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Amazing Quotes
- Thread starter Tacel
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Miggz
Pancake Sandwiches
From Spaceballs:
[Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
[Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
finalark
SNORLAX
"I would rather smash my own balls in the car door than eat at McDonalds." -- My friend, when asked if he wants to eat at McDonalds on a road trip.
kirbywizard
Smash Hero
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2009
- Messages
- 6,713
- 3DS FC
- 0989-1847-5768
Curses! I was just about to make this >_>
teeman92
Smash Lord
"when in doubt, blow **** up" <- that was from resistance
The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of their meaning. Once you've got the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? -Chuang Tzu
Black Waltz
Smash Champion
- Joined
- Jan 27, 2007
- Messages
- 2,243
"Like any MIT graduate, you plow through all your problems with a crowbar and a shotgun." - Half Life 1 in 60 Seconds, regarding Gordon.
"Don't cloud the argument with facts."
SkylerOcon
Tiny Dancer
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakin' moon."
- Sho Minamimoto
- Sho Minamimoto
finalark
SNORLAX
"I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid." -- My friend's shirt.
Sig. And no, you have to click my name to get to it.
Scott!
Smash Lord
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go." - Mr. Hanekoma, The World Ends With You
"How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can’t even save the people standing right in front of us?" - Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia
"How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can’t even save the people standing right in front of us?" - Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia
Crazy_mofo213
Smash Lord
"God's last name isn't **** it"
Friend told me that.
Friend told me that.
SO LET'S BEGIN!
I often wonder if I'll ever finish all I've started, and the answer I have found is NO.
No, I will never finish all that I have started because life is about doing, the process
And not the result. Life is about doing whether you want to or not.
MY LIFE!: A constant work in progress and I wouldn't have it any other way.
-Set Your Goals "Work in Progress"
I often wonder if I'll ever finish all I've started, and the answer I have found is NO.
No, I will never finish all that I have started because life is about doing, the process
And not the result. Life is about doing whether you want to or not.
MY LIFE!: A constant work in progress and I wouldn't have it any other way.
-Set Your Goals "Work in Progress"
hundreds of utilts
Smash Apprentice
speak soft, carry a big stick
-Roosevelt
-Roosevelt
TwentyTwo
Smash Ace
Even if it breaks your heart to be friends with someone you really love, if you really love them, you'll take the hit.
-John Dorian(Scrubs)
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-Barney Stinson(How I met Your Mother)
War Machine? Is that his name? I just called him black iron man.
-My friend.
-John Dorian(Scrubs)
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-Barney Stinson(How I met Your Mother)
War Machine? Is that his name? I just called him black iron man.
-My friend.
The Cunning Weasel
Smash Master
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for life
-TwentyTwo
-TwentyTwo
peregrine monkey
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2008
- Messages
- 109
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett
A proof is a proof. What is a proof? A proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.
-Jean Chretien
Support peace or I'll kill you.
-Anonymous
-Terry Pratchett
A proof is a proof. What is a proof? A proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.
-Jean Chretien
Support peace or I'll kill you.
-Anonymous
Frown
poekmon
"Where there's smoke, they pinch back."
"There are other ways to leave the room than the door and the window."
¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯
Smash Legend
"Always save the monkey."
-Alladin from Compton.
-Alladin from Compton.
KnnySm3
Smash Apprentice
Uncle Kenny: "Shotgun."
Chris: "Pre-emptive shotgun."
Uncle Kenny: "You know... a pre-emptive shotgun is a ****."
Chris: "****. Now it's twice as pre-emptive. You still want that seat?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive shotgun."
Uncle Kenny: "You know... a pre-emptive shotgun is a ****."
Chris: "****. Now it's twice as pre-emptive. You still want that seat?"
D
Deleted member
Guest
"Be excellent to each other." 
MrsSaturnandWatch
Smash Journeyman
''Ok!''
~ Ness
~ Ness
HawaiianJigglyPuff
Smash Ace
lol this took me a second to figure out which four letter word this is. Good one.
"The selfless man mustn't complain of no legacy."
All generalizations are false, including this one." -Mark Twain
Pi
Smash Hero
Sig
Also
"The pleasure of a dream is it's a fantasy. If it happens then it was never a dream." apparently it's from Fullmetal alchemist
Also
"The pleasure of a dream is it's a fantasy. If it happens then it was never a dream." apparently it's from Fullmetal alchemist
"I like the cut of your jib." - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
"Walk slowly, drink lots of water." - Haruki Murakami, After Dark
"Shove that up your essay and cite it." - Myself, after completing a mind-crushingly difficult essay for my Literature of the Romantic Era class.
