Amazing Quotes

[Sephiroths Masamune]

"You don't think I'm funny? You want me to tell a joke?" (others nod yes)
"Ok knock knock."
"Whose there?"
"Go **** yourself!" -Tom hanks in "Catch Me If You Can"

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"Teamwork is everyone doing what I say"
-a shirt

"It ain't illegal until you're caught"
-another shirt i guess

"I cut the sleeves off because it looks awesome, get your head in the game"
- Monday Night Football Commercial

 

[Fuelbi]

Denial isnt just a river in egypt you know XD lol I love bugging my friend with it when I tell her she is perfect with another one of my friends and shes all EWWWW!!! XD

 

[Kholdstare]

"I'm sure it came with the place. I don't think you build one on purpose."

-Bottomless Pit Magic card

 

[sammy p]

you might be a redneck if you got divorced 3 times and you STILL have the same in-laws
you might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is a ride outside the walmart
you might be a redneck if you think the people on the jerry springer show remind you of your neighbors
- jeff foxworthy

 

[BBQTV]

look at my sig

 

[BBQTV]

um hold on

 

[D.B.K.]

"If nothing is forever then what makes love the exception?"
Andre 3000 from Outkast.

"Touch the pen and your finger is getting bit."
A girl at my school.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally"

"WHEEE"
-Indiana Jones

"Hip hop is dead"
-Nas

"Got alotta good things on sale, stranger"
-some guy from Resident Evil 4

"Favrelous"
-Frank Caliendo

"Adrian's moves will make the guys in the booth say 'Lean Back,' 'Ridonculous,' and 'Play on Playa'"
-Monday Night Football Commercial

"In America"
-Bandit Keith

"Brooklyn Rage"
-Joey

"Why so British"
-Yami Bakura

 

[Nø Ca$h]

If your a poor mans version of anything, its your self perception.
-sage francis

The only reason for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing
-various

just dont get hit
-isai

They told me that the classics never got a style but, they do, they do. Somehow baby, I never thought that we do too.
-refused

 

[~Radiance~]

"I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally"



"In America"
-Bandit Keith

"Brooklyn Rage"
-Joey

"Why so British"
-Yami Bakura

lol, great yugio abridged quotes, but you forgot one. ATTENTION DUELISTS!

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

"In America"
-Bandit Keith

"Brooklyn Rage"
-Joey

"Why so British"
-Yami Bakura

you also forgot

"Screw the Rules I have money!"
-Seto Kiba

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

true
too lazy to put all of them

"The cake's a lie b****"
-Kaiba

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

true
too lazy to put all of them

"The cake's a lie b****"
-Kaiba

Isn't that a reference to (to lazy to actually put name here) video game for the X Box 360?

 

[~Radiance~]

Isn't that a reference to (to lazy to actually put name here) video game for the X Box 360?

yeah, its a quote from portal

 

[Patinator]

"Here you are all equally worthless."

"Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle toed ****-sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"

-R. Lee Ermey

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

"**** kids get off my lawn!"
-old crazy guy

**** kids get off my ****ing lawn! if I see you kids one more time I swear that I'm going to bring out my motha ****ing shot gun and splatter your guts all over the street! And it wont matter either cause my son's a police man!
-hopefully me in the future

 

[User_Maat_Re]

Some quotes from Philosoraptor.

"Most people are afraid of death. Yet the same people won't want to live forever"

"We avoid risks in life... so we can make it safely to death."

"When I am, Death is not. When Death is, I am not. Then why fear what I cannot be?"

"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure."

"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."

"Even though I know nothing, I at least know that I know nothing. Thus meaning I actually DO know ONE thing. Which means I am back to zero, as the thing I thought I ken - is actually not true, causing me to know nothing."

"What if Pinocchio said... "My nose will now grow." ?"

****ing gold. I can never get enough from him.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

"you may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later youll dance with the reaper"
-grim reaper - bill and teds bogus journey.

 

[Mota]

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have Schizophrenia

 

[StinkomanFan]

"So here I am, at probably the worst school in the country, whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers. Real scum. And that old creep thinks he can tame me? We shall see, my friend. I only give people what they have coming to them." - Jimmy Hopkins

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

"A foolish man may be known by six things: Anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, inquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends. "

-Arabic Proverb

 

[Denzi]

"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

[D13]

"The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one." - Elvis Presley

 

[Nø Ca$h]

we cant afford to be neutral on a moving train.
-serj tankian

and we rock, because its us against them. we found our own reasons to sing.
-tom gabel (R.I.P.)

 

[HawaiianJigglyPuff]

"You know what Cartman, I believe you. I believe that you believe you helped write that joke.That's how people like you work. Your ego is so out of wack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. and people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really they're just douche bags."

 

[StinkomanFan]

Professor Richmond: Can you spell cat?
Curly: Soitenly!
Professor Richmond: Spell it.
Curly: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y. *****.
Taken from the 3 Stooges film "Hoi Polloi"

 

[Mr.Freeman]

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the close making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

-Ralph, from The Simpsons episode "Grade School Confidential"

 

[Smoke and smash]

Here's the quote I used today for my status message on facebook:

The word politics is derived from the words "poly" meaning many and "ticks" meaning blood sucking parasites.

-Anonymous

 

[Jonkku]

"You all know how mathematicians talk about how one has a very slim chance of winning the lottery, right? Well I think that everyone has 50% chance. Either you win, or you lose, 50:50."

- I can't remember who (I think it was my old philosophy teacher)

 

[Vlade]

If you've ever play Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations....

So many memorable quotes in that game, particularly by Godot

 

[SharkAttack]

Whenever I do something good, dominate something or do something right I sometimes say this.

"Well, I ain't no Kevin James but I feel like the King of Queens."

I made it up but nobody really gets a kick out of it.

 

[-ACE-]

"I am not an alternate account of Renth."
-Anonymous

 

[Celuz4259]

"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying."- Michael Jordan

 

[highfive]

"Whenever you are presented with a 50/50 chance you have a 90% of getting it wrong"
- Can't remember. Perhaps anonymous.

 

[peregrine monkey]

A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? A proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.
-Jean Chretien.

 

[GALE 14]

ey peregrine... do you like orange ??

 

[Nø Ca$h]

To sing you must first open your mouth. you must have a pair of lungs, and a little knowledge of music. It is not neccessary to have an accordian, or a guitar. The essential thing is that I want to sing. Then this is the song, Im singing.
-H. Miller

 

[Nø Ca$h]

SRY FOR DOUBLE POST!!

Thank God, Ive found another Streetlight fan

heres my streeltigh quote then


"Even if it were so i wouldnt let you go, you could run run run run but i would follow close"

SM ftw

falling, fallen we all fall down. it only really matters how we stand our ground. if and when we rise to our feet again, we'll be on our own.

 

[peregrine monkey]

ey peregrine... do you like orange ??

Citrus in general actually. The power of citrus is overwhelming.

Yay for thread derailment.