I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OWLS YOU SEND ME, DUMBLEDORE
I'M NOT GOING TO HOGWARTS
I WANT TO BE A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST AND PREFERABLY NOT GET ISEKAI'D
THIS OWL CRAP IS BLACKMAIL, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL SUE
THE RSPCA PROBABLY AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE ANIMAL LABOUR EITHER
YOU GAVE MY DAD A PAPERCUT
I'M NOT GOING TO HOGWARTS
I WANT TO BE A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST AND PREFERABLY NOT GET ISEKAI'D
THIS OWL CRAP IS BLACKMAIL, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL SUE
THE RSPCA PROBABLY AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE ANIMAL LABOUR EITHER
YOU GAVE MY DAD A PAPERCUT