Amazing Quotes

[Mr.Freeman]

"I came here to kick *** and drink milk, and I'm all outta milk"

moss off The IT crowd
stolen from somewhere else I think but can't remember where

"I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum."

Either it was Bruce Campbell or Duke Nukem who said it first, not to sure.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

"the architect? That's not bad. What about Shandor the contractor? THAT'S bad."

-ghostbusters: the video game.

 

[Reizilla]

"I'll have that someday. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out."

Peter Wiggin - Shadow of the Hegemon

 

[Browny]

"You can have my gun... When you pry it from my cold, dead fingers"
The farmer from MiB. I love that quote so much and use it often

Also "You'll be dead!" From Star Wars IV.

 

[Ballistics]

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies . . . If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] . . . will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered . . . The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs." -- Thomas Jefferson -- The Debate Over The Recharter Of The Bank Bill, (1809)

 

[Laem]

*****es aint **** but hoes n tricks
- Gandhi

 

[X1-12]

*****es aint **** but hoes n tricks
- Gandhi

I said no such thing.

 

[Luigitoilet]

"I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum."

Either it was Bruce Campbell or Duke Nukem who said it first, not to sure.

This is actually from the movie They Live. I forgot the actor, but it's not Bruce Campbell and def not Duke Nukem lol

"My name is Harry Mason, I'm in town on vacation. Have you seen a little girl?"

 

[Mr.Freeman]

This is actually from the movie They Live. I forgot the actor, but it's not Bruce Campbell and def not Duke Nukem lol

"My name is Harry Mason, I'm in town on vacation. Have you seen a little girl?"

Really? I didn't know in They Live he said it first. Thought he just referenced it from somewhere else.

 

[Tom]

Huey: You want to start a fundraiser with no cause?
Riley: Cause n***a? I'm the cause! Cause I want a house, cause I want a yacht, cause I wanna get this quat(?) n***a, that's the cause.


Huey: Riley I'm going to tell you everything that's about to happen if you do this and how bad this is going to end. First of all..

Riley: Aw stop right there! Every time I wanna do something you tell me what's going to happen first, and then that's what happens. And you always ruin the endings of stuff man, I'm sick of it. I want to be surprised this time.

Huey: So no matter how bad it is, you don't want to hear it.
Riley: Nope.
Huey: Cause it's really bad.
Riley: EH! spoiler alert n***a! Keep it to yourself!

this was great (its get dat (that) guap)

also

Huey: "'Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.' Khalil Gibran."

Dewey: "Didn't rhyme."

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

"We kept playing, and never stopped for fear of what would happen if we did."

-Angus Young, AC/DC

 

[Mr.Freeman]

"Freedom is the sovereign right of every American."

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible."

"Better dead than red."

"Democracy is non negotiable."

"Structural weakness detected. Exploiting..."

"Embrace democracy, or you will be eradicted."

"The last domino falls HERE!"

I love Liberty Prime and his anti-communist propaganda. He's up there on my list of favorite giant robots.

Here's a soundboard. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/515071

 

[Sex Robot]

"He's made of seeeeeex"

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
-I forget who

 

[CRASHiC]

Kneel down and recieve the holy gay ****** seed
Gay******s from space.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"What doesn't kill you... usually suceeds the second attempt." - Mr. Krabs

"Owich" - My cousin Ian, whenever he gets hurt

 

[StealthyGunnar]

I'm invincible until I die.

 

[SkylerOcon]

You know, as much as I like this thread, I'm going to have to lock it unless you guys actually start discussing things and not just posting whatever clever remark you just read. +1 post count threads are not okay ;_;

 

[Kole]

"The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but we cannot live forever in a cradle."

- Konstantin E. Tsiolkovsky

This quote makes me think about humanity's future in space.

it also kind of scares me. ;_;

 

[Reizilla]

Or it could be about how humanity will inevitably destroy itself.

 

[Jim Morrison]

"So I said "you have cancer", and he gave me that exact same look!"

- My doctor

 

[Mr.Freeman]

"So I said "you have cancer", and he gave me that exact same look!"

- My doctor

You're doc's got a morbid sense of humor.

I'd like to meet him.

 

[Zatchiel]

Garbage Day.

 

[Martian]

"Bring me AAAAALLLLLLL OF YOUR ELDERLY!" - Prince Zuko in The Last Airbender Movie.

 

[Gifts]

"Go to work, send your kids to school
fallow fashion, act normal
walk on the pavement, watch T.V
Save for your old age, Obey the law
Repeat after me: I am free"

- (dunno who originated the quote, I've seen graffiti of it though.)

and...

"When the power of love,
Exceeds the love for power,
The world will finally know peace."

- 3D - I See Stars

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

"pull over ****head! This is the police!

-megadeth, 502

 

[freeman123]

"Our two party system is a bowl of @#$% looking at itself in the mirror." -Lewis Black

"I don't have a problem with hypocrites, because they double their chances of agreeing with me at least half the time." -Penn Jillette

"If you never say anything stupid, you won't be corrected and you won't learn anything. Don't be afraid to be wrong, be afraid to be silent." -Penn Jillette

"You don't need freedom to be smart. Freedom means being able to be stupid. If you can't be stupid, then you aren't free." -Penn Jillette

"The worst thing that you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything." -Penn Jillette

"Europeans think Americans are fat, vulgar, greedy, stupid, ambitious and ignorant and so on. And they've taken as their own, as their representative American, someone who actually embodies all of those qualities [Michael Moore]." -Christopher Hitchens

“Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.” -Christopher Hitchens

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why is there evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" -Epicurus

 

[ddexxters75]

So many times I thought I would never find someone to love me the way I needed to be loved. Then you came into my life and showed me what true love really is!

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Excess Baggage
Container Shipping

 

[Terywj [태리]]

"I only support two teams - the Red Sox and whatever team beats the Yankees."

"I don't have ADD, it's just tha- HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!"

"Mirror mirror on the wall, what the f*** happened?"

"A good friend may bail you out of jail, but a real friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Dang that was fun!'"

Just some quotes I found on T-shirts while at Bar Harbor, Maine.