Pluvia
Hates Semicolons<br>;
The fact that none of you noticed she's a man within 2 seconds of looking at that first pic makes me sad.
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camerino1
Smash Lord
Does that mean that you are attracted to man legs?
DoH
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Straight?
Pikaville
Pikaville returns 10 years later.
The only stereotypically gay thing I like is gay sex.
DoH
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@Sentinel
da K.I.D.
Smash Hero
Lol@ someone calling DoH straight.
camerino1
Smash Lord
I'm just going to assume every person on this site is gay.
Peeze
Smash Master
I assume everyone on this site is massively overweight and has respiratory problems.
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Smash Lord
LOL I am not gay but I am sure that there's a really high % of Gay people in Smashboards.
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lol this Tuesday something so random happened, I was on facebook like I tend to be online at 6pm this girl adds me. She had a anime picture in her profile picture, I was like " hmm who is this?" just accepted the add request out of curiosity.
Later She talked to me via chat and asked me if I was on UNE( the abbreviation of my college) and I told her yes. She then tells me I am there and I am like O___o WTH. Then she goes and tells me: I am the girl that you always open the door to since a Year... I am like WHAT DA HELL!! is happening. I am like " really? O__O" so we chatted like 1 hour or 2 hours, I went offline and told to encounter next day (wednesday) in the front door. We did so and LOL it was true... I am always distracted on my way to the classroom. Opening the SAME ****ING door to the same person EVERY DAY at college is so ****ING RANDOM.
How did she knew my name? :S no idea and in my profile picture I don't look that much like I go dressed to college :S I don't even have the same glasses.
long story short: a lot of coincidences and I made a friend. Also she's cute
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lol this Tuesday something so random happened, I was on facebook like I tend to be online at 6pm this girl adds me. She had a anime picture in her profile picture, I was like " hmm who is this?" just accepted the add request out of curiosity.
Later She talked to me via chat and asked me if I was on UNE( the abbreviation of my college) and I told her yes. She then tells me I am there and I am like O___o WTH. Then she goes and tells me: I am the girl that you always open the door to since a Year... I am like WHAT DA HELL!! is happening. I am like " really? O__O" so we chatted like 1 hour or 2 hours, I went offline and told to encounter next day (wednesday) in the front door. We did so and LOL it was true... I am always distracted on my way to the classroom. Opening the SAME ****ING door to the same person EVERY DAY at college is so ****ING RANDOM.
How did she knew my name? :S no idea and in my profile picture I don't look that much like I go dressed to college :S I don't even have the same glasses.
long story short: a lot of coincidences and I made a friend. Also she's cute
Peeze
Smash Master
That's actually a really nice story.
Make sure you tell her you want to impregnate
Make sure you tell her you want to impregnate
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Smash Lord
idk if this counts as spam but LMAO
You already made this joke, get some new material.
da K.I.D.
Smash Hero
i decided long ago that I was just going to assume every person on this site was a caucasian male between the ages of 15 and 25. Guess i can just go ahead and add gay to that list.
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As a matter of fact, opening your door to the same girl everyday you have class for an entire year is actually the EXACT OPPOSITE of random.
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As a matter of fact, opening your door to the same girl everyday you have class for an entire year is actually the EXACT OPPOSITE of random.
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Smash Lord
I don't have a class with her, I don't take classes with her. Is the door to one of the buildings of the college lol which has a LOT of classrooms.
Peeze
Smash Master
Made it twice already. Stop stalking.
Pikaville
Pikaville returns 10 years later.
I lol'd both times.
I'm gay years old and what is this?
Also I think I need to get some. I'm obviously subconsciously frustrated because sexual themes keep popping into my dreams really overtly. Honestly it's weird because it's not like I've been actively not trying to get laid, but it isn't exactly high on my priority list.
I think I should do something soon though before I have a particularly raunchy dream and wake up to a big boy's bed wetting.
Also I think I need to get some. I'm obviously subconsciously frustrated because sexual themes keep popping into my dreams really overtly. Honestly it's weird because it's not like I've been actively not trying to get laid, but it isn't exactly high on my priority list.
I think I should do something soon though before I have a particularly raunchy dream and wake up to a big boy's bed wetting.
Kanelol
Smash Lord
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She's so cute :333
I forgot how fun it was to do the whole "new relationship" thing
Also, big boy's bed wetting :|
She's so cute :333
I forgot how fun it was to do the whole "new relationship" thing
Also, big boy's bed wetting :|
Mota
"The snake, knowing itself, strikes swiftly"
At the age of 18, I'm not actively looking for a relationship. Always been on the side of being free to fool around.
Have never really been in an official relationship. The closest was being with a girl for about 6 months, hooking up, hanging out, cosplay, all that jazz. We were more just bed buddies then anything, personally I was more into her twin sister and we were mad flirty haha but that's a different story.
That was about 3 years ago. My mindset on relationships was still the same until I met a girl (I'll call Tess) at my friends party. This was the first in a long time that I considered actually settling down and pursuing a relationship. Pretty partial to wavy brunettes, funny, happy, similar movie and music tastes, mad awesome and a confidant person. Tess and I talked, laughed all night, exploring and probing each others interests and lives.
