XatChat. This thread has only brought spam into one area. This means that you guys are still being allowed to spam, even though it isn't allowed. I cleaned up the unnecessary threads, and it reduced before people started begging me to let spam roam. As for the people leaving, tell me why they left. Was it because they actually cared for this board, or because they wanted to spam for fun?
 

n00b

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April Fool's.

Dryn, at least leave this thread open until April Fool's is over.
It's not even April in California yet. Dryn isn't the type to joke even in the spirit of a pseudoholiday. From my personal experience with him, he's just a plain ol' jerk killjoy.

Fortunately for the future of the Samus boards, the SWF staff has appointed me as the newest moderator (as indicated by my red name and awesomely truthful user title). I made my argument about why some social lulz are necessary to the boards to reduce hostility and promote a community identity as a collective of competitive gamers.. and they liked what they heard.

I hope everyone is as excited as I am to spam all the way to 2010.
 

DelxDoom

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I didn't know we had a General discussion thread.

I just use this thread to post non-metagame Samus stuff.
 
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