The ULTIMATE Spam Us Database (A Compendium of Lulz)

[Crystanium]

Dryn likes Juste

No one-liners, please.

Dryn doesn't like Juste. Juste doesn't like Dryn. Juste doesn't like Juste. Praxis never got around to changing my name back.

 

[n00b]

Oh
Sorry
About
the
One
Liner

 

[Xyro77]

KA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!


This spam update was broght to you by, Diarrhea Remix! You can either love it or shove it!!!!!!



Pictures:

Your good in bed!! Where did you learn your stuff?? http://www.demotivateus.com/posters...educational-process-demotivational-poster.jpg
Why do i like this pic? http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/no-sense-demotivational-poster.jpg
Hive works at.......... http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/hooters-hottie-demotivational-poster.jpg


Stories:

Your not as tough as this guy!!!! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510117,00.html
Are willing to try a new sport??? http://www.indopedia.org/Dwarf_tossing.html
The Greatest DA of all time??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_M._Smith


Videos

I was abused when i was a baby...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ6yHBVuZfo
OMG! I caught n00b singing(and dancing) at his house!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suQNNY1ocoY
The NATURAL wombo combo..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr26BIoOFnw







See ya next time!

 

[n00b]

^ I was actually worried because I *do* have bad videos of me dancing on my YouTube.. lol

extra spam because of one liners in a spam thread -_-

 

[DelxDoom]

Looking forward to the Super Diddy Combo vid, and for Melee, Taj's ShadowClaw 3, and Wobble's BiPolar

=]

Samus Combos:
bombo combo
broiler
windmill of fury
???

 

[n00b]

rohins combo
3:16 combo
xyro combo

 

[Xyro77]

rohins combo
3:16 combo
xyro combo

ken combo
tgm combo
wombo combo

 

[Rohins]

I bet xyro don't even know the original rohins combo. That **** was raw.

I REMEMBER THAT TGM COMBO THOUGH

 

[Cherry64]

Lol I finally got around to looking at those pictures, and wouldn't it be nice if Hive actually looked like that. Man that'd be too awesome lol.

 

[n00b]

We get it, you have a crush on Hive..

 

[Xyro77]

Lol I finally got around to looking at those pictures, and wouldn't it be nice if Hive actually looked like that. Man that'd be too awesome lol.

HiVE DOES LOOK LIKE THAT.....except better! The pic i put up wa the CLOSEST thing to her real life pic.

We get it, you have a crush on Hive..

I had the crush first. GET IN LINE.........

 

[Cherry64]

Lol totally unconditionally in freakin' love.

 

[Crystanium]

We get it, you have a crush on Hive..

Haha! That was funny!

I had the crush first. GET IN LINE.........

*ahem* Excuse me. This is no laughing matter.
Maybe.

 

[Cherry64]

Haha! That was funny!



*ahem* Excuse me. This is no laughing matter.
Maybe.

Wasn't that funny guys
If she does look like that, then I totally have a crush.

 

[Xyro77]

Lol totally unconditionally in freakin' love.

oh ****!!!! ok geez, you can have her.

Hive, my sweet! I tried to fight for you(but that guys is head over heels for you)

Haha! That was funny!



*ahem* Excuse me. This is no laughing matter.
Maybe.

did you not see what cherry just said? back off,son....

Spoiler

*wonders how hive will handle this situation*

 

[Crystanium]

oh ****!!!! ok geez, you can have her.

Hive, my sweet! I tried to fight for you(but that guys is head over heels for you)




did you not see what cherry just said? back off,son....

Spoiler

*wonders how hive will handle this situation*

Haha! Why do I need to back off? What did I do?
[color=1f1f1]Why use a spoiler tag when you can have invisible text?[/color]

 

[Xyro77]

Haha! Why do I need to back off? What did I do?
[color=1f1f1]Why use a spoiler tag when you can have invisible text?[/color]

cause i want my spoilers to be obvious

 

[Xyro77]

Wasn't that funny guys
If she does look like that, then I totally have a crush.

she looks a bit better than that. and you can trust me cause i STAYED the night at her house(and it was SWEET) for WCSL back in december. Me and her even teamed(we were called the Z-air Bears)

ask n00b. he saw me with her

but relax, i wont hog her. shes all yours

 

[n00b]

yeah yeah cute couple w/e, you guys still stole z-air bears from rohins and me.

z-air bears = <3 forever

 

[Cherry64]

she looks a bit better than that. and you can trust me cause i STAYED the night at her house(and it was SWEET) for WCSL back in december. Me and her even teamed(we were called the Z-air Bears)

ask n00b. he saw me with her

but relax, i wont hog her. shes all yours

True love conquers All!
Lucky you lol.

 

[Xyro77]

True love conquers All!
Lucky you lol.

it was only for that weekend

you and her can have the rest of yalls lives together if you play your cards right.

 

[Rohins]

yeah yeah cute couple w/e, you guys still stole z-air bears from rohins and me.

z-air bears = <3 forever

Don't worry, our z-air bear team was true love. That fake z-air bear ish between xyro and hive was just dirty lust.

 

[Xyro77]

Don't worry, our z-air bear team was true love. That fake z-air bear ish between xyro and hive was just dirty lust.

lust becomes love eventually.

cherry, take notes........

 

[Cherry64]

Oh I am I got it right here "Lust becomes love eventually"
so apparently I need to work out...

