DMG, I want to play gay. In fact, I want to play PHENOMENALLY GAY against the friends of mine who won't accept the SBR ruleset. You know the kind. He insists we take turn picking stages from ANY stage (including his homemade ones), refuses to turn items off or TA on, and then Johns when I 5-stock him on eldin with king DDD over the chaingrab. He's the kind of player who is just basically setting himself up to get gayed out; I'm not even camping/planking; I'm just counterpicking correctly for a matchup that he can't possibly win as long as he rejects the rules in place to prevent that from happening.
Now the problem is this. It's his console, and whenever I attempt to gay him out, he decides he'd rather play Street Fighter 4, a game I'm terrible at. What do I do?
The true irony is, he's actually pretty good at brawl... or rather would be if he wasn't an utter scrub who mained random. His knowledge of the game is pretty advanced, and he knows a lot about most characters and plays at a pretty good skill level for a person who disagrees with the "winner is better" philosophy (winning by shutting him out with SHDL and a CG doesn't make the falco player better, because it's just one button). I.e he's the most homophobic SSBB player.