"Walk slowly, drink lots of water." - Haruki Murakami, After Dark
"Shove that up your essay and cite it." - Myself, after completing a mind-crushingly difficult essay for my Literature of the Romantic Era class.
Player-4
See you in 25 years
"that's what your mother said last night" - sean connery (from celebrity jeopardy on snl)
Xivii
caterpillar feet
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; And gentlemen in now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon This day."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH6IrP-NY20 <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH6IrP-NY20 <3
ToyzSoldier
Smash Apprentice
"Progress should mean that we are always changing the world to fit the vision, instead we are always changing the vision." - GK Chesterton
"Self-denial is the test and definition of self-government." - GK Chesterton
"Love means loving the unlovable - or it is no virtue at all." - GK Chesterton
"'I have never managed to lose my old conviction that travel narrows the mind.' Now why is that?
Because a man in his own home is inside all other men. It is a universal experience. He thinks the great thoughts. But a man traveling is amused or appalled by a thousand distractions and trivial things, even if they are very interesting. It is the traveler who thinks the small thoughts, and there is a danger that these secondary things could replace the primary things." - Dale Alquist.... regarding GK Chesterton
Can pull a lot from this guy.
"Self-denial is the test and definition of self-government." - GK Chesterton
"Love means loving the unlovable - or it is no virtue at all." - GK Chesterton
"'I have never managed to lose my old conviction that travel narrows the mind.' Now why is that?
Because a man in his own home is inside all other men. It is a universal experience. He thinks the great thoughts. But a man traveling is amused or appalled by a thousand distractions and trivial things, even if they are very interesting. It is the traveler who thinks the small thoughts, and there is a danger that these secondary things could replace the primary things." - Dale Alquist.... regarding GK Chesterton
Can pull a lot from this guy.
Prawn
Smash Master
- Joined
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- Messages
- 3,031
KevinM,
you listen to Set Your Goals? Holy balls I love Set Your Goals. I saw them recently with Four Year Strong and Energy, crazy good show.
EP was better than LP in my opinion though.
Bill Watson has made Calvin say some deep things over the years.
my favorite being "Childhood is short, maturity is forever."
"I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
"I keep forgetting that rules are for little nice people."
"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."
"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in this envelope by the tree out front. Do not call the police. You cannot trace us. You cannot find us. Sincerely, Calvin."
So deep.
my favorite being "Childhood is short, maturity is forever."
"I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
"I keep forgetting that rules are for little nice people."
"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."
"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in this envelope by the tree out front. Do not call the police. You cannot trace us. You cannot find us. Sincerely, Calvin."
So deep.
smashbot226
Smash Master
"All historians agree that George Washington's greatest regret was not being PERMANENTLY INVISIBLE."
"What is more important- freedom or peace? That answer alone defines who you truly are."
"I think, therefore, I think."
Ah, here's another TF2 Quote from the new Meet the spy video:
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"What is more important- freedom or peace? That answer alone defines who you truly are."
"I think, therefore, I think."
Ah, here's another TF2 Quote from the new Meet the spy video:
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SCOUT: *Picks up Butter Knife and twirls it around crudely* "OOOOH, big problem! I kill plenty of Spies, the dime-a-dozen backstabbin' scumbags- like you!" *Scout accidently cuts himself on the knife and drops it* "Ow. No offense."
SPY: "If YOU managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. I am nothing... NOTHING... like the man loose inside this building."
SCOUT: "What are you, president of his fan club???" *Compatriots behind Scout begin to chuckle*
SPY: "No. THAT would be your MOTHER." *Tosses down a manilla folder onto the table, as pictures revealing a RED Spy making love with, indeed, the Scout's mom*
SCOUT: "WHAT the- wai-wai- AH-"
SPY: "Indeed. And NOW he's here to f*ck US! So listen up boy. A pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today."
*Earlier compatriots now ogling pictures of the Scout's Mom*
SPY: "If YOU managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. I am nothing... NOTHING... like the man loose inside this building."
SCOUT: "What are you, president of his fan club???" *Compatriots behind Scout begin to chuckle*
SPY: "No. THAT would be your MOTHER." *Tosses down a manilla folder onto the table, as pictures revealing a RED Spy making love with, indeed, the Scout's mom*
SCOUT: "WHAT the- wai-wai- AH-"
SPY: "Indeed. And NOW he's here to f*ck US! So listen up boy. A pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today."
*Earlier compatriots now ogling pictures of the Scout's Mom*
"I wish I could snort music" - A friend.