Dear citizens of the Disco Room;
I would like to formally address these allegations made against me. While superficially convincing, Glyph's arguments are nothing more than poorly used rhetoric in a week attempt to besmirch my reputation.
This idea of invisible mode being "very gay" is nothing more than my opponent blowing smoke in an attempt to paint me in a bad light. It, in no way, can be considered relevant in the discussion of my sexuality. In fact, this unjustifiable expression of hatred falls under Section 2 of the Smash World Forum Global Rules revision 7.1. I hope, that in due time, Glyph will receive the punishment he deserves for his actions. However, that is not the issue at hand and I return to the focus of my speech.
It seems clear to me that my accuser is unfamiliar with sign language. The sign being made by Master Hand, for those who are unaware is not that of an R, but that of Sagittarius, the constellation. The accuser again is spreading false information about me, for I am a Pisces.
If you turn the Grimer 90 degrees, you get a fallen Grimer, not an E. My accuser is quick to assume that if you turn a Grimer 90 degrees he will remain in this position but this assumption is unfounded and baseless. For this I ask that the citizens ignore this argument entirely.
I take no issue with the fact that the phonetic sounds of T are similar to P. However again my opponent makes another assumption and takes that P is symbolic for pool, when this is clearly not the answer. P is symbolic for the liquid urine, as the phonetic spelling of the letter P is a synonym for urine. My opponent is very clearly showing a lack of knowledge and ability to reason.
The feather in no way resembles an E, it resembles a feather, the symbol it is supposed to be. I think it is high time my accuser obtains a pair of glasses.
A mushroom, while it is an important item in the Mario series, serves an even greater function to society. it serves it's greatest function in the realm of culinary arts, and if anything, the mushroom should be represented with a C, not an N. I would even be willing to accept M, for Mario, as it cannot be contested that the mushroom is an important item in the Mario series.
I will agree that I got a D in Bio, no issue with this letter here.
I do not contest that the only vowel in the word "Melee" is E. I however do not see the relevance of the vowel to represent the Melee Backroom in anyway. In fact the symbol in use at this point is an M, which stands for Melee.
I do not contest that Red is a color. However it is not the color of the heart, thus the color red is irrelevant to anything.
Glyph. I understand your animosity and perhaps your jealousy of the large amounts of kawaii and moe my life has. However, if you have personal issues to take up with me, please let us discuss them through private measures. There is no need for a smear campaign that is not only insulting, but baseless and at best, stupid.
SporT my KankeR