Amazing Quotes

[Ronike]

"Did you know that 37% of all statistics are made up on the spot?" ~Dunno

Oh, and there is not enough Fawful in this thread:

"Princess Peach's voice will be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires!

And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!

and of course:

"I HAVE FURY!"

 

[Strong Badam]

"The best thing about me is you."
- Shannon Crown

 

[Nø Ca$h]

I am a leader but you will not follow me!
I aint no preacher for im full of blasphemy!

-Erik Peterson

 

[BBQTV]

"I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!"

 

[Fire!]

I just love checking in every once and a while. And reading these quotes.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Ronike, I like Fawful's

"I HAVE CHORTLES"

 

[Shade613]

"It is proven that all enviormental problems are caused by people, so if you're an environmentalist and haven't killed yourself yet then you're just being selfish."-???

"The frenchies are good at olny two things. Surrendering and kissing."- Call of Duty 3 Soldier

 

[BierWiser]

[removed by BierWiser]

 

[Tacel]

Hee-hee-ho! Hello, child. If you are attempting to fool me, it is impossible.

The Blue Badger! Mascot of the police force! Defender of truth, guardian of proof!

Melerifinilical!

 

[_KuyaSombreo_]

"I fear not the man who has practiced a thousand kicks once, but the man who has practiced one kick a thousand times...."
-Bruce Lee

"TECHNIQUE A!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Brad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_8sx-2JPwo&feature=channel_page

 

[Fuelbi]

Bardock: SORA SORA SORA!!!!

Anyone who knows me knows that I also happen to be very fond of DBZ to the point of being a fan

 

[Lord Viper]

What! No way can he worm his way out of this one! Oh wait... I forgot. It's Edgeworth.

-Phoenix Wright

 

[cutter]

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Stalin

So sad, but so true.

 

[mr.fizwidget]

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."

****....

harsh as hell

 

[BBQTV]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

"Gentlemen! I have made love to this machine! And now, upon retrospect, I ask why?!"

"When a man strays from the right path, a kind man needs the courage to raise his fist and correct him."

 

[Vermy]

"Half polar bear half Hugh Grant will you help me? No? No, I'm sure you're busy with all the movie films and harp seals."
-Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA (American Dad)

 

[AlexoftheAura]

"Wind instruments wouldn't be wind instruments without air.... That's what makes them wind instruments."
-My oh-so-wise band director.

 

[momaspeare]

You realize the real worth of the things in life only if you lost them.

For some people friends are persons who helf you, for me is everyone who helps me a friend.

The people who are really dangerous are those who did not want to fight all the time.

 

[mr.fizwidget]

religion is an opiate for the masses---stalin

this one made me think

 

[Dark Ryu]

Don't hesitate, when the time comes, just act. -Wolf O'Donnell. One of the best quotes ever.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

"Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
- Mahatma Gandhi.

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.” - Steven Hawking

"I refuse to be a slave of fate! I will be the master of my own future!" - Shir, Phantasy Star II

"The long battle is over

We were able to free ourselves from the terrible curse of yore

To the souls of those who sacrificed their lives for Algo
sleep in peace.

From person to person...

From age to age...

As long as memories last...

We will not forget that sacrifices that have been made."

Ending credits of Phantasy Star IV; very powerful quote.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

"The opposite of war isn't peace... it's creation."

-Mark (Rent)

 

[cutter]

religion is an opiate for the masses---stalin

this one made me think

I'm almost certain it was Marx who said that, not Stalin.

 

[momaspeare]

The really rich people have more dreams in their soul than the world can destroy.

Don't be afraid to use your own mind(Imanuel Kant).

Sorry for bad english

 

[ꓰspeon]

To dwell on the destination is to waste the journey.
- Chinese Proverb

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
- Galileo Galilei

Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it.
- Arabic Proverb

You’re alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act.
- Barbara Hall, American writer

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde, Irish writer

Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
- Thomas A. Edison, inventor

I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

[AlexoftheAura]

"Just remember, when the killer gets inside the cabin don't run upstairs."
-me

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

"Judge: What is it with you people!? Can't I hand down my verdicts in peace anymore!? Whatever it is, can it wait?"

"Phoenix: N-no it can't. Then it will be too late!"


-Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. The greatest game in the world xD...

 

[BBQTV]

"The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field."
—John Madden

 

[Proverbs]

My suitemate Ash says the most hilarious things all the time. One time I had The Irish Mafia over (who's really young) to play Melee, and after he left I sat down and listened to music for a bit. Anyway Ash was insinuating I was a pedophile and this was the conversation that ensued.

Ash: Yeah, Ryan over here invites 15 year old boys to hang out with him.
Me: No, you can't even make that insinuation, that kid ***** me all the time.
Ash: That's true, I heard them yelling "****!" the whole night. After he left Ryan was just sort of sitting on his bed quietly for a while.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

Here is a good one:

"Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits."- Dan Barker

 

[Smoke and smash]

“I know my fate. One day, my name will be associated with the memory of something tremendous—a crisis without equal on earth; the most profound collision of conscience. A decision that was conjured up against everything that had been believed, demand...ed, and hallowed so far. I am no man; I am dynamite.” ~Nietzche

 

[AlexoftheAura]

"It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get consen."
-Salesman at the fair

 

[POKE40]

"You know you're in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" ~ Dr. Seuss

<33333333

 

[The Original Oats]

"Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are." Brillat-Savarin

 

[Proverbs]

"You know you're in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" ~ Dr. Seuss

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Hahah, I've been having trouble sleeping recently, and my heart has been stolen by a girl ^_^ But I'm not always kept up with thoughts of her, that'd be creepy.

 

[mars16]

What, how did that happen.

Thats not suppose to happen.,\

 

[SuperStar21]

I am a very ambitious persn so her it goes. This is the one I live by. " Get in a car. Drive, no matter how much traffic, until you hit theroadcalled success... Then keep going."

 

[Rici]

"It was the night before this one, and hours to kill.
I sat down in the tavern, grating parchments with quill.
A busty young lassie flashed me a grin.
Her garbs said 'Classy!', but her eyes whispered 'Sin!'.
She said:"You're a teacher?" I said:"Yes indeed!".
'I must have you..' she moaned, 'I'm turned on by tweed'.
With haste we could scamper, to my chamber and on.
We fell to the couch and bro, IT WAS ON!
I unlaced her bodice, our passion grew deeper.
And thus ends the tail...
of the Sexless Innkeeper!"
~Ted Mosbey

And anything that Barney Stinson says in How I Met Your Mother.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

My dad: "So I thought I was going to get in big trouble at the office this week?"
Me: "Why, what did you do?"
Dad: "I told this woman to stop being an *sshole. I was worried for a little bit because she'd be the type to 'tell on me.' But it turned out that no one cared because she really is an *sshole.

Made me lol.

 

[ru5514n]

"If pro is opposite of con, does that mean progress is opposite of congress?"

-Message on a bumper sticker.