Amazing Quotes

[Lawlb0t]

“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.”

Nikola Tesla

This is a really powerful statement.

 

[dragnet4000]

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
- George Carlin
"'You look like a million dollars,' my doctor said, 'Green and wrinkled."
- Red Skelton

 

[Terywj [태리]]

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld

-Terywj

 

[SirroMinus1]

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"
Kujo Jotaro & Jolyne Jotaro

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"Young people procreate; old people just practice"
-my gov't teacher

 

[Ocean Rush]

"Stand aside or I'll be forced to remove you" - Savyna, from the GCN game Baten Kaitos

 

[Jonkku]

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"
Kujo Jotaro & Jolyne Jotaro

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"
Dio Brando

Spoiler

I had to.

 

[JOE!]

"I'm Batman"

-Batman

 

[jugfingers]

"I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!"

-jack handey


"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands."

-jack handey

 

[Nø Ca$h]

to sing you must first open your mouth, you must have a pair of lungs, and a little knowledge of music. its not necessary to have an acordian, or a guitar. the essential thing is that i want to sing, and this is the song im singing..

 

[Togemon]

"Dude, where's my car?"

 

[L__]

Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

the pattern in smash is that with every new game theres less hit and shield stun and more di.

 

[L__]

^

the pause screens also get laggier as newer games are made

 

[Mota]

If you think you're free, there's no escape possible. ~Ram Dass

 

[L__]

"We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing."

 

[Tacel]

"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. - That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."

- Samwise Gamgee in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Movie)

 

[Necrotic]

"Show em the Darkrain COMBOOO!!!!" -Husband

 

[walker935]

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[MrBlueSky]

"Do you want to see them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"-Dimentio from Super Paper Mario

"All your base are belong to us"

" I have found out that that screaming noise you make can be turned into music
you know...
music...
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And for something serious...

"Communism is the perfect system, in theory. As are Monarchy, Fascism and Democracy. The only reason they don't work, is because of Human nature to pervert the situation into the best one for them. Nothing else."
–Samuel Webster

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"STOP WASTING MY TIME, GIVE ME A NAME"
-Jack Bauer

 

[vincent4243]

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.
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[WB40]

My top 3:

3 - "I say we nuke it from orbit." That move I dunno what it's called.
2 - "The cake is a lie." Portal
What could top those?
1 - "Then try to bust your opponents balls." Ball Buster advert.

Watch this and you'll see why 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl7f5IPoV8

 

[Tacel]

"I don't like penguins. They don't even try to fly. I bet if they would just try a little harder, they'd get it!" - One of my best friends

 

[Mota]

My head hits the pillow, a weeping willow

I can't sleep, a pain so deep it bellows

But these Cellos, help just to keep me mellow

Hands on my head, touch knees to elbows

-Eminem

 

[July]

A serious one....
"There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the comparison of one state with another. Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss." ~From The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas

And a less serious one...
"If eating cake off the trunk of a car at 12:30 in the morning in an abandoned parking lot isn't shifty, then I don't know what is" ~one of my friends while eating cake in a parking lot after seeing "Get Him to the Greek"

 

[Nø Ca$h]

"dont say that! dont ever say that! Goonies never say die!"

 

[Get@Will]

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
-Brandt Paul

 

[.Marik]

"I once prayed to God for a bike, but then I found out things don't quite work that way.

So I stole one, and prayed for God's forgiveness."

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

Huey: You want to start a fundraiser with no cause?
Riley: Cause n***a? I'm the cause! Cause I want a house, cause I want a yacht, cause I wanna get this quat(?) n***a, that's the cause.


Huey: Riley I'm going to tell you everything that's about to happen if you do this and how bad this is going to end. First of all..

Riley: Aw stop right there! Every time I wanna do something you tell me what's going to happen first, and then that's what happens. And you always ruin the endings of stuff man, I'm sick of it. I want to be surprised this time.

Huey: So no matter how bad it is, you don't want to hear it.
Riley: Nope.
Huey: Cause it's really bad.
Riley: EH! spoiler alert n***a! Keep it to yourself!

 

[_KuyaSombreo_]

"I fear not the man who has practiced a thousand kicks once, but the man who has practiced one kick a thousand times"
- Bruce Lee

 

[BirthNote]

-"Who ARE YOU GUYS!?"
-"We're STARFOX!"
-"YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT AAaanDROOOSSSSS!!!!!"
*explosion at this moment*

 

[Virtual Kruncher]

"The people who do nothing may as well help plant the bomb."

-Jack Bauer (again)

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"A recession is when your neighbor doesn't have a job; a depression is when you don't"
-my gov't teacher. I'm gonna miss him so much

 

[Lurker guy]

"War has changed."
-Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4
"War. War never changes."
-Fallout 3 opening narration

 

[WiyamMang]

George Carlin. Master of the Quotable Sayings.

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. "

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. "

"I once typed 'Google' into Google. And guess what came up? EVERYTHING."

I can name a few but these are the only ones I can recall at the moment.

 

[Daddy Ash]

"Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity..." Bull
"Men only think of their past right before their death, as if they were searching frantically for proof that they were alive." Jet
"Whatever happens, happens." Spike
All from Cowboy Bebop

 

[Tamoo]

"I came here to kick *** and drink milk, and I'm all outta milk"

moss off The IT crowd
stolen from somewhere else I think but can't remember where

 

[Fire!]

Hey man, I'm alive, I'm takin' each day and night at a time
Yeah, I'm down, but I know I'll get by
Hey hey hey hey man, I gotta live my life
Like I ain't got nothin' but this roll of the dice
I'm feelin' like a Monday, but someday I'll be Saturday night

-Bon Jovi

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

Wrap it or slap it - A condom slogan

"What do You call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Cancer Patient"

Wrong, but that comes from my friend irl.