The ULTIMATE Spam Us Database (A Compendium of Lulz)

[n00b]

Edit - How does Samus get out of D3's CG?

I don't know, how does she?

The punchline better be good, or else you're banned from this threak.

 

[Cherry64]

Lolzies. Good times.

Yes I'd like to know how to get out of that too Pwease

EDIT:

me too T.T DSF is really mean to us samuses lol.

I think sean was probably the hardest for me though

while we are leaving THAT subject... Apparently I'm not as good as sean

 

[Hive]

while we are leaving THAT subject... Apparently I'm not as good as sean

@cherry- ? wait, what? @.@ when did i say anything about you and sean, cherry?

(edit: i was talking about mks i played lol ^^ sean was harder to play for me personally although, that doesn't necessarily mean he's better either ^^, samus is a weird matchup like that, its not indicative of player skill all that much, a lot of it is matchup exp. ^^ )

 

[Cherry64]

@cherry- ? wait, what? @.@ when did i say anything about you and sean, cherry?

(edit: i was talking about mks i played lol ^^ sean was harder to play for me personally although, that doesn't necessarily mean he's better either ^^, samus is a weird matchup like that, its not indicative of player skill all that much, a lot of it is matchup exp. ^^ )

Lol I meant something along other lines than that, But we can get off that topic now haha.

 

[Xyro77]

I guess Hive should have said "How Dair you Xyro"


Edit - How does Samus get out of D3's CG?

you mash like crazy but it generally doesnt work. thats why the match up is about 80-20



i think hive is more mad at dryn for editing my posts and adding that bad stuff.

Hive, it wasnt me.

 

[Ravin]

<_< I saw a post i /think/ Dryn said "Samus can get out of D3's CG"

And its not 80/20.

 

[xoxokev]

hey i figured out a way to up+B out of shield with tap jump off

 

[Crystanium]

<_< I saw a post i /think/ Dryn said "Samus can get out of D3's CG"

And its not 80/20.

Yeah, Samus can get out of King Dedede's infinite chain-grab. Just hold the R button after you select Samus, or just press up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down real fast on the d-pad. It works wonders. In fact, I beat King Dedede today with Samus just by doing that. We were on Pictochat.

 

[Xyro77]

<_< I saw a post i /think/ Dryn said "Samus can get out of D3's CG"

And its not 80/20.

dryn was being sarcastic(aka switch to ZS to get out of the CG).

and yes it really is 80-20 in ddd favor. You obviously dont play good ddds

 

[n00b]

hey i figured out a way to up+B out of shield with tap jump off

nobody cares and you lose invincibility frames anyway

 

[Ravin]

dryn was being sarcastic(aka switch to ZS to get out of the CG).

and yes it really is 80-20 in ddd favor. You obviously dont play good ddds

Yeah I do. Youd also note they dont depend on grabs to beat you. Its mostly a mixture of Bair and Wad spam ontop of CGing for an opening. So seriously. Stop degrading people. You don't know what people do.


@ Dryn - :/ QQ

 

[Xyro77]

Yeah I do. Youd also note they dont depend on grabs to beat you. Its mostly a mixture of Bair and Wad spam ontop of CGing for an opening. So seriously. Stop degrading people. You don't know what people do.


@ Dryn - :/ QQ

good ddds will spam to counter your spam and then power shield the rest for grabs. they only use bair to stop you from stalling or recovering. its 80-20 or 95-5(if infinite is allowed)

 

[Sago]

i go pretty close with both atomsk and lain, the trick if to camp them out pretty hard and trust me samus can outcamp a d3

 

[Crystanium]

i go pretty close with both atomsk and lain, the trick if to camp them out pretty hard and trust me samus can outcamp a d3

Ipse dixit.

Waddle Dee and/or Waddle Doo interrupt Homing and Super Missiles, as well as the Charge Shot. It's a bit difficult to beat King Dedede because of this. Also, once you're grabbed, you're done for.

 

[Popertop]

why does Dryn provide matchup advice, even though he doesn't have tourney experience?

 

[Crystanium]

why does Dryn provide matchup advice, even though he doesn't have tourney experience?

Because, I have match-up experience. I don't need to attend a tournament to give advice. That's just a special pleading waiting to happen.

 

[DelxDoom]

I am disappointed at lack of nair/sex kick discussion when reading 40 posts ago

 

[Ravin]

Lol No matchups are that bad. You can even ask the D3 mains. ;P Sorry Xyro.

 

[DelxDoom]

k someone help me out.

Make a bombo combo video:

" up smash..."
"oh, poor chozo"
"HAPPY FSMASH! BOMBO COMBO!"
"that ain't melee"
"oh that ain't melee"

and ... that ain't melee

._.

 

[Xyro77]

Lol No matchups are that bad. You can even ask the D3 mains. ;P Sorry Xyro.

do you actually play smash?

pika vs fox
zs vs fox
ddd vs dk
ddd vs wolf
metaknight vs falcon


now tell me those are NOT 80-20


no wonder colorado sucks

 

[Crystanium]

no wonder colorado sucks

That's unnecessary, Xyro. Try to refrain from that in the future.