 

[Crystanium]

she looks a bit better than that. and you can trust me cause i STAYED the night at her house(and it was SWEET) for WCSL back in december. Me and her even teamed(we were called the Z-air Bears)

ask n00b. he saw me with her

but relax, i wont hog her. shes all yours

Try not to double post in the future, Xyro.

As for Z-air Bears, pfft. Samus is supposed to be tough, not cute. That's why IsmaR and I, when we teamed up, called ourselves The Chozo Warriors! We got third place.

cherry, take notes........

Haha!

 

[Xyro77]

Spoiler

Hive, before you read ANY MORE, im sorry!

Oh I am I got it right here "Lust becomes love eventually"
so apparently I need to work out...

well actually..........

1. i do not work out and yet shes was showin me her........down+B(both of them). So i conclude shes obviously not into the men with muscles

2. I have glasses(cause me contacts arnt in yet) and she was rubbin all over my.........Z-air(fully extended,mind you). So i know she liks the semi to fully nerdy looking guys.

3. I spit and drool alot when i talk and she STILL let me............F-smash her all night! So obviously her standards are quite relaxed.


so yea write this **** down son and GET TO WORK on that HIVE!










Dryn: sorry i double posted.....

 

[Crystanium]

LMAO!

Hive is going to enter this thread and see what you guys wrote. I'll be laughing still while this happens!

 

[Cherry64]

Spoiler

Hive, before you read ANY MORE, im sorry!

well actually..........

1. i do not work out and yet shes was showin me her........down+B(both of them). So i conclude shes obviously not into the men with muscles

2. I have glasses(cause me contacts arnt in yet) and she was rubbin all over my.........Z-air(fully extended,mind you). So i know she liks the semi to fully nerdy looking guys.

3. I spit and drool alot when i talk and she STILL let me............F-smash her all night! So obviously her standards are quite relaxed.


so yea write this **** down son and GET TO WORK on that HIVE!










Dryn: sorry i double posted.....

Lmao. Those are also going in the notes.
am not enjoying the thought of Huive seeing this lol. Ah well. What can you do being the ONLY girl that talks to us Samus mains.

 

[n00b]

she was rubbin all over my.........Z-air(fully extended,mind you).

DEAR GOD

10deargods

 

[-Crews-]

o my effin god lol, hive where are you????????!!!!!!!

 

[Rohins]

While all you been busy talkin, Hive's been at my place givin me some of that sweet spot bair...what?

 

[Jasona]

this thread is going downhill fast, even for a spam thread

i figure its about time for me to join in. so recently i realized that i have scary blue eyes. they're usually light blue, but when the light hits them they get really deep blue. i took a picture and use it as my cell phone wallpaper. every time i open my phone, those eyes weird me out
my reflection startles me, lol

 

[Crystanium]

this thread is going downhill fast, even for a spam thread

Yeah, seriously.

i figure its about time for me to join in. so recently i realized that i have scary blue eyes. they're usually light blue, but when the light hits them they get really deep blue. i took a picture and use it as my cell phone wallpaper. every time i open my phone, those eyes weird me out
my reflection startles me, lol

Strange. My hair becomes dark when I go in the shade, but it's lighter when I walk into sunlight or any light, really.
[color=1f1f1]Sarcasm. Hehe.[/color]
Speaking of light and eyes, the invisible man would be blind, because there isn't any light passing through his eyes.

 

[Hive]

......

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0.0 <-<traumatized>

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OMFG XYRO, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! <.<
and how the **** did you guys manage to turn her ENTIRE aresenal into sexual puns!!??? (rohins, you too?!) T.T
No, starting now your lives are all forfeit (all your base belong to me). And xryo, since I can't reach you, I will have to call you allan the samus wizard for the rest of you life. i promise it!





no, pleading won't save you now. <.<

edit: and for every game sago plays as metaknight.... a kitten WILL die! (yes sago, play samus... or else!)

edit: grrr, i'm going to find a way to get back at you guys for this!
seriously, please stop though :/

 

[Crystanium]

......

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0.0 <-<traumatized>

.....

OMFG XYRO, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! <.<

I laughed when I got to this part. I haven't even read the rest yet. *goes to read the rest now*

and how the **** did you guys manage to turn her ENTIRE aresenal into sexual puns!!??? (rohins, you too?!) T.T

I didn't partake in any of this. I just sat back and laughed my head off. And Xyro does have a way with words. LMAO!

 

[Xyro77]

I didn't partake in any of this. I just sat back and laughed my head off. And Xyro does have a way with words. LMAO!

Hive, do you see whats going on? Dryn is a mod now and he can edit posts. He MADE our posts say what they said. I had nothing to do with it.




hive, are you mad?

 

[Crystanium]

Hive, do you see whats going on? Dryn is a mod now and he can edit posts. He MADE our posts say what they said. I had nothing to do with it.




hive, are you mad?

Haha! Yeah right! It would say who last edited the post! There's no fooling anyone with that trick.

 

[Xyro77]

Haha! Yeah right! It would say who last edited the post! There's no fooling anyone with that trick.

ARGH!

Me plan has FAILED!!!!!!!!


new subject, please!

 

[Rohins]

You all know how to ruin the first legit subject on the samus boards since brawl came out *sigh*

 

[Ravin]

I guess Hive should have said "How Dair you Xyro"


Edit - How does Samus get out of D3's CG?