Amazing Quotes

[FTWin]

"Yeah. Once you figure it out though, its like achieving nirvana and burning in hell at the same time."-My dad.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

Jack Bauer jokes ftw

 

[Terywj [태리]]

"Aim for the horn!" -Ash Ketchum.

For those of you who don't know, his Pikachu tried Thunderbolt on a Rhydon and Ash then said the above line.

-Terywj

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I don't think anyone else likes this but it's in my sig a quote from me.

"The sadest thing in the world is someone understanding life and all the great things and how amazing it is and no one listens"

 

[UberMario]

I'm sorry, I can't keep a straight face while reading that and looking at your avatar.

That other guy would be so creeped out.

 

[Piety the Diety]

"...But in the end it's important to remember that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, that with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too."
-J-D from Scrubs

 

[Shök]

"Aim for the horn!" -Ash Ketchum.

For those of you who don't know, his Pikachu tried Thunderbolt on a Rhydon and Ash then said the above line.

-Terywj

I lol'd.

"I give up.. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.." -Howl

Lol..

 

[LKR20]

"The best part about living is the thrill of not knowing when you're going to die"

-Myself

 

[rhan]

"A Known Mistake Is Better Than An Unknown Truth." - Arabic Proverb

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

If you even open your mouth to speak, I will smack you with this piece of cantaloupe.-My friend Alexx

 

[Meta_Ridley46]

"Are you stupid, or are you just posessed by a ******** ghost?"-My friend

 

[ChivalRuse]

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose."
-Jim Elliot

 

[Mota]

“Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”

-Yoda

 

[CRASHiC]

"Let's see if we can get some more sex in it" - Natasha Khan.

 

[GunmasterLombardi]

"I think it's a ****load o' ****" -Angry Video Game Nerd.

 

[Jen =3]

The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice Kingsley: Absolem?
Blue Caterpillar: You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl.

Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Alice Kingsley: I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

 

[Shök]

"Did someone just page the king of awesome?" -Bowser.

 

[BBQTV]

Mother****ing Andrew Jackson!

 

[Nø Ca$h]

It doesnt matter what you learn if you dont change.

 

[global-wolf]

"I paint what I can't paint so I learn how to paint it."

Dunno who said that but I like it a lot... sometimes I don't draw because I'm scared it's gonna turn out ugly >.<

 

[AnDaLe]

Richard Kemph - "Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired."

 

[WiyamMang]

"I wonder if there are any people out there who fantasize about chickens while they're masturbating. I usually wonder this when I'm masturbating."

-George Carlin

 

[Terywj [태리]]

"Why so serious?" -Silver, from Pokemon HeartGold.

-Terywj

 

[dealth0072]

"****in' magnets, how do they work?"

-That guy in ICP.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

theres nothing like chain smoking GPC cigarettes cus any smoke will kill ya, but theese'll make ya feel like it
-johnny hobo

 

[DTK.L]

And i would of gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
-Every villian in scooby doo

"I can always have ike fight for me"
-Everyone of ikes friends

"Live action cow:Milk i am your father!
Jug of milk: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"-From a shirt it comes it different graphics but same dialog.

Looks like my summer vacation is over..
-Roxas

 

[~N9NE~]

''Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.''

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"Why so serious?" -Silver, from Pokemon HeartGold.

-Terywj

lol I just saw that part when I was playing today
it's when he only has one pokemon left when you fight him in Goldenrod while you're trying to stop Team Rocket

(integral sign) e^x = f(u^n)
the Integral sign is basically a very skinny 'S' btw

 

[digitalmaster287]

"No one has made a greater mistake than the man who did nothing because he could only do little" - Edmund Burke

"What is happiness but good health and a bad memory?" - Anon

 

[BrutalXSpawn]

"Id rather die than go to Heaven" William Murderface
Gotta love Dethklok :D

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

"Id rather die than go to Heaven" William Murderface
Gotta love Dethklok :D

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"Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress."

-Mahatma Gandhi

 

[MikeKirby]

"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"
-Rainier Wolfcastle (The Simpsons)

 

[DTK.L]

I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!!

Light-death note

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

-Bill cosby

The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

-Jimi hendrix.

 

[MikeKirby]

-It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it.

-An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

-There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.


Unfortunately I don't know who said them so I can't credit them.
=/

 

[DTK.L]

-It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it.

-An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

-There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.


Unfortunately I don't know who said them so I can't credit them.
=/

Ain't that the truth

 

[Lurker guy]

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
-GLaDOS

 

[Rici]

-There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.

This one probably has been said before but I like it enough to say it again:


There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

 

[L__]

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

I don't know if it's been said before or not.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

"Who wrote Handel's Messiah?" - Jay Leno

".....I don't know....." - Some idiot on the street

-Terywj

 

[Mota]

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide