Amazing Quotes

[Boofy!]

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
- no idea

"An eye for an eye makes us all blind"
-Mahatma Gandhi

"The only thing constant is change itself"
-??

"I read that smoking was bad so I stopped smoking, I read that drinking was bad so I stopped drinking, then I read that video games were bad so i stopped reading" - I forget XD lulz

 

[Mic_128]

Try and limit the quotes to just that, a quote. Not an entire scene.

 

[Mini Mic]

"I'm still hoping yesterday will get better." - Charlie Brown, the original emo kid.

 

[Moon of the Strawberries]

"A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve" - Don't remember who said it.

 

[Palpi]

"I have unattended business to attend to" - Palpi

 

[Patinator]

"When in doubt... C4!" - Jamie Hyneman, MythBusters


"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, MythBusters


"You know the difference between God, and a captain? Even God knows he's not a captain." - Captain Johnathan Hillstrand, Deadliest Catch

Yay Discovery channel.

 

[Black Waltz]

"All historians agree that George Washington's greatest regret was not being PERMANENTLY INVISIBLE."

"What is more important- freedom or peace? That answer alone defines who you truly are."

"I think, therefore, I think."

Ah, here's another TF2 Quote from the new Meet the spy video:
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Spoiler

SCOUT: *Picks up Butter Knife and twirls it around crudely* "OOOOH, big problem! I kill plenty of Spies, the dime-a-dozen backstabbin' scumbags- like you!" *Scout accidently cuts himself on the knife and drops it* "Ow. No offense."

SPY: "If YOU managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. I am nothing... NOTHING... like the man loose inside this building."

SCOUT: "What are you, president of his fan club???" *Compatriots behind Scout begin to chuckle*

SPY: "No. THAT would be your MOTHER." *Tosses down a manilla folder onto the table, as pictures revealing a RED Spy making love with, indeed, the Scout's mom*

SCOUT: "WHAT the- wai-wai- AH-"

SPY: "Indeed. And NOW he's here to f*ck US! So listen up boy. A pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today."

*Earlier compatriots now ogling pictures of the Scout's Mom*

It's Butterfly Knife, not butter knife lol.

 

[POKE40]

"わたし　は　しねん！　しねんず！！

ファルコン　パンツ！！！！！！！！

キャプテン　ファルコン！！！！！！"

~Captain Falcon and Black Shadow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken **** and chicken salad.
-- Lyndon B Johnson

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

 

[F8AL]

"I love lamp." - The character Brick Tamland from the movie "Anchorman"

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

My friend:

"Paying someone minimum wage is pretty much like saying 'Hey, I wish I could pay you less, but that'd be illegal!'"

 

[n88]

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. "
Douglas Adams

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. "
Douglas Adams

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. "
Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams was great.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of their meaning. Once you've got the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? -Chuang Tzu

I like this one.

 

[KnnySm3]

"Everything is open on Christmas Eve if you have a bat." - A friend of mine

"Life isn't complicated, people make life complicated." - My best friend

"Don't ask yourself what's going to happen when you die, keep yourself busy until the day you find out. The answer will be less important then." - Anonymous

 

[finalark]

"So it's like that one movie only it's not." -- my friend, when trying to find a way to describe something.

 

[Miggz]

"that's what your mother said last night" - sean connery (from celebrity jeopardy on snl)

I saw that too! ROFL!

 

[Deleted member]

"All men wear masks - whether it be over their faces, or over their hearts." -Godot

"We'll fight 'em till Hell freezes over, then we'll fight 'em on the ice!" -TCU football coach, Dutch Meyer

 

[Grunt]

 

[Deleted member]

"This tinfoil shield is to protect our nuts. No one likes roasted nuts." Jory Caron

"Shut up Chunk!" The Goonies

"Anger is the last refuge of the weak" Godot

 

[abit_rusty]

"Nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" ~ Rocky Balboa

 

[Pikaville]

My sister said this when we were baked.

Blu ray is so good,its better than looking through your own eyes!

I laughed/cried alot.

 

[finalark]

"Happiness is an empty bladder." -- My friend.

 

[Nysyarc]

"I just told this guy online that I'm fat! ... I'm not really fat!"

- My friend when I was at his house a few months ago.

 

[1048576]

" I can resist everything, except temptation" - Oscar Wilde.

I love that man.

 

[KnnySm3]

"I love that man." - 1048576

 

[Cook Kirby]

"I can't believe this fits in here" - My friend on his car going under a bridge. Get your mind out of the gutter if you thought otherwise.

 

[Dark_Crono]

"Its always too soon to quit"- dont remember

 

[~Zack~]

"If you are a Witch, then I will become a Warlock" -Lelouch, lol.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Go to the Samus sub forum of melee specific. look at the last few pages of the thread "Ask Watty about Anything"

Specifically look for Umbreon, Drephen, and coreygames.

 

[Dai Tian]

"Always moving toward progress...is that all right? If that's the case, then we're all just machines, aren't we?" ~From Wild Fang by Janne Da Arc

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Here I go, SHINING FINGER!" ~Domon Kasshu from G Gundam

The following are from Xenogears:

"That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... Take it back!" ~Id

"Fei, using power or being used by power... is that not a problem of the heart...?" ~Citan

"Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not." ~Citan

 

[Smash_Gigas]

"Teachers can only teach you so much... To bring out the true art of swordsmanship is through your own imagination."
-Miyamoto Musashi

 

[Oracle]

I think
Therefore, I am
I think

 

[Vect0r]

"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard"

 

[teeman92]

"what are you going to do when the ball stops bouncing for you?" -our basketball coach

"

 

[Mini Mic]

"I love that man." - 1048576

"I love you Sly Fox *hugs*" - Uncle Kenny.

 

[Lythium]

"Who needs love, when there's Southern Comfort?" - Amanda Palmer

 

[KnnySm3]

"I love you Sly Fox *hugs*" - Uncle Kenny.

""I love you Sly Fox *hugs*" - Uncle Kenny." - Mini Mic

Ah... But I do love him...

 

[toon_marth]

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Here I go, SHINING FINGER!" ~Domon Kasshu from G Gundam

yes yes yes 10yes

 

[Kitten]

"I can't go on man. I've run out of legs!" -bemushroomed friend.

 

[saberhof]

"Lo que se haga mucho o poco en la guitarra solo traslarga a hacerlo bien... Lo que hagais es bueno, no hay guitarristas malos, solo hay buenos, solamente lo que hagais hacerlo bien eso es todo"

-Sabicas Castellon (R.I.P)

Translation:

"What you do little or allot of on the guitar only transcends to do it better...Whatever you do is good, there is no bad guitarrist, only good ones, all that everyone asks for is that what you do, you do it RIGHT, that is all..."

 

[Chaco]

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.

- Bernard M. Baruch​