 

[Ravin]

IM sorry Xyro. Did I push a nerve? DK vs D3 is that way because it is forced close combat. I believe this isn't a matchup or debate thread for this, but Samus does have a camping game. I could also swear I play smash by coming to a website named Smashboards.com

I donno. Just a hint.

 

[Xyro77]

That's unnecessary, Xyro. Try to refrain from that in the future.

alright alright. match up stuff goes in the match up thread

 

[Cherry64]

Yay good stuff Xyro's toning down the xyro.
totally played Melee today, and went samus and her Z air Blows. any tipss?

 

[Xyro77]

Yay good stuff Xyro's toning down the xyro.
totally played Melee today, and went samus and her Z air Blows. any tipss?

please no melee talk. we gotta get you a girl, mate! Hive is your number one but who is your number 2 and 3

send them this video. it will surely make them fall for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DijIsleIRfY

 

[Jasona]

i just read through this entire thread
there are female samus players? here? i remember back in the days of melee, they were really rare. if they've made it into the samus forums, then they must be everywhere... now i'm gonna look at the other half of the worlds population totally different. now anyone could be a smasher!
maybe now i can start to remove the negativity from "beaten by a girl" and "playing like a girl."
they WERE everywhere, but NOW... they're HERE!
roflmao

 

[Cherry64]

please no melee talk. we gotta get you a girl, mate! Hive is your number one but who is your number 2 and 3

send them this video. it will surely make them fall for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DijIsleIRfY

Sorry to say I've already gots me a girly friend
aha sorry bout that. Just frustrated at her sucky-ness in both melee and brawl
Lol @ your campyness in that video. ROB never stood a chance.
but say I DIDN'T have a gf, would I tell her that was me? and that I pwn n00bs at video games?

 

[Xyro77]

but say I DIDN'T have a gf, would I tell her that was me? and that I pwn n00bs at video games?

HECK YEA! you tell them that you go to tournaments(gaming compititions) that are filled with HOT, SWEATY, OVERWEIGHT men where Deodorant is banned. Also, tell her your a GUY that plays a GIRL chararcter and SOMETIMES you look at naked pics of that girl character online. She will find this very very romantic and then IMMEDIATELY take her clothes off and both of you will have the best................





so yea thats what you do. well at least thats what XYRO does.

 

[n00b]

Yea I walk up to girls like "Hey, I'm Bernard. I got a 2002 join date on SWF and I'm the best Samus in SoCal. I beat LeePuff. Call me?"

and if they try to run away I hit 'em with my tipper zair

 

[Ravin]

You cant hit them with the tip. Its has to be the whole thing. And go threw about three of them. While they are stuned you hit them with a smash missile for a finisher. You could even try to MC to get more shots off in hopes to stun them in awe with your AT's.

Okay... I need to stop

 

[DelxDoom]

._. geez you guys

k someone help me out.

Make a bombo combo video:

" up smash..."
"oh, poor chozo"
"HAPPY FSMASH! BOMBO COMBO!"
"that ain't melee"
"oh that ain't melee"

and ... that ain't melee

._.

 

[Crystanium]

._. geez you guys

I'm not sure what you're asking. :/ Maybe you can be more specific?

 

[Cherry64]

do you eman like a team battle bomb combo..?
like you bomb, then I bomb, then you bomb and I bomb..? till eventually we rack up enough damage and hit him with an F smash on either side? and he dies??

even if you didn't mean that, that sounds wicked :D

 

[DelxDoom]

no, bombo combo is up b to superwavedash

but this ain't melee

 

[n00b]

that ain't melee.
bombo combo is more like

"...UP throw.
OH
OHHH
*down b*
...oh."

 

[RenegadeRaven]

ATTENTION SAMUS MAINS! >XO!

Us Sonics are currently in a discussion about Sonic vs. Samus.

Now don't take this the wrong way, it's far from the ordinary match up discussion. What we are trying to do is compare Sonic as a character to other characters on the roster so that we may prove that Sonic is truly better than such character and should be moved above them on the tier list. This of course taking into account the current meta-game of both characters.

We start with Samus because she's right above us on the list. We hope that you can come and shed some light on your character and disprove us. Because who knows a character better than their beloved mains. =D

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=226950

We really hope you guys come, and maybe start your own discussions about Samus in your boards if you all think she should move up.

 

[Crystanium]

I don't think we Samus mains care enough to discuss why Samus is better than Sonic or vice versa. Then again, this is only the second announcement.

 

[hyperstation]

DRYNMOD? WTF?!

Dryn be eatin' up spammy threads like it's nuffin. The Samus boards will never be the same...xyro's been castrated.

RIP BROILER

<3 Dryn don't hurt me

 

[Crystanium]

DRYNMOD? WTF?!

Dryn be eatin' up spammy threads like it's nuffin. The Samus boards will never be the same...xyro's been castrated.

RIP BROILER

<3 Dryn don't hurt me

Actually, Xyro stopped with the spamming before I became a moderator. It's almost coincidental.

 

[n00b]

This is partially Xyro's fault, lol. But he sees his misguided ways, as well as Dryn, and with my undying effort to preserve the lulz we've reached this semilulzy middle ground of quarantined spam.

but while you were gone, many Samus mains left and Sago mains metaknight.