When it came to crashing the night, she stripped to her bra and panties and laid spread eagle haha, what really hooked me was when a couple of the drunker guys were outside arguing loudly about "film makers and engineers, who was more important to society", she'd walk out semi naked and tell em to STFU!!!
The faces were priceless.
We ended up sleeping on the same bed next to each other, however there was 3 in the bed, another guy. I was in the middle bwhaha, so the whole -"You're sleeping between a hot girl and a gay dude, you're all naked, who do you turn your back to"- question thing almost applies. There was about 7 people crashing in that bedroom, 4 on the floor. We cuddled a bit, played with hair, but went no further, not from a lack of trying on my part believe me. Talked some and sang songs. In the morning the drunk guys saw her in her undergarments and mind you she's very fit, were all wide eyed and looking at me next to her, giving me verbal high5s, & asking how was it? *facepalm* she was right there...all assumed we had hooked up, we laughed it off.
I did like her, only problem was she had a boyfriend, which I hadn't known about til the morning XD we got on well though and planned to hang out and get matching green contacts lol. Then just yesterday my mate told me she planned on breaking up with her bf of 2 years because of Uni causing them to be long distance. I'm going all out the next time we hang if that's the case, pump that attraction, see what happens. All this occured about a week and a bit ago.
Any tips for dating lol, I haven't been on anything I'd consider a real date in yonks, that's one thing hooking up doesn't teach you
Have never really been in an official relationship. The closest was being with a girl for about 6 months, hooking up, hanging out, cosplay, all that jazz. We were more just bed buddies then anything, personally I was more into her twin sister and we were mad flirty haha but that's a different story.
That was about 3 years ago. My mindset on relationships was still the same until I met a girl (I'll call Tess) at my friends party. This was the first in a long time that I considered actually settling down and pursuing a relationship. Pretty partial to wavy brunettes, funny, happy, similar movie and music tastes, mad awesome and a confidant person. Tess and I talked, laughed all night, exploring and probing each others interests and lives.
When it came to crashing the night, she stripped to her bra and panties and laid spread eagle haha, what really hooked me was when a couple of the drunker guys were outside arguing loudly about "film makers and engineers, who was more important to society", she'd walk out semi naked and tell em to STFU!!!
The faces were priceless.
We ended up sleeping on the same bed next to each other, however there was 3 in the bed, another guy. I was in the middle bwhaha, so the whole -"You're sleeping between a hot girl and a gay dude, you're all naked, who do you turn your back to"- question thing almost applies. There was about 7 people crashing in that bedroom, 4 on the floor. We cuddled a bit, played with hair, but went no further, not from a lack of trying on my part believe me. Talked some and sang songs. In the morning the drunk guys saw her in her undergarments and mind you she's very fit, were all wide eyed and looking at me next to her, giving me verbal high5s, & asking how was it? *facepalm* she was right there...all assumed we had hooked up, we laughed it off.
I did like her, only problem was she had a boyfriend, which I hadn't known about til the morning XD we got on well though and planned to hang out and get matching green contacts lol. Then just yesterday my mate told me she planned on breaking up with her bf of 2 years because of Uni causing them to be long distance. I'm going all out the next time we hang if that's the case, pump that attraction, see what happens. All this occured about a week and a bit ago.
Any tips for dating lol, I haven't been on anything I'd consider a real date in yonks, that's one thing hooking up doesn't teach you
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Mota
"The snake, knowing itself, strikes swiftly"
Was this with the twin? Agreed I'm disappointed with myself here, but I was a noobie young'un back then with no idea on how to get that thing rollin. Or on the bed with the other guy? Yea I just don't do that sharing shiz with other guys. XD
Mota
"The snake, knowing itself, strikes swiftly"
If all else fails, I may just actually try this for teh lulz.
My bad on the double post
Pikaville
Pikaville returns 10 years later.
Wiscus has anyone ever told you that you are amazing?
Wiscus
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Sometimes you have to be up for that experimentation, you only live once!
Maybe next time.
Thanks bro, never more amazing then Amazing Aidan though.
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But Wiscus, that would have been a Devil's Threesome, not the awesome kind.
Everything is awesome when the devil is involved, after all, Satan is the original troll to some.
law wwwl
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
Pluvia
Hates Semicolons<br>;
You could've just told everyone to get out the room.
MK26
Smash Master
why is this thread so gay all of a sudden?
do none of the straight people on this site have love lives?
do none of the straight people on this site have love lives?
The Real Gamer
Smash Hero
Apparently I'm one of the few straight guys that follows this thread. :\
This should be re-named the gay thread.
This should be re-named the gay thread.
JPOBS
Smash Hero
same. we're easily outnumbered though. its weird too cuz its of those polarizing topics where I literally, theres nothing i could add to a gay conversation so we just ride it out lol
da K.I.D.
Smash Hero
which sucks, because somehow teran manages to put his 2 cents in to every conceivable topic.
JPOBS
Smash Hero
lmfao so true
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